Imagine Loki asking you what a Grinch is.

PS. We are going to talk about all three of the Grinches. The Carry Grinch, the Cumberbatch Grinch, and the original Grinch.

"Y/N?" Loki asked you. "Yeah, Loki? What do you need?" You answered him.

"So I heard your music yesterday..." "Yes." "And I heard this one song..." "Go on." "If I can recall correctly..." "Spit it out man. I am dieing here."

"You're a foul one. Friends, you don't have none. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole." A huge smile appeared on your face. You wanted to tell him about this particular topic for a while. "What are they referring to N/N?" He asks you. "They're talking about The Grinch." He smiled a little and nod his head.

"We'll, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly is a Grinch?" You quickly stood up and went to the tv on the other side of the room. You put a copy of the original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" movie in the *VCR* and said "Watch and learn."

*Half an hour later*

"

How was it, Loki?" You asked him after you took the tape out of the player. He had an amused look on his face. That was enough. You set the tape down and got a DVD of the Jim Carry "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" movie and put that in the DVD player. Loki was bound to like this one.

*1 hour later*

"Hi N/N!" Tony says as he opened the door of the bedroom. The popcorn bowl in you hands went flying up in the air. Loki tossed the DVD remote at Tony's face and knocked him out. The movie is still playing.

The rest of the Avengers came into the room. Natasha asked "What are you watching N/N?"

"I am trying to teach Loki what the Grinch is, so I tried to turn on the movie. What did Stark want?" You answered her.

Steve responded, "He wanted to know if you guys were attending his Christmas party tomorrow." Thor continued. "He also said something about what you call 'Secret Santa'. Who did you get?"

Bruce picks up the remote from Tony's face and paused the movie. He told Thor, "Don't ask her that. They are right in the room." He hands the remote back to you.

Tony wakes up and said, well yelled actually, " WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT OUT OF ALL THINGS?! A FREAKING REMOTE TO THE FREAKING DVD SYSTEM!?"

Right after his rant he was knocked out again, this time by Wanda. He fell right on his face.

"I would like it if all of you got out" was her only words before she did what she does to you at times.

Wanda walked closer to you and held you face in her hands and *a little not safe for work* starts kissing you.

The Avengers carry Tony out of the room and shut the door.

Loki came behind you and starts kissing and sucking on your neck. Your kiss with Wanda got a bit heated to the point where you took your hand and rubbed her through her thin red leather pants. Loki does the same thing to you.

Moans came out of yours and Wanda's mouths. Loki laid down on the bed with you on top of him, chest against back. Wanda goes in between your guys legs and rips of your shirt. A F/C lace bra covering you. Loki unbuttons your jeans and leaves you like that.

You knew that you wouldn't be able to finish the movie for a while.

*A few hours later*

You, Loki, and Wanda were half naked under the blanket after a good few hours. Loki had his shirt on while you and Wanda were just in your bras.

You finally decided to finish the movie. Loki loved it as much as the other movie.

You turned on the latest Grinch movie.

*1 hour and 45 minutes later*

You were the only one awake at the end of the movie. Loki was cuddling up next to you with his head in the crook of you neck.

Wanda was lying in between your legs, under the blanket, head resting on your breast. Your fingernails running up and down her bare waist, stomach, and legs have lured her to sleep. Her soft breathing has gotten Loki to sleep.

That was the moment you knew,
even though Vision is #1 on Wanda's Love List, that won't stop you and Loki from ending up on her list.

~BONUS SCENE~

Tony opened the door and said, "So... Is that a yes or a no to going to the party?" You nod your head yes. "So what are you getting her?" He asked you. Your person for Secret Santa was Wanda. You answered, "A new MP3 player. Don't tell her though." Tony smiled and left you with your sleeping lovers.

You never wanted things to be different.