So I get up thanking god for my grandparent's adoptive parent for making a white and orange afghan.To my eyes is nothing but dust and a linger gray'ish fog probably full of dust that had been unsettled.I look around shielding my eyes scanning for Jazz's figure.

Where the slag is Jazz?

I take a cautious step forward.

"Mama," Went a squeaky doll.

I look down to see a baby toy being a CareBear on the ground.

The CareBear is pink with a white belly.

"Ooopsy," I said. "Sorry there, pinky bear!"

I walk around the little toy.

Jazz was suppose to take me to a survivors shelter yet a Decepticon decided to intervene and start a random fight. Now I have apparently lost track of Jazz in the hectic event.The weight of the backpack bumps against my butt since I lazily had not pulled up the backpack. 'Oh, oh, oh,' went lyrics in my head, 'Bump'ening through the wreckage, through the hazy, and crazy day!' I tap on my shoes on the ground doing a unique failing bird whistle.

"Stop making a really awful sound," Came a Swedish voice.

I look up.

"My name is Scorp," Scorp said. "And yours?"

Scorp has red blazing optics and his chest armor has that wicked scar.

"Ivy Brooke Bell." I said.

"Not the full name." Scorp said.

"Ivy Bell." I said.

"Just your name, lass." Scorp said.

"That is my name." I said.

"Ivy Bell, why does the Autobots take interest in YOU?" Scorp asks.

"Uh, because of..." I stare at Scorp. "They WERE taking me to a survivors shelter."

"Why you?" Scorp asks, sharply.

I fold my arms with a frown.

"Geeze," I said, with an attitude. "If you're a detective, then start investigating on your own!"

Scorp rolls an optic.

"All I know is that you randomly popped up from the Summer Road to a house in a light blue flash." Scorp said. "Now I like to know how you're able to do that as a human."

"Uhhhh...." I gawk at Scorp. "You guys are colorblind!"

"Not completely." Scorp said.

"Uh huh." I said, unconvinced.

"Partially but not all." Scorp said.

"WELL SLIPSTREAM MISTOOK OPTIMUS FOR STARSCREAM IN TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED!" I point out.

Scorp rolls an optic.

"This is not Transformers Animated,Ivy Bell." Scorp said.

"I am currently writing a story called Transformers Animated is for real!" I babble. "I am still deciding on the next chapter, like how to point out that my main character has just noticed everything has become cartoony. I mean Derrick James Wyatt's art style; the cartoon one! Not the terrible era of cartoons on Cartoonnetwork."

"Uh huh." Scorp said.

"I tried to watch Green Lantern the cartoon but no it was not a cartoon!" I shout. "It was a fragging CGI presentation! I have seen the movie but geeze my eyes are not friendly towards CGI merged into cartoon. I have seen the Cybertron part of the unicron Trilogy like Bud,Lori, Cody, Landmine,Jolt, Vector Prime--"

"Shut up," Scorp said, standing above me covering his audios. "I should have not intervened a god's child being transferred."

"Nice," I said. "I am not a child. You would have been correct if I were a little girl; then I woulda' been a child of god."

"You didn't hear me right," Scorp said. "What I meant is: A," Scorp had lowered himself down to my level scaring the scrap outta me. I fell down on my butt on the ground. Scorp levels himself away from me outta my face. "God's child."

My face twists up.

"Wow!" I said. "You're so wrong!"

"Begin with it." Scorp said.

"I have an irregular period," I then slap myself silly. Wow that does hurt when I do it to myself. "DAMN IT IVY!"

"What is so bad talking about your period?" Scorp asks.

"I don't know why I had that line with Emily saying 'I am a human, I have my monthly--' line." I said. "I sometimes rub my forehead and wonder why my readers don't get bothered by it. Men don't really like hearing about a woman's period; don't you?"

"No." Scorp said.

"Pervert." I said.

"Talking about blood and bloodline does not bother me," Scorp said. "Your immortality was taken away and your skin of steel was taken." Is he lying to me just to get under my nerves? "You are an interesting...subject."

"So," I said tapping my fingers together eyeing at Scorp. "Hypothetically; Odin learned that Loki had a fling with a mortal and decided to take away their immortality at birth?"

"No, he sent someone to take away the immortality at birth." Scorp said.

"That's what I just said." I said.

"Hypothetically, yes; about the take away part." Scorp said.

I get up on my two feet.

"You have a responsibility now!" I shout. "You offlined mother slagging Jazz!" I wave my index finger side to side. "Now you must take me to a survivors shelter in exchange I do not annoy you to the point you want to offline yourself." I point straight at Scorp. "HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP, WO-OAH,WOAH!"

I wave my arms in the air and sang the 'Here is to never growing up' song.

Scorp rubs his forehelm.

"I am an idiot." Scorp said.

"Yes, you are!" I sang, gleefully jumping up and down. "Glad you finally noticed good ol' Scorp!"