[One word: Offender]

You were walking through Slender's hall minding your own business when you suddenly trip over something you didn't see and fall flat onto your face.

"Ow..." You groan, lifting your head up from off the floor. You were about to pull yourself up when you feel something wrap around your waist and pull you upwards instead. You stare down at the ground with wide eyes and you look to see what had grabbed you; your heart nearly stopped when you noticed the white tendrils wrapped around you.

"Ok great.....what d-do you want, Offender," You stutter, trying not to panic. "Oh nothing," The voice of Offender replied to you, and you were slowly put back down on the ground. Once he released you, you turned and were ready to back away when he grabbed your arm to keep you from running.

"Aren't you going to tell me thank you for helping you up?" He asked, tilting his head with a smirk. "I'm not sure if I should be thanking you when you're obviously the one that tripped me in the first place," You grumble, trying to pull your arm away.

"How could you know? You weren't paying attention to where you were going anyways."

Offender suddenly pulls you by your arm to him, and he wraps his arms around you, hugging you to his body. "Me and you never get any time together, it's been way too long," He sighed, slowly stroking your hair while you tried escaping him.

"There's a very good reason for that. By the way, have you ever heard of personal space? I need mine," You sneer, eventually able to grab ahold of his arm. You try prying it off of you, but he only tightens his grasp to make it more difficult.

"I don't get why you're trying to run. I haven't done anything to you besides suggest that we haven't been in each other's company for a while~"

"And trip me," You spat, releasing your hold on his arm in submission, "What the hell do you want, Offenderman?"

You internally scold yourself for asking the pointless question.

"Nothing much, really," He replied, running a finger along your cheek. "Just time for me an you to be alone. Maybe we could even have a little fun~"

He smirked and forced your head upwards so that you were facing him. You're on the verge of panicking and going crazy on him, yet you fight to keep your cool. "I'm kinda busy, you know? I have things to do for Slenderman. Why don't you er...check with Nina or something...?"

"Don't lie to me, (Y/N)," Offender hissed, tightening his grasp on you. "I know you're not busy now at all. You owe me your time for always running the fuck away!"

"What?? I don't owe you anything ! Maybe if you'd just stop being a perverted rapist then I wouldn't have to run away from you all the time!"

You're able to break away from his arms and you quickly back away, nearing yourself to Slenderman's door so you could knock for him if you needed to. Offender realizes that you'd just get him in trouble if he makes a move for you, so he grumbles and backs away from you. "Fine, we'll just finish this another time..."

"Sure...you tell yourself that..."

When Offenderman turns and leaves, you sigh in relief and quickly find your way out of Slender's Hall, seeking to find some peace elsewhere.

~
"Hi Smile Dog!"

You smile as the big husky runs over to you, panting excitedly, and he licks your hand in greeting while you lower yourself and begin petting his furry head. You laugh when he rubs his head against your leg and scruffle his head some more.

As you were busy loving on Smile, you weren't aware of a certain slender brother that was approaching you from behind.

You feel a hand rest on your shoulder and you turn, your smile slowly fading away when you see his 'face.'

"Offender? What now??"

"I see, Smile really likes you. Who wouldn't?" He chuckled, reaching over and petting Smile's head. Smile Dog gave Offender the same appreciation he gave you for petting him, and rubbed his head against his leg. You stand and step aways a bit, a feeling of discomfort arising in you.

"I know someone that likes you a lot more than Smile, however...." Offender looks up from the dog and faces you, grinning. "Could you maybe tell them I'm not interested then? Whoever they are?" You reply, giving a nervous, faked smile.

"How could you not be interested when you know nothing about them yet?" Offender asked, ceasing to pet Smile, and the dog yipped, running off to another location. "Oh trust me, I think I know all I need to know about 'them', and it's quite enough," You retort.

"My dearest (Y/N)," Offender said, walking up to you and kneeling before you; he made a rose of your preferred color appear out of thin air and he held it out to you, giving a shady smile. "You have given me not a single chance to prove myself to you."

"Prove yourself to me?? Prove what??"

"That I could be your lover, and that you could love me as much as I love you..."

