Will Mabel's cheerleading dream come true? You'll have to read to find out.

Mabel is seen doing some stretches outside the gym along with a bunch of other girls getting set for cheerleading tryouts.

"I got this in the bag," said Mabel, "peppiness, check, the ability to wave a pompom, check, leg split."

Mabel then splits, then hears a tearing sound.

"This is the last time I buy tights from Wal-Mart," said Mabel.

"Mabel Pines!"

Mabel squeaks as she walks into the gym.

"Alright show us what you got," said The Head Cheerleader, Shauna, "but make it quick I got to help out give soup at the homeless shelter."

Mabel pulls out her Bluetooth pill speaker and starts the song she set up, which is "Hand Clap" by Fitz and The Tantrums.

Turn it up

Mabel starts by doing some claps.

Somebody save your soul 'cause you've been sinning in this city, I know

She then do some arm thrust.

Too many troubles, all these lovers got you losing control

She does some kicks.

You're like a drug to me, a luxury, my sugar and gold

She then does a cartwheel ending on a handstand.

I want the good life, every good night you're a hard one to hold

Mabel does the splits then gets up.

'Cause you don't even know
I can make your hands clap

*Clap-Clap* *Clap-Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

Said I can make your hands clap

*Clap-Clap* *Clap-Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

"Stop I have seen enough," said Shauna.

*Music Stops*

"Okay," said Mabel.

"Well I heard you had a baby so just to make sure," said Shauna, "*whistles* YO KC a little help here." (Not the Zendaya KC just letting you know)

KC runs over to help.

They lift up Mabel by the feet.

"Light as a feather," said Shauna.

"I excersized from January to May," said Mabel.

Mabel is set down and Shauna lifts Mabel's shirt halfway.

"No stretch marks," said Shauna.

"I found this cocoa butter regimen on Amazon," said Mabel.

"Now just to make sure," said Shauna.

"If you think I stuff my bra you're nuts," said Mabel, "also if you think I breastfeed my kid, I don't, which I read was good thing."

"Smart move, no one wants saggers," said Shauna.

"So am I in or not?" Mabel asked.

"Well you did do excellent on everything," said Shauna, "but I have to give a point off for the tear on left leg."

"I had to go to Wal-Mart, my 3 year old cousin Macy ruined my favorite pair of tights," said Mabel, "She should really learn not to play with scissors."

"Eh, we all had to do that once or twice in our lives," said Shauna, "all I have to say now is welcome aboard."

Mabel starts having a fan girl moment.

"Your starting to remind me of those stray puppies I took in last weekend," said Shauna.

"You know your a lot nicer than what people said you are," said Mabel.

"Oh that's probably because I replaced the old head cheerleader, Becky Prim," said Shauna, "She got stung by a bee and then sent to the hospital."

"Oh right, she was kind of a bitch," said Mabel.

Meanwhile:

"What do you mean my biggest fan?" Dipper asked.

"I've seen all your episodes of your guide to the unexplained," said James, "But there is way more mysteries outside of this town."

"What does that mean?" Pacifica asked.

"Well if you haven't guessed by the accent I'm from England," said James, "beautiful place by the way, just keep your president out of our country."

"That's the plan," said Pacifica.

"Anyway I travelled here as part of a student exchange program and I found out, the weirdness spreads to certain parts of the world," said James.

Bum, bum, BBBUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Looks like the mystery has gone global, and Mabel officially became a cheerleader. Also if you didn't notice I gave the exhead cheerleader the name of the main character from the online short, Becky Prim, which I highly recommend you watch it is pretty good, and also I named the new guy James after one of my Wattpad buddies, jimbob16gros who you guys should check out, I kid you not he is like a British version of me because we obsesse over the same stuff. Anyway see you guys next time.