I awoke hanging upside down thanks to a tree branch.

"...Wow, I just survived a probably highly destructive crash landing," I said,staring down at the magnorious height below. I made up the word magnorious, really, so don't try looking it up. "I should be impressed but I am not. Every leading character survives a stinking crash landing!"

I wiggly myself back and forth, oh you know to fall really, using my body weight.

"One,two,three, four, five," I count. "Six,seven,eight,nine—"

And then I fell.

"WOOOHOOO!" I holler. "I believe I can fly in the sky so high!"

That is a nice lyric from a song in Space Jam.

Get your space jam on, baby.

Oops, my bad.

"WOOHOOO!" I flail my arms.

I land smack first on a hard leaf then flip over crash landing on the dirt. I saw a spacecraft in pieces all over the place in my fuzzy line of vision that is also pretty blurry at the distance. I get up on my two feet rubbing the side of my aching head. The sounds of insects making their usually creepy sounds swept through the forest as did the smoke that is unable to be smelled through my little nose being picked right now.

Yes, I am picking my nose. Are you mad? You wanna know what I do with it? It goes right under my snow boots! Not into my mouth because that is so gross not even Unicron can stand such disgust. Oh wait, I already went over this with you all. After the picking my nose felt a lot clearer and better enough it wasn't being bothered. I stuck the boogers underneath the hard boots. I walk over towards the spacecraft to search for any signs of intelligent life that hadn't been destroyed.

"I AM A ZOMBIE!" Shaketrin screams.

Okay, that means they did survive.

"No, fool," I heard FreezeBite. "You are not a living unintellegent body; you are speaking so that means you are not a zombie."

Shaketrin is running around in circles waving his arms.

I can't see Shaketrin's armor quite clearly nor his faceplate.

"I AM GOING TO EAT METAL IN A COUPLE MEGACYCLES!" Shaketrin over-reacts, making the ground tremble beneath his pedes. "Some 'con kill me!"

"Your body is not decomposing nor covered in space barnacles!" I shout back, coming forwards. "So you are obviously being a whiny pants."

FreezeBite grabs Shaketrin by the neck and holds him above the ground.

"You better calm down," FreezeBite said. "Because a simple sneeze you into a flesh eating cannibal."

"But—but Shockwave said so!" Shaketrin said.

"Shockwave is wrong," FreezeBite said. "Now, tell me you know how to put together a space craft or else I can end you here."

"I do!" Shaketrin exclaims.

FreezeBite drops Shaketrin.

"Start constructing," FreezeBite said. "After bathing in the nearby water source."

Shaketrin zips from the site leaving behind dust trails in his flee.

Fun fact; sugar attacks your teeth for 20 minutes.

Did I already mention that? Too bad, people need to be reminded.

FreezeBite turns towards my direction.

"Where did you land?" FreezeBite asks.

"Upside down hooked on a tree branch," I said.

"And you didn't puke?" FreezeBite asks.

"Nope," I said, hearing my stomach grumble. "But now I am hungry."

FreezeBite rubs his forehelm.

"Great," FreezeBite complains. "Out in the middle of no where on a forest planet."

I fake a cough.

"Jungle planet," I correct FreezeBite. "How about we go hunting?"

"Uh no," FreezeBite said. "You are still a child."

"Let me count how many months have passed," I said. "One month I was in the Quintession ship," I held up one finger. "Five months aboard among...ew," I shook my head. "And three months with you guys!"

"Nine earth months," FreezeBite said.

"Noope," I said. "Add five to nine."

FreezeBite folds his arms.

"Are you still counting the current year you left?" FreezeBite asks.

"Uh huh," I said. "And it is April, 2016. I am turning nineteen!"

"...You are 19," FreezeBite reminds me.

"Oh," I gasp. "Oh my primus I am turning 20 this year."

"And you are still a child," FreezeBite said.

"Oh really?" I ask. "Then how come I got these adult teeth down?"

I open my mouth showing my two side teeth had finally come out.

"I cannot really say how that happened," FreezeBite said.

I laugh closing my mouth.

"Guess then you're not gonna explain THIS away!" I declare, freezing FreezeBite.

I ran off along after doing that. I found a herd of small animal like beasts similar to rabbits with antlers and long hair being lazy in a herd sniffing the ground between the blades of grass. Keeping an eye on the target is one of the key ways to get something to eat like a wild lion. Using my ice powers on all of them is overkill, really.

Time skip ahead!