Iwaizumi: Hey I need u two to help me

Makki: Oh My gOsh the mighty Iwaizumi is asking us for help did I hear tat correctly Mattsun HE NEEDS OUR HELP

Iwaizumi: shut up Makki here listen up today is Shittykawa's birthday

Mattsun: and u did not prepare him a gift...

Makki: no wonder I saw sadness on his face

Iwaizumi: no wait I did prepare juz that I wanna give him a surprise... Its something he really wanted since the day I met him and I need u guys to help me with this...

MatsuHana: (IS HE GOING TO PROPOSE?!? OMG)

Later....

Mattsun: wtf...

Makki: are u sure this is his dream?

Iwaizumi: Huh of course wat else does he want?

(They're all dressed up in alien costume)

Mattsun: so u wan us to "kidnap" him?

Iwaizumi: yeah

Makki: Oikawa sure have weird dreams.... Oh well let's make hin dream come true

Bonus:

Oikawa: OMG OMG OMG OMGGG I'M KIDNAPPED BY ALIENSSS THEY TOOK ME TO MY BACKYARD AND THERE'S SO MANY THEIR ALIENY STUFFS THERE BEST BIRTHDAY EVERRR!!!

(oiks: *to MatsuHana* okay i know its u guys but I'm happy anyways make my second dream true plss O wanna be Iwa-chan's bride!!)

XDDDDD

Yosh Happy Birthday Oikawa!!!

Even if you're a full time trash I still love u with all my heart <3