"Steve I am telling you. That bowl Loki has in magic. He keeps leaving fruit all over the tower." Bruce says reaching over to the coffee table and grabbing a random apple off of it.

"The bowl is not magic. Loki is the one with magic. He must be using his magic to get the fruit." Steve said.

"Fine. Believe what you want but if you find fruit in your sock drawer don't go crying to me." Bruce said walking away. Little did they know Loki was around the corner. He smirked and walked away.

~~Time Skip Brought to you by Tony Loki and Natasha~~

"Tony! Why is there strawberries with my socks?" Steve asked.

"I don't Capsicle? Why is there strawberries there?" Tony asked.

"I don't know. That is why I was asking you." Steve said.

"I have no clue why you would put those there." Tony said.

"I didn't." Steve said pouting.

"Well I know Loki didn't do it because he likes strawberries to much to do that." Tony said.

"Your boyfriend would be the one to do it." Steve said

"Well Loks didn't do it." Tony said walking away from Steve.

"Fine then." Steve said putting his hands on his hips sassily, "Jarvis where is Loki right now?"

"He is in the common room reading a book." Jarvis said.

"Thank you." Steve said. He started to walk to the common room. Loki was in his spot which was in the pulled out windowsill. It was decorated in green and gold pillows. Just to bug Loki, Tony put a sign above the window that says 'Loki's Reading Spot'. "Hey Loki, do you know why there was food in my sock drawer?"

"No I do not." Loki said looking up from his book.

"Alright, I guess I will leave you to your reading then." Steve said walking away.

Later that day Steve was in the gym working out. He turned his back to go get his water bottle and his towel. After his drink he went back to his workout. His first punch to the punching bag an apple fell on his head, "What the hell?" He said picking up the apple.

Natasha walked in when she said, "Language Cap. Why do you have an apple?"

Steve looked at the apple and back to Nat, "I don't know why I have it but I do." Steve put the apple down on the table nearest to him and walked out of the gym.

It was after dinner that same day. Steve was just finishing up cleaning the dishes. He moved the final plate and saw he saw one of the things he hated. Starfruit.

He looked at the fruit and walked out of the room and went to find Bruce.

He found Bruce in his lab working with Tony, "Bruce please help me."

"What do need help with Steve?" Bruce asked putting the chemicals he was holding down.

"I need you to move something I really don't like. I came to you because I know you won't make fun of me because of it." Steve said while his face turned red of embarrassment.

"Sure I'll help you. Where is it?" Bruce asked taking off his lab coat and goggles.

"In the kitchen. I need to finish cleaning." Steve replied walking out of the door with Bruce following him.

When Tony saw what Steve didn't want to touch he started to laugh.

"What are you doing here Tony?" Steve asked, "I don't remember asking you to help me."

"You didn't. I just wanted to see what you needed help with. This is what I was not expecting." Tony said snickering.

"Please tell your boyfriend to stop tormenting me with fruit. I have found about 20 different kinds of fruits around. And that was just today!" Steve said.

Bruce picked up the fruit and threw it away and said, "Its not Loki doing this to you. It is the bowl. It just knows what he wants and what he doesn't eat the bowl-"

"He named it Lulu. Loki named his bowl Lulu and would like people to call his bowl that." Tony said interrupting Bruce.

Bruce sighed, "Alright, Lulu likes to torment people who do not think she is real."

"I don't believe you." Steve said. After he was done talking another starfruit showed up in front of Steve. He squealed like a mouse and jumped on the counter to avoid touching it, "Please get rid of it."

"Alright Steve." Bruce threw it away again, "Now Tony please get Loki and his bowl. We need Steve alive without heart attacks."

"Okay. Hey Jarvis could you please get Loki for me. Tell him to also bring his bowl." Tony said.

Before Jarvis could reply Loki teleported into the room. "You needed me Anthony?"

"Yes Loki, could you please tell Lulu to stop tormenting Steve. Also tell him that bowl and do whatever it wants." Tony said, "Also where is it."

"She didn't want to come." Loki said as he turned to Steve, "Steven Lulu can do what ever she wants. She just likes to be mean to people she does not like or just to entertain herself."

"Alright fine. If I find another fruit that I hate I will freak out and hide for the rest of my life." Steve walked.

Bruce, Tony, and Loki started talking. About a minute later they heard Steve screaming then him running and slamming his door shut.

Loki got a smirk on his face, Tony bursted out laughing, and Bruce sighed.

Bonus!!!!!!

Steve locked himself in the closet waiting for someone to come and help him. He heard the door open, "Where are you at Steve?"

It was Bucky! "I'm in the closet." He called from there.

"Why are you in there?" Bucky asked opening the door.

Steve put his head down and pointed at the bed where the fruit was. Bucky just sighed and said, "That's just some humiliating shit." Then he walked out of the room leaving Steve alone.

A/N

Another chapter done. Yes the bowl's name is Lulu. The other authors and I have more one shots. The three of us are working together. My nickname is Natasha, one of the two is Loki, the last one is Tony.

And now a message from Tony, "I am a fabulous Unicorn and I'll make your wishes come true if you like this chapter. "🦄

Now we hear from our glorious Loki, "Join the Loki Army."

Now from me, "Lulu Shall Rule You All. BOW DOWN TO THE AMAZING LULU!!!"