Chapter 7: PUPPIES!!!!

PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dipper and Mabel are walking around the grocery store.

"So DipDop," said Mabel, "When is the wedding?"

"I don't know hopefully sometime around Graduation," said Dipper, "before/after whatever has the best wedding venue at the time."

"Just remember I already called Pacifica's maid of honor," said Mabel.

"Okay," said Dipper.

Mabel then dumps in about 50 Oreo chocolate bars. (Those exist, they are delicious)

"Serriouslly?" Dipper asked.

"These are my drugs," said Mabel, "but no side effects."

"Yes because weight gain and the possible chance of diabetes aren't side effects," said Dipper, "then again with the insane amount of sugar you eat per day."

"Just be lucky I did learn to eat right or else I get kicked out the cheerleading squad," said Mabel.

They paid for the items and walked outside and notices a box that says, "Give to a Good Home."

"Sorry I'm curious," said Mabel.

Mabel walks up to the box and opens it. She gasps at what she sees.

"PUPPIES!" said Mabel.

The Labrador Retriever puppies in the box yip and yap a lot at Mabel.

"Who leaves a box of puppies in front of the grocery store?" Dipper asked.

"Probably that guy running farther and farther away from here," said Mabel pointing towards a guy running.

"Oh," said Dipper.

Mabel then picks up the box and takes it to the car.

"I don't think mom and dad will be comfortable with the idea of have 10 puppies in the house," said Dipper.

20 minutes later:

"I am not comfortable," said Rachel, "With the fact that you got 10 instead of 100 of these cuties."

The puppies are seen running around and playing throughout the Pines residence.

"I really got to stop having doubts," said Dipper.

"You really should," said Pacifica.

Just then Madison came in.

"Is what Mabel Tweeted true?" Madison asked.

"Take a look," said Dipper.

Madison froze at the sight of the puppies, then faints.

The puppies all dog pile on to Madison making her laugh.

"Its like I died and gone to heaven," said Madison, "wait a second."

Madison checks her pulse.

"Nope this is real," said Madison.

Madison starts getting all giddy.

They all played with puppies until Rachel said something that almost broke their hearts.

"We can't keep all 10 of them," said Rachel.

"What, why?" Mabel asked.

"They're puppies, we can't take care of all 10 of them," said Rachel, "especially since it left a present over by the door and eat one of Bryanna's toys."

"Actually it was the toy Bryanna didn't like," said Mabel, "I can tell when she hates something and she hated Foxy the Moxy."

"What are we going to do with all the puppies?" Dipper asked.

"We can keep one," said Rachel.

"In that case I call the remaining 9," said Madison, "I want to really piss my dad's new boyfriend off."

"I thought your dad was a straight," said Pacifica.

"Yeah, was," said Madison, "My Mom somewhat liked it because the divorce was not anyone's fault."

"Okay that settles it," said Rachel, "Dipper pick whatever your heart desires."

"Why dipper?" Mabel asked, "Why can't I have a puppy?"

"You already got Waddles," said Dipper, "you have enough."

(I finally have an excuse to use that gif)

"Fine," said Mabel all pouty.

Dipper looks around and then see's one of the boy puppies walk over to him and tries to climb up his leg.

"Aww," said Dipper.

Dipper picked up the puppy.

"Hey there little fella," said Dipper.

The puppy licks his face making Dipper giggle.

"I'm calling you Comet," said Dipper.

Later.

"You know this is actually a great start," said Pacifica.

"Great start to what?" Dipper asked.

"Well we may or may not have kids someday, I think Comet would show us if were ready," said Pacifica.

"Woah woah, I may want kids in the future, but lets not talk about it now, wait until after the wedding," said Dipper.

"Deal," said Pacifica.

"Okay tomorrow I got to take this little guy to Petsmart," said Dipper, "we got to get you some puppy chow, and some diapers, it took forever to clean up your uhoh earlier."

"Gross," said Pacifica.

Aww Dipper got a puppy! Hope you guys loved this chapter, any way don't forget to leave a vote/comment and I''ll catch you guys next time.

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