Chapter 26: Double Date/Double Disaster
Hold before I start I just want to give fnafcutie616 a shout out for this comment on the last chapter.
Couldn't say it better myself! Now for today's suggestion:
Ahh yes, Zachfiction to the rescue! But I don't do possessed food, that's a little too strange for me. Here we go!
Dipper and Pacifica are seen waiting outside a local steakhouse.
"Where the hell are Mabel and Xander?" Dipper asked.
"Xander is still trying to get used to his new glasses," said Pacifica, "Mabel Tweeted it."
"Of course Mabel would Tweet it," said Dipper.
Just then Xander Mabel and Bryanna show up.
"Why did you throw those glasses out?" Mabel asked.
"They cut part of my nose," said Xander.
"Why is Bryanna with you?" Dipper asked.
"Bryanna watched an episode of the fairly odd parents and thought the babysitter we hired would be like Vicky," said Mabel.
"Mommy," said Bryanna.
"Poor little girl," said Pacifica, "Scared because of a tv show."
"Paz," said Bryanna.
"Aww she called me my little nickname," said Pacifica.
"But you hate being called that," said Mabel, "Serriously what's with that Paz?"
"Don't call me that," said Pacifica, "When Dipper says it it's cute and Bryanna's a baby."
"Me da baby," said Bryanna.
"That you are baby girl," said Xander.
10 minutes later.
They were seated at a table for four + a high chair for Bryanna.
Bryanna is doodling a picture on the place mat, while the teens are talking.
"So did you guys get a wedding venue yet?" Mabel asked.
"We were debating between the top of one of the weird floating cliffs in the forest or Town Square," said Dipper.
"Since Dipper gets nose bleeds at high elevations and my fear of looking down from an extremely high distance, we decided town square since you only need to book at least one day in advance," said Pacifica.
"Well that's easy," said Xander.
"Yeah especially when Dipper gets a nose bleed, it takes 3 hours to stop," said Mabel.
"I would scream your name in anger but I already told Pacifica that," said Dipper.
"A CHOO!"
"What the hell?" Dipper asked.
"Baby in the room!" said Mabel.
"Oh like she'll remember," said Dipper.
"She said the F word last week," said Xander.
"Can we get back to the topic on hand?" said Pacifica.
"A CHOO!"
"Would you like to hear our specials tonight?" said the waitress with a nasally voice.
"Do you have a cold or something?" Dipper asked.
"I refuse to take a sick day! Oh and tonight's special is a slow roasted-A CHOO- duck with habenro mango- ACHOO- salsa and seasoned bro-ACHOO-coli," said The Waitress.
"We're good," said Mabel.
"Okay what would you....you...you...oh god!" said the waitress.
The waitress ran off and started throwing up in a plant.
"Can we get a different waiter or waitress," said Xander, "Mainly one that won't make the bored of health make this place go down from A to Z."
The Manager runs over to them.
"We are so sorry here at Le Steakhouse," said the manager.
"Its okay," said Dipper.
"Not the worst thing to happen on a double date," said Pacifica.
"Totally," said Mabel.
"I've been to chuckecheese, I seen far worse," said Xander. (I hate chuckecheese, I rather eat at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
Later on the manager gave them all Halfoff their meal, Xander got a full rack of smoked ribs with potatoes, Mabel got the salmon with garlic butter and quinoa, Pacifica got the sirloin, done medium rare, with steak fries, and Dipper got prime rib with au jus and mashed potatoes.
"Now Bryanna try a little bit of mommy's salmon," said Mabel.
Bryanna wacks the fork out of Mabel's hand.
"Yucky!" said Bryanna.
"God she is worse than me," said Mabel, "and I wouldn't eat things unless it was covered in ketchup!"
Pacifica's stomach starts gurgling, but not in hunger.
"Oh my god," said Pacifica.
"What?" Dipper asked.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," said Pacifica.
Pacifica runs off to the bathroom and barfs in the toilet.
10 minutes later.
"Look we are really sorry for the lousy service tonight this is not what we stand for here at Le Steakhouse," said The Manager.
"Don't sweat it, just fix up your service," said Xander.
"Also don't expect us to come back anytime in the near future," said Dipper.
Later than night they were all watching tv while Mabel was eating a giant bowl of uncooked cookie dough, because Mabel.
"Honestly we shouldn't have gone there at all," said Mabel with her mouth stuffed with Cookie Dough.
"Mabel don't talk with your mouth full," said Xander, "remember the last time?"
"You know at least we got through this," said Pacifica.
"True," said Dipper.
Sorry for the sloppy chapter, I haven't been feeling well because of allergies, that and also it is starting to get hot as hell where I live. Anyway if you got a suggestion for a future chapter, leave it in the comments and I'll see you next chapter.
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