Oh I'm going to feel sorry for whoever got the short end of this stick.

Mabel is seen shooting video of Bryanna drawing a picture.

"Wow Bryanna, what is that?" Mabel asked.

"Pony," said Bryanna.

"Oh Come on," said Xander from upstairs.

"Hold on," said Mabel.

Mabel walks upstairs to see Xander and Dipper playing Overwatch and screaming at Computers, like the nerds they are.

"Who they hell keeps on killing my Tracer?" Xander asked.

"I got him, he is saying some stuff only Dead Meme Tommy would say to the cops," said Dipper.

"Shoot that homophobe!" said Xander.

Dipper kills the guy in the game.

"Fake shoots! You got fake shoots!" said the computer.

"And just like everything nice in this world, our a hole of a president ruins it," said Xander, "also I'm reporting him to blizzard."

"I would laugh at how nerdy you guys look but I hate homophobes," said Mabel, "why do you think I called the cops on Dead Meme Tommy."

"I would do the same for both of you," said Dipper, "Mainly Xander because of his cerebral palsy."

"Why?" Mabel asked.

"Its considered a hate crime to beat up someone with a disability," said Xander, "Even if I don't look like I have one." (I actually do have Cerebral Palsy, but its a mild form like actor RJ Mitte)

"Kids, come down here," said Rachel.

"You heard her she wants to see you," said Xander.

"That includes you too Xander," said Rachel.

Xander face palms.

"Dammit," said Xander.

Dipper, Mabel, and Xander were sitting on the couch with Bryanna on Xander's lap still doodling on a sketch pad.

"What are you drawing baby girl?" Xander asked.

"Cookie!" said Bryanna.

"Okay now I see it, the circle with dots," said Xander.

"Quick question, where's dad?" Mabel asked as their mom walked in holding a large box.

"On a business trip in Sacramento," said Rachel, "anyway, its home movies night."

"Ugh," said Dipper.

"Come on!" said Mabel.

"I rather be shooting that homophobe in Overwatch," said Xander, "except this time use Winston."

"Well its mainly Dipper and Mabel's baby videos," said Rachel.

"Oh Crud," said Dipper.

"Haha time to watch the Lamby Lamby Dance!" said Mabel.

"Actually I threw that out because I didn't want him to do it," said Rachel, "But your Grandpa Martin thought otherwise, he made me do that at that age."

"Wait you hated it?" Dipper asked.

"Well, as cute as it was, Mabel was a hot mess," said Rachel.

"Xander cover Bryanna's ears," said Mabel.

Xander covers Bryanna's ears.

"Aaahhhh Shit!" said Mabel.

Dipper starts snickering.

"Hey you were to much to handle, all Dipper did was act like Linus for the first 7 years," said Rachel, "Except the thumb sucking."

Rachel starts the movies.

"Mabel where are you?" said Patrick on the tv.

The camera turns to see 9 month old Mabel covered in Chocolate Frosting.

Mabel giggles.

*static*

18 month old Mabel is seen running around grabbing stuff.

"Yoink," said Mabel as she grabed a teddy bear.

"Yoink," said Mabel as she grabed a pillow.

"Yoink," said Mabel as she swiped Dipper's Blankie from his hands.

Dipper is seen crying.

Mabel gives it back.

"Sowwy BwoBwo," said Mabel.

*static*

2 year old Mabel is seen by the toilet.

"Now Mabel go on the potty and be a big girl," said Rachel.

Mabel opens up the toilet seat to see a toy monster head pop up.

Mabel runs away and screams.

Back to present time:

Xander and Dipper are seen laughing.

"Oh its funny for you but it was so traumatizing for me," said Mabel, "I was in diapers until I was 9."

"Ooh here's where she was running around naked at my cousins wedding at age 3," said Rachel.

"Okay that's enough," said Mabel, "I'm going to bed!"

"It's 4:30 pm," said Dipper.

"Uh I got to change Bryanna's diaper," said Mabel.

"She doesn't smell," said Xander.

Mabel snatches Bryanna's Grape juice box and squirts juice all over her shirt.

"Later," said Mabel.

Mabel runs upstairs.

"So the Wedding," said Xander.

You see people, even Mabel gets embarrassed. Anyway guys if you got a suggestion for a future chapter tell me in the comments, and now for:

RANDOM SHOUTOUT FOR NO REASON!

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Okay see you guys next time