This is actually inspired by an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place plus a joke Mabel made in an actual episode of the show. Enjoy!

Mabel and Xander are in the forest having a little picnic for themselves.

"Finally alone time with the hubby," said Mabel.

"I can't believe this," said Xander, "Then again, I highly doubt I was gonna be married at 16."

"Me neither, I can't believe this all happened so fast," said Mabel, "I honestly thought it would've happened with Prince Charming, not someone better than him."

"How the hell am I better than that guy?" Xander asked.

"You don't have like a million girlfriends who are all princess," said Mabel.

They then hear a faint whisper.

"What was that?" Xander asked.

Mabel flinges for a second.

"Oh no," said Mabel.

"Mabel," said the faint whisper.

"We gotta go," said Mabel.

"Why?" Xander asked.

Just like the flash, a skinny man shows up out of nowhere.

"That's why," said Mabel.

"Hello Mabel."

"Who's he?" Xander asked.

"He's Brad, one of my exboyfriends," said Mabel, "who's also a vampire."

"Oh well at least I know a little more about your past relation...you dated a what?" Xander asked.

"A vampire stupid," said Brad, "and I want her back!"

"Brad you had your chance, and you broke up with me," said Mabel.

"Plus you know, we're married and have a kid," said Xander.

"Not now," said Mabel.

"Oh well," said Brad, "good thing I'm hungry."

Brad's fangs pop out.

"Run," said Mabel.

They start running away from Brad.

They then start climbing a tree to the top.

"Okay we need to jam a stake into heart to get rid of him," said Xander.

"That's actually a myth," said Mabel, "They're skin is thicker than a rhino."

"Okay then some garlic," said Xander.

"They actually love garlic," said Mabel, "they tend to eat a lot of garlic bread at a Italian Restaurant."

"Holy water then?"

"Actually..."

"Oh come on!" said Xander in anger, "What's next they can see there own reflections."

"We also don't sparkle in the sunlight."

They turn around to see Brad there. They scream then fell off the tree branch.

"Time to take something that once was mine," said Brad.

As Brad was about to strike, Xander stops him.

"What about sunlight?" Xander asked.

"That is true," said Brad.

"Oh good, because this flashlight is 10 times worse than the sun," said Xander pulling out an XLED flashlight. (I did a little research and it turns out that an XLED is brighter than the sun) He flicks it on causing Brad to burn.

"Ahh, Damn you science!" said Brad as he is turned to dust.

Brad's ashes fly away.

"He was weird anyway," said Mabel.

"How so?" Xander asked.

"He smelled me when I had my monthly flow," said Mabel.

"Ew gross," said Xander.

"Xander?"

Mabel and Xander turn around to see Xander's ex girlfriend, Amanda.

"Amanda?" Xander asked.

"This is the girl that broke your heart when we first met?" Mabel asked.

"This is the skank you impregnated?" Amanda asked.

"What you just called me?" Mabel asked.

"Mabel sweety calm down," said Xander, "Now what are you doing here?"

"I can't tell you," said Amanda.

Just then the sun falls down.

"Oh shit," said Amanda.

Amanda starts howling like a wolf.

She then starts growing fur all over her bodies and grows a wolf ears.

"You dated a werewolf?" Mabel asked.

"To be completely fair, in just finding out about this now," said Xander.

They start running away and run into a cave.

"Really nothing pointed out that she was a werewolf?" Mabel asked.

"Well now that you mention it, she was always concerned about getting home before sundown," said Xander, "I always thought it was her curfew."

Amanda spots them in the cave.

"Dammit," said Xander.

Amanda starts running toward them.

Xander and Mabel cling to each other for dear life screaming.

*ROAR*

Amanda stops in her tracks.

"Nope," said Amanda.

Amanda runs away whimpering like a dog.

"What was that?" Mabel asked.

"What a multibear can't return a favor to a couple of friends?"

They look up to see the multibear.

"Huh, no wonder this cave looked familiar," said Xander.

10 minutes later.

They are seen in bed watching tv.

"We are never going on a picnic in the woods again ever," said Xander, "We might attract more of our exes."

"Agreed," said Mabel as she flipped the channel.

"And now a sneak peak of Rick and Morty season 3," said The tv.

"I WANT THE MCDONALD'S MULAN SZECHUAN MGNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!" said Rick, "EVEN IF IT TAKES ME 9 SEASONS MORTY!"

Morty screams in fear.

"This makes me glad there can't be a Gravity Rises/ Rick and Morty Crossover," said Xander, "well that and the fact GR is made by Disney and R and M is made by Warner Brothers."

"Bleh, Keep the universes seperate then," said Mabel.

End of the chapter, okay guy 2 done in one day, I'm on a roll, don't expect a 3rd today guys, I'm nuts but not that nuts. Also I really don't like the idea of a Rick and Morty crossover with Gravity Falls, Gravity Falls is a mix of Comedy, Drama, Mystery, and Heart, while Rick and Morty is just a show that is just a weird equivalent to Doc and Marty from Back to the Future, but still a good show thou. Hoped you enjoyed this chapter, don't forget to Vote/Comment and I'll see you next time.