A/N: Last chapter was sad I know, but this chapter won't be.

Dipper and Mabel are both wearing their pjs because it is almost time for bed.

Just then their mother, Ann, walk up to their attic bedroom holding a book.

"Okay kids you got your pullups on?" Ann asked.

"Yeah," said Dipper.

"Yepperoni and Cheese," said Mabel.

"Okay it's story time," said Ann.

"Yeah, woohoo!" said the twins.

The twins get in their respected beds and get tucked in by Ann.

"Alright today I'm reading Jack and Jill and the beanstalk," said Ann.

(Story time, imagine 12 year old Dipper and Mabel as Jack and Jill, so read with their TV voices, also if the text is like this that mean Ann is reading)

Once upon a time their were two happy twins named Jack and Jill. Jack is a skilled craftsman and salesman.

"Okay now too add one last detail very gently," said Jack.

While his sister Jill likes to annoy the bugs out of him.

"HELLO!" said Jill

Jack gets scared and breaks what he was working on.

"Jill that's not funny when you do that, seriously do you want food n the table that isn't your pig?" Jack asked.

"I'll be good, mainly because I don't want to turn Waddles into sausage," said Jill.

"Then how come you eat bacon?" Jack asked.

"Come on just because I don't eat pork products doesn't mean I won't eat bacon," said Jill, "That food is a lifestyle."

"Whatever time to sell the cow, better pick the one you like the least," said Jack.

"Definitely Lulu, she keeps on thinking she's a dog," said Jill.

Jack takes Lulu to the town square marketplace and takes her to his place where he usually sells his crafts. Jack ties her to a post. Just then a man with white hair walks up to his vendor. (Played by...... Gideon, my least favorite character sorry)

"Why hello there Jackson," said Gideon.

"Gideon if your trying to ask for my sister's hand in marriage forget it she's not interested," said Jack.

"Oh please I got over that," said Gideon.

Gideon pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket that has a drawing of him and Jill kissing which then crumbles up and throws away.

"What was that?" Jack asked.

"What was what?" Gideon asked.

Gideon then notices the cow.

"I'll buy that cow off yah," said Gideon.

"How much you got," Jack asked.

The man reaches into his pocket to reveal 5 beans.

"Your just lucky that's are only form of currency," said Jack.

"These are magical to let you know," said Gideon.

"They better be in this economy," said Jack.

The man hands Jack the beans and Jack give the man the cow.

"Make sure you take go care of her," said Jack.

"Oh I will," said Gideon.

"For Jill," Gideon Whispered.

"What?" Jack asked.

"Later," said Gideon.

The man then leaves with Lulu.

"Don't milk her too hard," said Jack.

"I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!" said Gideon.

"Oh right SORRY," said Jack.

Jack then looks at the beans on his hand.

"Let's hope the stores take these," said Jack.

An hour later Jack was all in tattered clothes because the beans turned out to be worthless.

"I hate this place," said Jack.

Jack opens the door to his and Jill's house to see an ice pack on her head.

"What did you do this time?" Jack asked.

"Nothing I was getting a pail of water from the nearby well," said Jill, "And then came tumbling down at hit my crown. By the way can't we get indoor plumbing like everyone else?"

"I tried but we have terrible credit, anyways I tried to get food with these beans Gideon gave me, but they're duds," said Jack.

"Ugh you know better to take beans from him," said Jill.

"Hey we need the money badly," said Jack.

"Whatever looks like we're getting food the old fashioned way," said Jill.

Jill takes the beans from Jack and walks outside with the pail of water. Jill plants the seeds in the ground and pours water onto them. Jill notices it is nighttime and walks back inside to go to sleep.

The next day Jack and Jill woke up.

"Morning Jack," said Jill.

Jill sits up only for a vine to hit her in the face.

"Ow that's worst than my crown injury yesterday," said Jill.

Jacks gets up and notices the vine. They walk outside to see a gigantic beanstalk about 1000ft tall.

"Woah that's taller than Shaquille O'Neil," said Jack.

"It's the size of 40 of him," said Jill.

"Race you to the top," said Jack.

Jack and Jill start climbing the beanstalk. When they get to the top, they noticed a whole giant kingdom.

"Woah this is cool," said Jack.

"Hey jack look at those eggs," said Jill.

Jill shows Jack a pile of large golden eggs.

"Woah one of these things well be like kings," said Jack, "The thickest, juiciest, most tender steaks for dinner every night for 50 years."

"Think of all the puppies I can get with that," said Jill.

Just then, loud stomping noises cause the ground to shake. This shaking is caused by a mean giant. (Played By Grunkle Stan)

"Fee Fy Foe Fum," said the giant, "I smell the blood of.... wait a second."

The giant checks his nose to see it bleeding.

"Stinking high elevation housing," said the giant.

The giant looks down to see Jack and Jill standing there.

"Oh look, children, my favorite species to scare," said the giant.

The giant then holler so loud, you can hear it from Australia. Which makes them scream and run in fear.

"What are you doing?"

Everyone stops and turn to see a female giant who is the male giant's wife. (Played by Carla McCorkle) 

"Sweetheart, it's not what it looks like," said the giant.

"Really? Because it looks like you're scaring a couple of children," said the female giant.

"What'd you expect there's nothing to do here, these gold eggs are worthless up here," said the giant.

"I told you why you need gold eggs up here when they're worth more down there," said the female giant.

"Really?" Jill asked.

The female crouches down to the kids level.

"They are, would you two cute little kiddies want some?" the female giant asked.

"Hey, I'm not cute," said Jack.

Jack then sneezes.

"Aww you sneeze like a kitten," said Jill.

"Oh no, there is no way I'm giving away my golden eggs," said the giant.

"Honey, you're a hoarder, face it, it's for your own good," said the female giant.

The female giant gives Jack and Jill 20 golden eggs and they then leave.

"Bye Mr. and Mrs. Giant," said Jill.

Jack and Jill slide down the vines of the beanstalk. When they reach the bottom the beanstalk whittles and then disappear.

"Wanna go to the ice cream shop and get all 41 flavors?" Jack asked.

"Heck Yeah!" said Jill.

And they lived happily ever after. The end.

(Story time over)

Ann close the book and looks to see the twins sleeping happily.

She kisses their foreheads and leaves the room.

Ann walks downstairs to see Stan, Ford, and Carla watching TV. 

"Kids asleep?" Ford asked.

"Yep, now it's time for grownups only movie night," said Ann.

Stan changes the channel.

"Your watching Movie Central, coming up next, Ted staring Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane," said the TV announcer.

"Yes!" said the adults.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'll see yah guys next time.