Ooh, I wonder if there's Wizards?

Everyone in town is seen lined up around the town community pool.

"Ah, the community pool," said Dipper, "Nothing beats the feeling of people in the worlds largest toilet bowl."

"321," said a guy with a TNT detonator.

*explosion*

The area around the pool is demolished.

"SO LONG GIANT BOWL OF HUMAN AND PISS SOUP!" said Dipper.

"Thank god they shut down that pool," said Xander, "Public pools are mainly just a way to swim in giant vat of spit."

"They had to shut it down after it turns out that Pool Check Guy killed a man and tortured that kid by keeping him in the drain," said Dipper.

"I'M FREE!" said the Pool Jail Kid running passed them.

"Huh, I always wondered what happened to him," said Dipper.

"Hey guys look over there," said Mabel.

Mabel points over to a nearby tree to Show Madison talking/giggling to a boy with Jacksepticeye's hairstyle.

"Woah," said Xander, "Looks like someone has got a new boyfriend."

"Great now every one in our group has a relationship," said Dipper.

"Stop saying it like its a bad thing," said Mabel.

"Yeah for crying out loud your engaged to Pacifica," said Xander.

"First off I wasn't saying it was bad, secondly, dude your married to my sister," said Dipper.

"Oh, burn," said Mabel.

"Shut up," said Xander.

They walk over to Madison.

"Oh hey guys," said Madison, "This is Jake Russo. Jake this is Dipper."

"Hello," said Dipper.

"Mabel."

"Hiya," said Mabel.

"And Xander."

"Don't you dare touch my wife," said Xander clutching Mabel

"Nice to meet you, I just moved here from Washington State," said Jake, "My dad caught our old house on fire."

"I don't want to know," said Dipper.

"You really don't want to know," said Jake.

Just then they here a cracking noise.

"Uh Made," said Mabel.

"What?" Madison asked.

A tree branch falls off the tree towards Madison.

"I don't want to die," said Madison.

Just then the branch stops in midair.

"What the hell?" Madison asked.

The branch then gets pushed over to the side into the pool area debris.

"How is that possible?" Mabel asked.

"Ugh better let the cat out of the bag," said Jake.

Jake pulls a wand out of his back pocket.

"I'm a wizard," said Jake.

"Serriously like the ones from Waverly Place?" Mabel asked.

"Exactly," said Jake.

"Do you have to do a completion to keep your powers?" Xander asked, "Because I am a Mega Fan of that show."

"Heck no," said Jake, "Why would one person keep their wizard powers its like going to Dairy Queen and your parents tell you not to get anything with Ice Cream in it."

"I hear that," said Mabel.

"You lied to me?" Madison asked.

"I had to," said Jake, "Look I love you but, I don't want you to love because I can make a thick and juicy grilled steak appear out of nowhere."

"Can I Have one of those?" Xander asked.

"Shut up," said Dipper.

"Look Jake, it doesn't matter if your a wizard, human, or shapeshifting lizard man," said Madison, "I just want you."

"Really?" Jake asked.

"Really," said Madison, "But I am pretty hungry, so uh."

Jake waves his wand around then a table with a lovely candlelit steak dinner appears out of nowhere.

"Ooh, mashed potatoes," said Madison.

"What no steak for me?" Xander asked.

"Okay lets go," said Mabel, "I'll buy you a porterhouse at the grocery store."

"No I'll buy it," said Xander.

"How about I buy it in this case we don't have this who makes more conversation," said Dipper, "especially since Xander's last paycheck bounced."

"Deal," said Xander and Mabel.

Aww, Madison has found herself some love. If you like this leave a vote and a comment and I'll see you later.