https://youtu.be/WgoudqUTJuY

(For your enjoyment! I love this song!)

I jerk back, "Loki! You scared the crap out of me!" He just smirks.

"I didn't think anything could frighten you," Loki drawls sweetly, coming closer to me.

I duck away, and stare vacantly out the window. Did Loki just compliment us?

Nah, he playing at something.

"Flattery will get you nowhere, Loki," I warn.

"Flattery gets me everywhere." 

"Ha, not with me."

"Where are we anyways?" I turn to Loki, expecting him to know, "This obviously isn't Earth, and it doesn't seem like Asgard."

"A planet called Sakaar. Nice place really." He moves beside me to look out the window.

"And how long was I unconscious? How am I not dead, actually?"

"A day, and honestly I don't know how you withstood the fall, even with my help." 

"Hmm, weird..." I turn back to look at him. He looks pretty darn fine in his Sakaar-ian outfit. Hot, really hot. Especially his hair, like oh my gosh! How does he do it!

"Wait, I've been out for a day!"

"Yep, and while you were incapacitated, I became good friends with the leader of this fine place. I think you'll like him."

"Oh, what's his name?"

"Everyone calls him 'Grandmaster'."

"Odd name, but I guess he is the ruler of a planet, so it suits."

With a flourish of his hand, Loki motions to the doors, "Shall we?"

"Uh, yeah I guess. Don't wanna be rude or anything, and this is his house, right?"

Loki nods as I follow him out, and we start walking to this grandmaster dude's chambers.

Maybe he'll help me get back to Earth.

Don't count on it, he's probably a serial killer.

Don't think like that!

Oh, he's totally gonna be a serial killer!

"Oh, my name's (Y/n) (L/n) by the way. I never told you, how rude of me."

"Nice name, it suits you."

"Uh, thanks."

By the time we reach our destination, I'm nervous as heck. What if he doesn't like me? What if he kills me?! What if they're all cannibals?! What if I die?!

Chill dude!

What?! You're the one who said he's a serial killer!

Relax, we're about to find out what he's like.

Loki and I come before a dude decked out in a fancy outfit with blue nails, a blue strip down his chin, and blue curves under his eyes. He looks like a nice person too! This is the grandmaster? I was expecting Godzilla!

I dip my head in acknowledgement, and Loki does the same.

"Grandmaster, this is (Y/n). (Y/n), Grandmaster." Loki introduces us.

"Hi, I love your nails! That's a good colour for you."

"Oh, thanks! And I trust you like the clothes? I had my fashion designer pick them, I trust his judgment."

Looking down at myself, I nod, "Yeah, I love them! Shirt could've been a bit longer though, not that I'm complaining." I smile.

"Ah, I knew you'd like it! So, your a Midgaydian?"

"Um, Midgardian yes. And, I was wondering--you seem like a nice guy--if you knew a way for me to get back?" I ask hopefully.

He laughs jovially, "There is no way back! Once-ha-once you land here, there's no leaving. Sorry kid, you're stuck here."

"Oh..."

"It's not all that bad! You can stay here, I've got plenty of room. But, before I say anything else, are you a fighter?"

Loki stiffens for a moment, but masks it perfectly from Grandmaster. 

"Oh, I'm not really a fighter. I may look tough, but I couldn't hurt a fly."

Loki snickers silently, and I pale. Does Loki know what I did?!

"Ok, now that that's out of the way, I'd like to invite you both to a party. It's my birthday-"

"Happy birthday!" I interrupt. Realizing that I just rudely interrupted him, my face heats up, "Sorry.."

"It's okay. Anyways, it's my birthday, and there's a huge party that's going to happen, and I expect you'll both come."

It was more of a demand then a question, so Loki and I just nod.

"Great! I'll see you then, have fun exploring the wonders of Sakaar!"

I take that as an invitation to leave, so I exit swiftly. Loki follows. 

As soon as we're away from the Grandmaster's room, I turn on Loki.

"Why did you snicker when I said I couldn't hurt a fly?!" I hiss.

"Well, we both know you've done much more than hurting a fly. And at such a young age too! How precious." He gleams, grinning wickedly.

"It-it was an accident!"

"Hmm, not really though. I watched it happen in your mind, so brutal."

"I didn't mean for them to die! And I didn't mean to destroy the whole place!"

"Sure, whatever you say." 

"When was this anyways? Hmm?"

"Remember when we were falling endlessly? Well, for a little while,you were unconscious. I naturally took the time to find your darkest secret." An sly glint comes across his vibrant blue eyes, and I sigh angrily.

I glare at him and walk faster. Right now I just need a hot bath to calm my nerves and think. 

"Wait, you're not mad are you?"

I think a second before answering, "No, I guess I can't be mad. After all, I did read your mind too, even if it was accidental."

"What?"

"I was probably gonna tell you anyway, this saves me the hassle."

"So, you're totally cool with it?"

"Yeah, but if you do it again without my permission, I will slit your throat. 'Kay?" I smile.

"Uhh..."

"Anyways, I'm going to have a bath. See you at the party I guess!" I walk into my room, and slam the door in his face.

Sighing heavily I prepare my bath, and realize that my room has a massive hot tub too! How cool is this place?! 

After soaking for an ungodly amount of time (like three hours), I decide to find some food. I get lost plenty of times, and wind up seeing the Grandmaster.

"Uh, hey! I was just wondering if you could direct me to some food? I haven't eaten for a long time."

"Oh, oh! Sure, just have a seat and I'll fetch you some." He nods, and motions for a servant to bring me something.

I bite into what ever it is, and groan. It's unnaturally delicious!

"What is this?" I ask in bewilderment.

"Oh, you like it? It's called 'ouhe', nice right?"

"Mmm, its wonderful!"

After feasting heavily on more odd dishes, I sigh in content.

"Thanks so much! That was the best meal I've ever eaten! This place is amazing! And, I love your makeup, it's sick!"

"Oh, well thanks! I'm glad you like here so much. Especially since you'll be staying."

"Yeah, it's not all that bad. Oh, when's the party?"

"Oh, actually quite soon! I'd better get ready. See you then."

After asking him where it was going to be, and getting directions, I leave and prepare for the festivities.