bartholomew met elizard on a sunny august day. they quickly became friends. as august turned to september and september turned to october, they became best friends. even if they sat there and said nothing, they enjoyed each other's company. bartholomew and elizard would listen to cavetown songs hours on end together. on november 2nd, bartholomew made a new friend. her name was rosie and she was a snail. elizard became scared that she would lose her closest friend to a snail. a snail! a snail could never replace elizard. or could she?