Chapter 9: Worst Babysitters EVER!
This is interesting. Lets get started.
It is 6 am and Mabel is seen doing her typical morning ritual, Have a mug of Green Tea, do some stretches, and finally wake the baby.
"Good morning BryBry," said Mabel.
"Mommy," said Bryanna.
Mabel then changes Bryanna's diaper and into the infants day clothes which includes a pink Minnie Mouse shirt, pink tutu, and ballet flats.
"Who's mommy's pretty baby girl? You are!" said Mabel.
"Bwah!" said Bryanna waving her arms in the air.
Mabel and Bryanna go downstairs and get breakfast.
"Uh Mabel you need to find a backup baby sitter," said Rachel.
"What?" Mabel asked.
"Look I got to help your dad at work," said Rachel, "sorry for the last minute screwover like this."
Rachel then leaves.
"She's just lucky it's a delay this morning because of the snow on the roads," said Mabel.
"I hungey," said Bryanna.
"Okay baby girl," said Mabel.
Mabel goes into the fridge and grabs Bryanna's milk bottle.
"Hey I was going to drink that!"
She looks inside to see both Phil and Will Cipher.
"I thought you were lactose intolerant?" Will asked.
"It's not lactose, it's milk," said Phil.
"That's what milk is," said Will.
Mabel then gets an idea.
"Can you get your other brother and sister down here please?" Mabel asked.
"Got it," said Will, "BILLY QUILL!"
Quill and Billy show up, and Billy is sopping wet.
"Why is he covered in water?" Mabel asked.
"He keeps on flushing himself down the toilet," said Quill, "Which he really shouldn't."
"Why?" Mabel asked.
"Because its fun!" said Billy.
"Do you know what humans do in there?" Quill asked.
"Yeah," said Billy, "They swim in it!"
Mabel looks down at Bryanna.
"We're not letting you getting potty trained by him," said Mabel.
"We all know that," said Quill and Phil.
"Why did you think I peed on the rug when we first moved in," said Will.
"Anyway, I need a favor from you guys," said Mabel.
"What?" Quill asked.
"My mom cancelled on watching Bryanna," said Mabel.
"Woah, woah, let me stop you there," said Phil, "there's no way I'll watch your mini human."
"She smells!" said Billy.
"So do you but with her its an improvement," said Quill.
(I would throw in the sick burn gif, but I don't like reusing the same joke over and over again)
"Come on please watch her for the day?" Mabel asked.
"Sorry Mabel but we aren't great with kids," said Quill, "all we know is she liked to use us as teething toys."
"Look how about we do a little test," said Mabel.
TEST #1: Feeding
"Okay test one, feeding," said Mabel holding a jar of Strawberry baby food and a spoon, "this is how you feed a baby."
She scoops some of the food onto the spoon.
"Here comes the airplane," said Mabel.
Mabel makes airplane noises as she feeds Bryanna the spoonful of food.
"Good baby," said Mabel.
Bryanna giggles.
"Now you guys try with the doll," said Mabel placing Bryanna's baby doll on the table.
2 seconds later:
Everything in the kitchen is covered in Baby food.
"On second thought she could survive on just a couple of bottles," said Mabel.
TEST #2: Changing:
Mabel demos how to change a diaper.
"Alright let see what we....oh boy," said Mabel.
Billy got the diaper on the dolls arm, Quill got it on the head, Will got it on the foot.
"Where's Phil?" Mabel asked.
*Muffle Scream*
Phil pops out of the diapered doll head.
"How did that happen?" Mabel asked.
The Mini Ciphers shrug.
FINAL TEST: Naptime.
"This how Bryanna likes to be put down for a nap," said Mabel.
Mabel tucks Bryanna in, she places a pacifier in her mouth and then gives her the things that helps her sleep the best, her stuffed bunny, Mrs. HopHop.
"Now you try," said Mabel.
2 milliseconds later.
The dolls are on fire, Mabel extinguished the fire.
"You guys are really the worst Babysitters ever," said Mabel, "I rather have a drug dealre babysit my little angel."
"Mommy," said Bryanna.
"Hey we tried our best!" said Quill.
"You got me stuck in a diaper!" said Phil.
"Ugh how am I supposed to find a babysitter now?" Mabel asked.
Just them her phone rang.
"Hello," said Mabel, "Hey Grunkle Ford, what how? The toilets did what? Oh so school's cancelled? Oh thank you mom cancelled on Bryanna today and I almost let the Mini cipher watch her, they're no good with children."
"We have be 700 years old in demon years," said Will, "But in human years, that's about 7."
"Okay thanks for telling me bye," said Mabel as she hangs up.
The mini ciphers all blew a sigh of relieve.
"Welp only one thing to do on a day off with my baby girl," said Mabel.
2 minutes later:
"Winnie The Pooh," sang the tv, "Winnie The Pooh, chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff."
"He's Winnie the Pooh," Sang Mabel with Bryanna bouncing on her knee, "Winnie the Pooh, Willy Nilly Silly old Bear."
"Pooh Beaw!" said Bryanna.
"Yep you really are the next generation me," said Mabel.
"Mommy," said Bryanna.
"Don't worry, Mommy's here," said Mabel.
Bryanna yawns then falls asleep.
"Sweet Dreams Baby Girl," said Mabel.
Weird chapter I know, but hey what are you going to do? Anyway quick shout out to BSwrites who has been commenting on every chapter which I appreciate, and to my dear wattpad pal FireFox5001 because why not? Anyway if you guys want a shout out leave it in the comments and I'll pick one at random, next chapter will come out on Sunday because I don't like to post chapters on April Fools day, but my Top 5 will return tomorrow. Don't forget to Comment/Vote and I'll see you later.
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