THE EXTRA SPECIAL CHAPTER
We hit 100 followers! Here is an extra special spoof chapter!!!
*The clans are at a gathering*
Meadowstar: *jumps into the tree* HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE! IT'S A GIANT BALL OF CHEESE!
Bramblestar: No it's not- *looks at the Moon* OMG IT'S A GIANT BALL OF CHEESE
Mistystar: *hears 'cheese' and runs to the tree* WHERE'S DA CHEESE?!
Rowanstar: MY CHEESE *magically flies up to the moon and starts eating it followed by the other leaders*
All the other cats: Whaaa???
*Later*
*All the leaders fly down*
Meadowstar: I AM EDAMSTAR, LEADER OF EDAMCLAN
Bramblestar: I AM BRIESTAR, LEADER OF BRIECLAN
Mistystar: I AM CAMEMBERTSTAR LEADER OF CAMEMBERTCLAN
Rowanstar: AND I AM MOZZARELLASTAR, LEADER OF MOZZARELLACLAN
Edamstar: We will now change the prefixes of all the cats in our clans! Kits will be known as ----feta: For example, Meadowfeta
Briestar: Apprentices will be known as ----gouda: For example, Bramblegouda
Camembertstar: Warriors will be known as -----cheddar: For example, Mistycheddar
Mozzarellastar: Queens will be known as ----parmesan: For example, Rowanparmesan
*Another cat comes flying down*
Random Cat: I AM STILTONSTAR, LEADER OF STILTONCLAN. Elders will be known as -----roquefort. For example: Leafroquefort
Cloudcheddar: What in the name of StarClan-
Stiltonstar: NO. JARLSBERGCLAN.
Edamstar: MEDICINE CATS WILL HAVE A SACRED PREFIX OF ------JARLSBERG. HONOUR IT OR YOU SHALL BE FED TO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD
Leafjarlsberg: ALL BOW DOWN TO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD! *all the medicine cats and leaders bow*
All the other cats: ARGGGHHHHH TOO MUCH CHEESE! *run away and are never seen again*
Willowjarlsberg: Did we say something
Mothjarlsberg: FINALLY A REAL SPIRIT I CAN BELIEVE IN!
*all the remaining cats look at the moon and realised they ate it*
Kestreljarlsberg: NOOOOOOOOOOO THE HOLY CHEESE GOD HAS BEEN DESTROYED! RETREAT!
*all the remaining cats flee*
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