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big mack
Welcome to Chrispy 101 with your host, Anthony Mackie

mace windu
what is this shit

poppy seed
sam! it's poppy!

mace windu
hey sugar
but what is this shit

big mack
call me 'professor falcon'

sweetheart seb
sounds like a halloween
porno character name

poppy seed
that sounds horrifying

mace windu
why am I in this

big mack
because we are two
beautiful chocolate
men in this sea of
vanilla

mace windu has left the conversation.

war machine comin at ya!
I'm here, too

big mack
hey, 670-922-1831

poppy seed
THAT IS DON CHEADLE, ANTHONY

big mack
who the
who is don cheetos

war machine comin at ya!
robert you told me they
wouldn't do this

rdjerk
I am not responsible
for what comes out
of these childrens'
mouths

butthole bettany
immature hula hoops
**hooligans

poppy seed changed war machine comin at ya!'s name to don cheetos

poppy seed
that moment when autocorrect
fails JARVIS

sweetheart seb
who is 670-922-1831

big mack
idfk

poppy seed
that's don cheadle!!!
war machine comin at ya!
boom! you lookin for this?

don cheetos
this is bullying

lightning mcqueen
I'm so confused

poppy seed
what, aaron?
did you not see this
groupchat coming?

hems(not)worth it
what is up americans

poppy seed
...not everyone in this is
american, chris...

sweetheart seb
well we all know who
is

poppy seed
STEVE ROGERS WYA??

fluffalo
what does 'WYA' mean?

baby liz
where ya at?

fluffalo
I'm in a Holiday Inn in LA

father renner
I'm in Hooter's

big mack
Scarlett used to work there

poppy seed
Mackie what the???
no she didn't

baby liz
mark..
jeremy..
I wasn't asking where
you were. 'wya' means
'where ya at?'

big mack
she didn't?

mama scarjo
mackie, I'm going to
sick a wolverine on
your genitals if you
make one more
joke involving
my boobs

poppy seed
& that's how we do an
avengers / x-men
crossover movie

lightning mcqueen
this is the most absurd
groupchat I've ever
been in

baby liz
rude
that's why they kill
you off, aaron

sweetheart seb
SPOILERS
wow elizabeth

big mack
boob jokes are all I
have in this world.
aside from my
dashing good looks
and my impeccable
sense of humor. 😎

poppy seed
did you google the word
'impeccable' before sending
that?

cobie smother-me smulders
I am guessing this is a
marvel cast groupchat
because only you guys
are this weird.

poppy seed
oddly accurate

big mack
who is 281-841-927

mama scarjo
1/4 of the #girlpowersquad

cobie smother-me smulders
** #womenpower

sweetheart seb
can we get to the
point of this chat now?

big mack
I'm glad you asked
that, Sebastian.

father renner
there's a point to this?

rdjerk
I will be amused if
there really is a point
to this.

big mack
I will be happy to get
to the point of this
chat. Allow me to
explain.

poppy seed
where is Chris?

big mack
I was trying to explain
something, but I'm glad
you asked that, Penelope.

poppy seed
that isn't my name.

sweetheart seb
??? then what the hell
is poppy short for?

big mack
poppy is short for her
boyfriend, chris.
chris likes short girls.
it's his kink.

poppy seed
I don't have a boyfriend.
oh my gosh.
I'm leaving.

sweetheart seb
shut up and just admit
that you like chris.

hems(not)worth it
I'm flattered, Poppy ;)
but I am indeed married.

big mack
we are talking about
Chris Evans

rdjerk
who? who is that?

big mack
I'm glad you asked
that, Robert.

poppy seed
please stop

big mack
sorry, but 'stop' is
not a word in my
vocabulary

poppy seed
is 'health insurance' in
your vocabulary?
because you're gonna
need it if you keep talking.

big mack
ANYWAYS
#Chrispy is REAL

fluffalo
what is chrispy?

father renner
what is chrispy?

lightning mcqueen
OH
for once...I understand
what is happening here.

poppy seed
do not encourage him, guys

big mack
I'm glad you asked
that, gentlemen.

poppy seed
for the love of all that
is good, please shut
up.

sweetheart seb
when has Mackie ever
possessed the ability
to shut up?

big mack
I'm glad you asked
that, Sebastian.
I have the answers to
all of your questions.
THIS is #Chrispy:

big mack
BEHOLD

poppy seed
what the heck is that

sweetheart seb
why is there a picture
of me on there?

big mack
because you two held
hands at the premiere and
now it's a love triangle.

sweetheart seb
no
it's not

butthole bettany
Anthony is quite annoying

big mack
and Paul has one foot
in the grave
BUT
we aren't here to
talk about the aging
of marvel's irrelevant
choices in casting.

sweetheart seb
we are here to talk about
chris and poppy's blooming
relationship.

big mack
it's blooming because poppy
is a type of flower.

poppy seed
you two are going to get it.

sweetheart seb
thanks for the offer, doll
but I don't want chris's
seconds.

hems(not)worth it
but didn't you take her
virginity?

poppy seed
CHRIS IT WAS A FIGURE
OF SPEECH.
and I'm not anyone's seconds.

rdjerk
what about this guy?

poppy seed
that was just a rumor.

baby liz
A RUMOR THAT YOU
SHOULD HAVE EMBRACED.
that is a seriously gorgeous
man, who is he?

lightning mcqueen
uh oh lizzie 😏

baby liz
what? he's cute.

poppy seed
😂
he's dean mcclain and
he's very single, lizzie.

big mack
CHILL.
no one needs hooking
up other than Chrispy.

fluffalo
do you really not have
anything better to do with
your life other than make
memes of your friends?

big mack
I value my friends

poppy seed
I am trash

sweetheart seb
one man's trash is another
man's treasure 😉 @ chris

baby liz
I haven't dated in two
years, Anthony. Let me
live.

poppy seed
I've worked with Dean on
a movie before. I probably
still have his number.

baby liz
omg
are you friends with him?

poppy seed
I know him well enough

baby liz
you need to introduce us
one day because

mama scarjo
HOT DAMN
that's a good looking man

baby liz
back off Scarlett
where's romain

poppy seed
where is baby poppy jr

mama scarjo
what? I can't appreciate
the beauty of liz's future
husband? blame it on the baby
hormones.
and I'm not naming my baby
poppy jr.

poppy seed
what happened to us women
sticking together?

big mack
STOP.
THIS IS ABOUT CHRISPY.

father renner
Anthony, this is sad.
Chris and Poppy should
be allowed to be friends
without being accused of
liking each other.

rdjerk
I'd agree with Jeremy, here...
but I know love when I see it.
I've been around a year or two.

poppy seed
cough a year or two
HUNDRED

big mack
props to poppy for that one

sweetheart seb
#propspy
ok that was an awful joke
please ignore it

hems(not)worth it
they're good at ignoring.
they always ignore me.

poppy seed
can't ignore someone if he
never shows up to set on time.

big mack
as much as I love a roast
session, we need to find
chris.

meatball chris 😇
hey everybody.
did I miss a lot?

poppy seed
NOPE you didn't.

baby liz
you did.
scroll up.
look at my future man.

big mack
yeah Chris scroll up

poppy seed
DO NOT SCROLL UP

sweetheart seb
Dude where have you been?

meatball chris 😇
I was busy

sweetheart seb
with?

big mack
googling pics of poppy from
last night cause she looked 🔥

meatball chris 😇
nothing.
I'm gonna catch up &
read what I missed,
hold on.

poppy seed
don't do it.