(Bokuto texts his AKAAAASHIIII)

Bokuto: Hey Akaaaaaashi

Akaashi: Bokuto-san I told you many times that my name is just Akaashi, anyways what is it Bokuto-san?

Bokuto: If you were a vegetable, you'll be a cucumber ;)

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, you know I don't like cucumbers

Bokuto: WAIT GIVE ME A MINUTE

Akaashi: ....ok?

Bokuto: If u are a book, i'll definately check u out ;))

Akaashi: ...first of all, its really terrible. And second of all, do you really need to add those winky faces?

Bokuto: :(

Akaashi: But, if you are a book, I'll mark you lost so I can keep you all to myself

Bokuto: !!!

Bokuto: OMG AKAAAAAASHIIII DID U JUST--

Akaashi swear that he can hear Bokuto's scream...

Author-san: But cucumbers are nice Akaashi...... :(((((