That Numbskull of a Reporter!

I'm writing this chappie in script form! P.s. The reporter is an IDIOT!

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Behind the scenes with the cast, starting with Marinette.

Reporter: So Mari, you mind if call you Mari?

Marinette: Sure every-....

Reporter: *cuts her off* Okay. Question! So Mari, did you enjoy pranking that darn Chat Noir?

Marinette: No I did not! Sure he pranks me, but he's my friend!

Reporter: *shocked* I'm surprised that you enjoyed pranking him and hearing his screams of pain!

Marinette: I said NOT! I did not enjoy pranking Chat!

Reporter: You said it again! So you did enjoy it!

Marinette: NO I....*puts hands in an 'I give up' pose* You know what?! Your the biggest idiot I've ever met!

Reporter: Thank you, Mari! Your so kind!

Marinette: UUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

On to Adrien/Chat (but we'll call him Adrien)!

Reporter: So Adrien! How were the pranks?

Adrien: They were.......PAINFUL!

Reporter: Really?! You love it so much even though you seem to get hurt all the time?!

Adrien: I said the pranks were PAINFUL! The pranks are PAINFUL!!!

Reporter: Wow you must love those pranks so much! What about that scene where you asked Mari on a date?

*Flores pops in*

Flores: That wasn't on the script...

Adrien: I'm just gonna go now....

Reporter: Thanks for the complement guys! I know. My hair's awesome!

Now on to Alya!

Reporter: So Alya. What was your favorite part of the parody scene?

Alya: Hmmm...The part were I got $20 dollars and a new phone!

Reporter: You mean the part where you robbed a bank and a phone store?!

Alya: WHAT?! I never said that!

Reporter: Don't lie Alya. Lying is bad. You should know that.

Alya: *growing mad* I never said that! I didn't even lie! You made that up!

Reporter: Now Alya. This is a No Swearing Zone. That means no colorful language.

Alya: *getting angrier* What do you mean 'colorful language'?! I don't say any of those words!

Reporter: Thanks! I got this new hat ona sale! 20% off!

Alya: You really are a moron! *leaves, angry*

On to Nino!

Reporter: Nino my man! My friend! Mi amigo! How ya doin'!

Nino: *gets confused* Do I know you?

Reporter: Yes. Now questions, *clears throat* Do you really want to chop your best friend in half?

Nino: *shocked* Of course not! Adrien's my best friend!

Reporter: My my. I did not know you really wanted to murder him

Nino: Why would I want to murder my best friend?!

Reporter: So you do want to murder him!

Nino: *gets angry* No I don't!!!

Reporter: Yes you do! You said it yourself!

Nino: *has a WTFudge face* *mutters* That idiot! *leaves*

Reporter: *calls after him*bWanna hang later on?

On to Sabine!

Reporter: Sabine. Why were you acting out as Marinette's mother?

Sabine: Because I am her mother

Reporter: You bribed the directors! (I wish)

Sabine: No because I am Marinette's mother

Reporter: Now how did nachos get into this conversation?

Sabine: *leaves*

And lastly Daisy, Flores, and Electra!

Fangirl trio: *walks in* Hey everybody!

Reporter: So you are the famous fangirl trio of this book!

Electra: Yup we sure are!

Reporter: Mind if I get a picture of you three with your weapons?

Fangirl Trio: SURE!

Flores, Electra, and Daisy- *poses with weapons* (hey Daisy! I found a picture of the three of us! 😂)

(P.S. I do not own this picture 😂😂)

Reporter: *snaps a photo and posts it on the Internet* Done!

Daisy: Now ask away!

Reporter: So. Do any of you have a crush on Adrien who is Chat Noir?

Trio: NO WE DO NOT! #FOREVERALONE #SINGLE4LIFE!!!

Reporter: So you have a crush on other guys? Oh please do tell!

Daisy: Again, NO crush.

Flores: NO romancy lovey dovey.

Electra: And we're staying forever alone!

Reporter: *ignores girls' protests about love* Are you crazy psychos? Why do you threaten people with your ancient weapons of war?

Electra: *angry* We only threaten them!

Flores: *angry* Yeah! And we don't use it unless we have to or they don't want to follow instructions!

Daisy: *angry* And we're not crazy psychos! Your the one who's crazy!

Reporter: I'm glad you like this new shirt I have! Thanks for noticing!

Trio: GGGGGRRRRRRRRR..... 😡😡😡

Flores: *to Electra and Daisy* Wanna beat up the reporter? 😈

Electra and Daisy: I thought you'd never ask 😈

Trio: *beats up the crazy reporter*

Reporter: *scream scream cry scream cry scream cry cry scream some more*

Reporter: 😲😵

Daisy, Electra, and Flores: *drop-kicks reporter into a dumpster*

Electra: I guess that's the end for the reporter

Daisy: And this book

Flores: Oh well! Until next time everybody!

*random song suddenly plays and everyone joins in dancing*

So as everyone dances to the random song, the screen slowly fades to two words.....

THE END..

Flores: WAIT A SEC!

*Movie rewinds*

Flores: Thank you all for reading this! I really appreciate you guys reading this weird random book! For a reward, here's a TWO DOZEN VIRTUAL COOKIES for you all! *holds out empty tray* Where'd the cookies go?

Tikki is seen eating her 15th cookie. She looks at Flores's way and innocently smiles,"Hehe..sorry!"

Flores: Awww Tikki I can't stay mad at you! You're too adorable! Anyways, since there are no more cookies, here's some virtual cheesecake instead! *holds out an empty cheesecake platter* Now where'd the cheesecake go?!

Plagg, Nino, and Electra are found eating their fifth slice of cheescake. "Hehe..hi?" Nino said. "I have no regrets! This cheescake is worth it!" Electra yelled out. "Yeah! Same here!" Plagg agreed as he wolfed down his sixth slice.

Flores: Okay forget the cookies and cheesecakes. Have some Ice-Blocks and croissants guys! *holds out a two large empty bowls* Seriously?

Daisy is eating a large pile of black current Ice-blocks while Marinette and Adrien are eating chocolate filled croissaints. "Uh-oh.." is what they only said.

Flores: Why guys? Why?! Oh well. Since I've ran out of food *looks at the people eating the food* I'm giving you guys my virtual fistbumps! FISTBUMPS everyone! Bye for now readerlings! *waves goodbye*

Everyone in the studio: Bye guys!!! *waves goodbye too*

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All done guys! Hope you enjoyed it! Love you all and Flores 🌻 out! 😄😉

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