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This happened over the summer. I invited my friend up to Maine for the weekend. This friend is gay_or_European  . We made friends up there and we were like why not visit them. So we walked up the street to the house, and somehow I got friend to knock on door. The mother answered the door, and I'm not joking. My friend became the Gamzee and said,"I'm friends with yo kids." I was face palming so hard inside my head, but the mother looked like she was going to call the Wee Woos (police). So she made up an excuse for her kids not to come out. When she shut the door friend even asked if friend sounded like Gamzee.