..2 solar cycles later...

"If you keep playing around, then some one is losing their fleshy fingers," Megatron said, each word dripped in threat.

"She is only learning, my lord," FreezeBite said, with much reluctance on the 'my lord' part.

"Learning doesn't cut it for this fleshy," Megatron shot back. "Getting on my nerves is not what she wants."

I run off leaving the two mechs alone.

"Oh Ivy,..." I hear FreezeBite say with a sigh.

Two megacycles later I am doing fighting practice by human sized dummies with feet hood into wheels and the works! Megatron thinks getting on others nerves doesn't cut it for me. But what if it did come in handy? A plan formulates in my mind. Sneak in, retrieve the Allspark, somehow stay behind, get all the Dark Elves near,and when they are about to do something to me I will send them all straight to Helheim by freezing their asses.

"You cannot be expecting to impress a robot," FreezeBite said, watching me practice from the door.

"Yes I can!" I said.

"Why?" FreezeBite asks.

"Because Dark Elves can cut life short for Frost Giants and I want to make the best of it!" I reply.

Freezebite rubs his forehelm.

"Ivy," Freezebite said. "I will not be there for the retrieval."

"Figures," I said, holding onto the two helmets of the dummys. "Your banishment has been lifted."

I knock the two helms together sending the two dummies flying away hitting the wall.

"...I have not been banished," FreezeBite said.

"I know who you are," I said. "And you want answers," I press the pause button to the arena turning towards FreezeBite. "That I can understand from a guy who is one thousand years older than me and is a Frost Giant."

"I am not Loki," FreezeBite said.

"Keep denying it," I said.

"That is because I am not Loki," FreezeBite denies,again.

"Oh really," I said. "You just happened to turn up during the time I arrived aboard the Dark Elves ship? Nah, that's no way to trick your own daughter but being able to deceive the others is rather brilliant."

"You are mistaken," FreezeBite said.

"Okay let's stop arguing about this," I said. "You've taught me everything so go ahead and deal with business on Asgard."

"What makes you think I am your father?" FreezeBite asks.

"I just told you," I said. "And those horns are very Loki provoking."

"I think not," FreezeBite said.

"If you were a real individual then it would be hilarious if people mistook you for Loki," I said, catching the bullet that had shot from the wall. "Oops, I missed one."

I drop the bullet then duck and use my leg to smash down a big blue button.

Err-itch went the machines lowering down behind the wall holes.