Wow for once the awesome Xander has an original idea, well actually I had this for a while but I'm still looking for ideas to be safe for the future.

Gravity Falls Penitentiary, a place where the mentally insane go, from crimes ranging from burglary to murder to everything beyond both of those.

And one cell contained an extremely unlikely pair, Robbie Stacy Valentino and Thomas Phillip "Dead Meme Tommy" Sinclair. Although, Robbie is basically....annoyed to the extreme.

"And so I was like, yo get out of my Pepe the Frog face son," said Dead Meme Tommy.

Robbie is seen with pillows on his ears.

"I'll stop doing crimes! I'll stop doing crimes!" said Robbie, "I swear to GOD I'll stop doing crimes."

The jailcell door opens.

"Alright your free to go," said the warden.

"Haha I knew my rents would bail me out," said DM Tommy.

"Not you Sinclair, Valentino you finally got parole," said The Warden.

"Thank you lord!" said Robbie, "I swear you will never see me again because of him." Robbie points towards Tommy.

"Hey!" said DM Tommy.

"You made a friend of a friend of mine almost kill herself," said Robbie, "and called the cops a word even I won't use."

"Yeah you're really f%#ked up," said The Warden.

Robbie walks out.

"So is Obama still our President?" Robbie asked.

*awkward silence is extremely awkward*

"Uh stay away from the news for awhile," said The Warden.

20 minutes later.

"What does the fox say? Ring Ding Ding a-ding a-ding a-ding," sang Tommy.

"Here's your new cell mate kid," said the warden, "Don't make him nuts like what you did to the other guy."

A mysterious man is thrown into the cell.

"You look familiar, were you that drug dealer that stood next to that log diner in Gravity Falls?" Tommy asked.

"No."

"That guy gave people herpes just by looking at them?"

"No."

"The guy that lets those bees loose in that elementary school a few years ago?"

"No."

"That guy the murder his wife and her lover then escaped jail with Morgan Freeman? Wait don't answer that, that's part of the plot to The Shawshank Redemption."

*Quiet*

"Oh I know your that guy that kidnapped a girl at birth and raised it as your own, uh Lance Pillowcase or something."

"The names Preston, Preston Northwest."

Woah, What? This is going to being interesting, anyway this will be used in future chapters, just not the next one, I need ideas for upcoming chapters and need a little help, write down any ideas in the comments below and I'll see you next chapter.