"How!?" You growl, "are you stupid? You can't freaking love a person just by looking at them one time and you can't think that acting all flirty and romantic will get someone to immediately fall in love with you! You obviously know nothing..."

Offender froze for a bit, and you clench your fists, feeling frustrated by him. He lowered the rose and sighed, facing to the ground. "I tried to be nice," He muttered, "I tried to be soft and take it easy with you....but you just want to make things harder than it needs to be..."

"What do you mean...."You utter, stepping away from him with the growing urgency to run. You jump when he looks up at suddenly lunges at you, throwing you down onto the ground. He slams your head down against the ground and you scream as loud as you can.

"Shut up!" He yelled, quickly covering your mouth with his other hand, and you bite down as hard as you could. He clenches his teeth, refusing to let go.

"Offender!? Why??" You and he both heard someone exclaim from behind. "Splendy!" You yelp with a muffled sound. The eldest slender brother grabbed ahold of his younger kin's shoulders and forced him off of you and onto the ground in front of him.

"You just like showing up at the most inconvenient of times, don't you!?" Offender shouted at Splendor, quickly getting up and holding up a fist. "Correction; *cough* most convenient," You sneer, pulling yourself up off the ground and rubbing the place where he forced you down on your head.

"You're so despicable sometimes," Splendor scolded, crossing his arms as he glared at Offender, "I can't believe you were about to hurt my precious friend here!"

"Why can't you mind your own damn business!?"

"Because it's my concern that YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO FUC-I mean, 'harm' ANYONE in this place! Especially our wonderful ladies that live here, like (Y/N)!"

"Thank you Splendor, I can't thank you enough," You say, smiling at him in relief. You never thought you would be so happy to see Splendor, but now you just wanted to hug him and never let go.

"You're very much welcome child! NOW, as for YOU Mister....I am very upset with you," Splendor chided, looking at Offenderman with a displeased expression. "Be upset all you want, you don't move me at all," Offender retorted, crossing his arms. "Hmmmmm...Fine. (Y/N) dear?" Splendor called to you, and you look up at him intently. "Yes Splendor?"

"How would you like to help me out with something? I'm thinking we should give my little brother here a fine lesson in decency, what do you think?"

You smirk and glance at Offenderman, slowly nodding your head. "I definitely agree with that idea, Splendy. And, I'd be glad to help you out."

"Great! Then the lessons will begin now! Come you two, there's no time to be wasted!"

"Wait, What!? What the hell is going on??" Offender exclaimed as Splendor quickly grabbed his arm and started dragging him towards the Slender Hall. You giggle and follow behind, wondering what plans Splendorman could possibly have up his sleeve.

~
"Alright now, brother of mine. The first lesson for you is how to act like a proper gentleman!"

Splendorman walked swiftly around the chair he had seated Offenderman in while you stood aside by Splendor's bed, watching them intently. "I'm already a gentleman," Offender mumbled, his arms crossed. "You must be joking," You snorted, "You, a gentleman? Pfft..."

"Don't worry little brother, me and (Y/N) are going to teach you everything you need to know so that way you could be a proper gentleman and so that everyone won't hate you!"

"Ouch..."

Splendorman lightly patted his brother's head then smiled, "First, you need to know how to properly approach and greet a lady! Do you know how that's done, Offendy-brother?"

"Rose," Offenderman immediately replied, pulling out a rose from no where. "WRONG. No rose, put it away! This is how you greet a lady!" Splendorman scolded and walked over to you. He stood not to far and removed his hat, bowing before you and said, "How do you do, fair maiden? It's a pleasure to meet you!"

You smile and bow before Splendorman too, replying, "It's a pleasure to meet you too, fine sir."

Splendorman looked up and glared at you, "(Y/N)! You don't bow, you curtsy!!"

"......Meh."

He sighed, "never mind it. Now, do you see how you greet a lady Offendy? It's your turn to try!"

Offender stood up and walked over to you, and you look up at him nervously. Offender then bowed and took off his hat saying, "It's an absolute pleasure to meet you, my sweet lady."

"Wish I could say the same," You say, glaring at him and shrugging. "Excellent job! That's exactly how you should do it from now on, and no physical contact whatsoever," Splendorman said, "Now, onto the next thing...your clothes."

