That Other White Guy
Ned was having a rough day. Sometimes he really felt like he wasn't special to The Try Guys fans, like Keith was tall and everyone's favorite. Zach was all tiny and cute. Eugene was Asian.
And Ned was always just... That other white guy. At home he might be special to Ariel, and he was definitely special to Wes... But at work he always jut felt like the odd one out. Perhaps you could call it... the minority.
No one would understand. So he was being hostile and closed off around the other guys, and they were starting to become worried.
So they held a How I Met Your Mother styler intervention for Ned (they assumed him and Ariel were having issues. Maybe he was drinking? Honestly they were all scared. Ned and Ariel were basically their parents.)
When Ned walked in he was confused, "What? Guys, I'm not drinking or anything there's nothing for you to intervene with..."
Keith sighed, shaking his head, "You've been acting weird Ned, we assumed you and Ariel were having some problems. You can stay with Zach..." Zach smiled and waved, while Ned shivered, "Or me and Becky until things smooth over. We don't want to meddle we just want to make sure you're okay."
Zach nodded, "Yeah, you haven't been yourself, Ned. Barely yelling at all, no calling everything 'baby' and you've hardly talked about Ariel in weeks. What's up?" Eugene remained silent because though he cared about Ned, he didn't like feelings, and he was the only one who was a child of divorce. He would remain silent until Ned could tell them what he needed from them. (and even then he'll probably be reluctant and would not want to hug).
Ned looked down at his feet, not wanting to tell the guys what's really going on. "It's nothing with Ariel guys, we're fine. And its not Wes either I just... I'm tired of feeling so alone! I'm just that other white guy! I'm the minority and I'm sick and tired of this discrimination!" He snapped, feeling awful.
Zach and Keith looked at Eugene, knowing he'd be the one to deal with this.
Eugene sighed, looking at Ned, "Ned, you're very special to the fans and us. You're our dad friend. But shut the fuck up." He fought the urge to add 'you ungrateful white asshole' to the end because he did love Ned even though he was being a whiny little bitch at the moment.
Ned sighed, "Okay. Promise?" He said, like a five year old. (Totally coming for Zach's brand).
"We promise, that other white guy." The other guys all said in unison.
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