-You know you're Bengali when aunties get together and all they do is gossip.

-You know you're Bengali when your parents can't pronounce V. When they do it comes out as a B.

-You know you're NOT bengali if you don't have a watering pot called a bodna next to your toilet.

-You know you're bengali and doomed when you're at a desi wedding and all the cameras zoom onto your face when you're eating.

-You know you're Bengali when you know what Paan and Shupari are.