"What's wrong with my clothes?" Offenderman sneered.

"They're....not very gentleman-like. The way you have your trench coat unbuckled so low like that...you clearly aren't wearing a belt for your pants...and your boots are just awful!"

"....Since when did you become our brother Trenderman?"

"Just now! And speaking of Trenderman, that's who we're going to see now!"

"What? Splendor nO!"

Splendorman had already grabbed Offenderman by the arm and ran him out of the room. You decided to stay behind and wait for them to return.

~
When Splendor and Offender return, you stand from Splendor's bed and look at Offender with a 'trying not to laugh' expression on your face.

He seemed upset as he was now wearing a neatly ironed suit that was similar to Slender's except the undershirt was red and there was a rose pinned to the top. His fedora was gone-instead he wore a top hat just like Splendor's, and had a huge bow tie tied around his neck.

"Pfffft...." You glare at Offender holding back your laugh as he seems to get more and more frustrated. "I can't believe I'm letting you do this to me," He grumbled, turning to Splendor. Splendor only chuckled lightly and patted his head, "Come now little brother, this is only to help you get people to like you by being a well mannered gentleman!"

"Now, introduce yourself to (Y/N) again the proper way! Also, do all the other things I taught you how to do while you were getting new clothes from Trender!"

"Wait, you guys did more stuff without me?" You ask. "I'm glad we did, it was embarrassing," Offender muttered. He then stepped up to you and bowed. "Hello (Y/N), my lady. It's an absolute pleasure to meet you."

He took your hand and kissed it, then stood and backed away a bit. "Most sorry for intruding on your personal space. If you don't mind me asking, would you care to take a walk?"

"Wha-"

You knew Splendor was the one who was teaching Offender how to act decent, but it still sounded a bit strange to you. Plus, it didn't sound like Offender and he seemed like he was upset, forcing himself to do so.

"You know, Offender you don't seem too comfortable with this," You say, tilting your head. "You sure you can handle being a gentleman?"

"Of course I can. Why would you think I can't?"

"You don't seem too thrilled about all of this. This isn't really you."

"I.......so what? Maybe this would be better for me and all the girls won't hate me..."

"Yeah...But it's not you..."

What am I even saying??

Offender looks down in silence for a bit, then sighed and slouched his shoulders. "No...it's not me. But this is the only way I can get everyone to not hate me."

"I don't hate you, Offendy-brother...." Splendor said, nearing Offender and placing an arm around his shoulders. "I love you so much!"

"I know that Splendor, but I'm talking about the others...everyone else."

"Offender," You speak up, "None of us....hate you...it's just that we avoid you because of what you do. When you're not trying seduce people, you're actually not that bad."

"That true, (Y/N)?" He asked, facing to you. You nod and give a small smile. "Yeah. You're supposed to be Offenderman, I guess."

Offenderman grins and then smiled widely. He reached and picked you up suddenly, hugging you in his arms. "I knew it! I knew you always liked me and couldn't resist it!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT IM IMPLYING YOU IDIOT!"

Splendorman only squealed and bounced over to you and Offender, wrapping his arms around the both of you. "Group hug!!" He exclaimed.

"Does this mean I can go back to being 'myself'?" Offender asked, putting you down and patting your head. "Yeah sure...only if you promise to never do that again," You say, rubbing your arms. "Yes, you should go back to being yourself Offendy-brother. I only wanted to show you a little bit of what it's like to be a decent person."

"I can be decent. But only when I want to," Offender stated. He then stepped away from Splendor and you gasp when he suddenly rips off the clothes he was wearing, but he was only wearing his normal attire underneath. You sigh in relief.

"Well now that I'm back to my old self....what do you say about that walk again, (Y/N)~?"

"I think I'm good, I Uh....have work to do," You lie, laughing nervously as you started for the door.

"I can tell your lying again. (Y/N)!" Offender exclaimed, and he laughed beginning to run for you with his arms outstretched. "Offenderman, STOP!!" You yell, dashing madly out of the door and into the hall. Splendorman only laughs, thinking it's all a game as his younger brother chases you non-stop around the mansion.