When Animes are having an argument:

Naruto: Dude! I have billions of fans around the world!

Bleach: So? Everyones loves me, duh!

Fairy Tail: Seriously guys? Everyone loves all my quotes and i don't even exist!

One Piece: What are you talking about? Around the world loves me, and they even love me more than you!

Attack On Titan: Let's join hands together, and die.

SAO: SHUT UP, AOT!! WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR SEASON 2?!

Kuroko No Basuke: I know everyone loves sports, and all people will love me because my topic is basketball

Haikyuu: Girls will love me because I'm about volleyball, and they will learn it from me

Diamond Ace: What? I know everyone loves Baseball here

Free: Please. Kids can learn everything from me

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Free, kids will hate your stripping habit!

Pokemon: HA! EVERYONE KNOWS ME SINCE 19s!

Ao No Exorcist: In the name of the father, the son, to the holy spirit, Amen.

Black Butler: So what. FANGIRLS WILL LOVE MY SEBASTIAN AND ALOIS TRANCY!!

Angel Beats: ATLEAST WE ARE THE SADDEST ANIME

Clannad: NO YOU ARE NOT! MY TOPIC IS ABOUT SCHOOL AND FAMILY!

Durarara: ALL MY GUYS ARE HOT

No Game No Life: Everyone loves games, and they will surely learn it from me!

DBZ: SHUT UP BECAUSE I STILL EXIST

K-on: WHO CARES?!

Lucy Star: UGH I HAVE MY PERFECT OTAKU HERE! DUH!

Nanatsu No Tazai: WELL ATLEAST I AM AN ANCIENT

Tokyo Ghoul: NO ONE CAN BEAT MY FIRST OPENING THEME

Parasyte: DAGUQ YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?! MY FIRST OPENING THEME IS BETTER!

Hetalia: ..........Ummm......My topic is World History so I am useful enough than the looks of you, some are..doesn't make sense at all, and some are making kids addict to do violet things, and words. Sooo umm..I still exist and I'm a history anime, i mean..World History..Kids and Parents will definitely love me because I am very useful for people's minds and feelings.