Ooh intrigued. Lets get started.

Dipper and Pacifica are currently looking over Wedding Venues.

"Ooh look at this place, its has a waterfall nearby," said Pacifica.

"It's says its for incest couples only," said Dipper.

"Oh screw that place then," said Pacifica, "Oh look its an actual Castle."

"Why is there a man being beheaded?" Dipper asked.

"Its says after the couple get married they then, on second thought lets not use that place," said Pacifica.

"Yeah no," said Dipper.

Mabel then comes in with a bucket of Chicken Fingers.

"What's with Chicken Mabel?" Dipper asked.

"Uh, nothing," said Mabel as she ran out the back door.

"This is weird."

"Who said that?" Dipper asked.

James pops out of from under the couch.

"You really like hiding under stuff do yah?" Dipper asked.

"I'm weird," said James, "but I have a feeling something suspicious is going on!"

"If you're asking me to help you, you're nuts!" said Dipper.

"No I'm on my own now, I'm planing on taking over the Guide to the Unexplained," said James, "If that's okay."

"Take it I don't care," said Dipper.

"Okay, anyway, I think there's something she's hiding," said James, "But no one knows what it is."

"I do!"

"Did you hear something?" James asked.

Macy pops out of Bryanna's toy box.

"Mabel, was playing hide and seek with me, she must be really bad at this game," said Macy.

"How long have you been in there?" Pacifica asked.

"When was Spongebob on?" Macy asked.

"3 hours ago," said Dipper.

"Bingo Dipper," said Macy.

"Well do you know what it is?" James asked.

"You sound funny," said Macy, "I tell yah but first, I gotta potty."

"Huh, someone finally got potty trained," said Dipper.

Ten minutes later.

"Wash my hands, Wash My hands, can't go playing with stinky hands," sang Macy while washing her hands.

"Okay what's is Mabel up to?" James asked.

"She's been feeding the chicken fingers to King Kong!" said Macy.

"Interesting," said James.

"James, Macy is just saying whatever because she is little," said Pacifica.

"My best friend is a dinosaur," said Macy.

"That part she isn't kidding," said Dipper, "She has a stuffed Dinosaur she brings with her almost everywhere."

"That's it, this is going nowhere," said James.

James then runs outside.

"Wait James," said Dipper, "watch your step or you'll fall in the...."

James scream.

*Splash*

"Pool," said Dipper.

James emerges from the water.

They then hear noises from the shed.

James opens the shed.

"Oh my G O S H!" said James.

Mabel is seen feeding Xander, who is wearing tattered clothes, the chicken fingers.

Dipper buts in.

"What the heck is going on here?" Dipper asked.

"Its a long story," said Mabel.

Dipper pulls out a party sized bag of Doritos and eats some.

"We got time," said Dipper.

"Do you always have a bag of Doritos with yah?" Pacifica asked.

"It comes in handy," said Dipper.

That's the chapter, also I made the character I named after my one of wattpad pals, jimbob16gros after, a comeback, also I'm doing a QNA soon and if you got a question for me leave it in the comments, also shout out today goes to eeveethegreat and I'll see you guys next time.