Aww when a simple pig finds some simple love. ❤❤❤❤

It is currently January, Bryanna is now one year old and has pigtails in her hair.

And now Dipper and Pacifica are looking over wedding cake designs with Comet on Pacifica's lap.

"I think that's just a kids cake right there," said Dipper.

"Hey I relate to the story of Tangled," said Pacifica, "I was stolen at birth, thought my kidnappers were my parents, and then found out about my real history because of my own little Eugene Fitzherbert."

"And you wonder why I still go by Dipper," said Dipper.

"OH MY GOSH NO WAY!" Yelled Mabel.

Mabel and Xander runs downstairs holding Bryanna.

"Bryanna is about to say her first word," said Mabel.

"How can you tell?" Dipper asked.

"Look at how fast she is sucking her binky," said Xander.

Bryanna is shown sucking on her pacifier at an alarming 50 mph. (80.47 kph for you guys in the metric system)

"How is that even possible?" Pacifica asked.

"I did the same when I said my first word," said Mabel.

Mabel takes the pacifier out Bryanna mouth.

"Come on BryBry," said Xander, "What are you trying to say."

Bryanna starts looking around saying "ah," countless time.

Just then Waddles came in.

"Waddwes!"

They all looked at the baby confused.

"Waddles?" Dipper and Pacifica asked.

"Well I had a weird first word," said Mabel, "I still don't know how I choose unicorn."

"Waddwes!" said Bryanna.

"Speaking of which, Waddles where were you?" Mabel asked.

Waddles oinks and runs off.

"Okay this is starting to get weird," said Xander, "What could he been doing for weeks."

"Lets go find out," said Mabel.

"Mommy," said Bryanna.

"Not now," said Mabel.

They started looking around.

"Waddles!" Yelled Xander, "Oh Waddles!"

"Come on Waddles if you come out I'll let you have a caramel apple for dinner tonight," said Mabel, "make that 3."

Mabel, Xander, and Bryanna are all looking around for the pig.

"Daddy," said Bryanna.

"Bryanna we love you but this is not the right time to say more words," said Xander.

They then here some oinks.

"Wait a second," said Mabel.

*Oink* *Oink*

"There he is," said Xander.

They walk over to a nearby petting zoo.

"Why would Waddles go to a petting zoo," said Mabel, "Especially a traveling petting zoo he hates those?"

"How do you know that?" Xander asked.

"Long story, wait do you think he's trying to leave us," said Mabel.

"Actually by the looks of it he doesn't want to leave someone else," said Xander.

"Why do you say that?" Mabel asked.

Xander points to Waddles, who is snuggling with a female pig.

"As look," said Mabel, "Waddles has a girlfriend."

"Oh, Waddles got a Girlfriend, Waddles got a Girlfriend," sang Xander.

"Waddwes," said Bryanna.

"Who's Pig is this?" The Petting Zoo owner.

"Sorry my pig is in love with your pig," said Mabel.

"You want her, take her," said The owner.

"Serriously, just like that?" Xander asked.

"I had her for a few weeks, no one visits her and my boss, aka the wife, almost made me eat her," said the owner, "and I'm a vegan."

"Okay," said Mabel awkwardly.

30 minutes later.

"How am I not surprised you got another pig?" Dipper asked.

"Hey Waddles needs a girlfriend," said Mabel, "and I mean one of the same species and gender. It took me a while to realize Gompers was a boy."

"What should we name her?" Xander asked.

Mabel starts thinking.

"Well I was think Waddlina but that seems lazy," said Mabel.

"How about Willa?" Xander asked.

"I like it, Waddles and Willa, America's new favorite power couple," said Mabel.

"Wiwwa," said Bryanna.

"In gonna go call Soos," said Mabel, "We need a handy man to help build them a house. No offense Xander."

"I think my nail gun scars on my pinky would agree with yah on the handy man part," said Xander.

They each walk put with a pig in their arms.

"What about your kid?" Dipper asked.

*Door Shuts*

"Up, Up," said Bryanna.

Dipper picks up his niece.

"Yok better not act like your mommy when you get big," said Dipper.

"Dip-pa," said Bryanna.

"Aww that's so cute," said Dipper.

Comet the hops on Bryanna's lap.

"Puppy," said Bryanna.

"Your really smart for your age," said Dipper, "what's 1+1?"

"Puppy," said Bryanna.

"Close enough," said Dipper.

End off with a joke, 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 okay hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, don't expect another for a few days, I started this like a week ago and already done 8 chapters, I need to breath, okay? Good, don't forget to leave a comment/vote, and I'll see you next time.