[One created a chat]

[One added Six]

One: Hi Six.

Six: Hi One... it's very odd for you to start a convo with me.

One: that's bc I have a favor to ask.

Six: What is it?

One: okay so how good are you with communing with ghosts?

Six: Fairly good... why?

One: great, could you talk to the ghost that is always clinging on Bargainer?

Six: What.

One: or just do some expelliarmus ghostamus magic to make the ghost go bye bye.

Six: Excuse me what.

Six: what.

Six: I need some more details here.

One: Okay so Bargainer, me, and Mono went to some haunted forest because we were dared by Seven.

One: Unfortunatly a ghost followed Bargainer home and sometimes possesses him.

One: It's breathing MY air... sitting NEXT to me... breathing HEAVILY on my neck... pays NO RENT... and wakes me up in UNGODLY hours.

One: I'm beyond pissed.

Six: Uh so if that ghost gave money to you?...

One: I'd give it my room!

Six: ...

Six: We don't even pay rent so why would that ghost even pay rent.

One: Because the ghost is an outsider and not our friend!

One: Anyways, can you do something about it???

Six: Well I'm not sure... I've never exorcised a ghost on my own before...

One: Maybe drown Bargainer with holywater

One: No wait nevermind that'll just piss the ghost off, how about paralyzing Bargainer, giving him an extreme shock, or casting a non-lethal killing spell?

Six: He could die! And where the hell can you find a non-lethal killing spell????

One: Well if he dies then he can ask the ghost to leave in person.

Six: One it's very odd that this is coming out from you.

One: I told you, the ghost is pissing me so much.

[Bread Boy joined the chat]

Bread Boy: hey Six, are you gonna do it?

Six: I'm not a specialist to this.

One: What are you a specialist on then??? Aren't you a dark magic user??? Can't you do some bibbity bobbity Avada Kedavra to the ghost???

Six: You can't... kill a dead spirit...

One: Ugh, you're witchcraftness is being revoked now.

Six: I could try, but I might kill Bargainer here.

Bread Boy: pls Six do anything as long you can cast this ghost away.

One: oh better kill him so he can ask the ghost to leave in person.

Bread Boy: wow my ghost is really bothering you.

One: IT. DOES.

Six: Wait are you sure it's not House Ghost Seven?

[House Ghost Seven joined the chat]

House Ghost Seven: i am offended.

Six: so it's not you?

House Ghost Seven: no!

One: Hey could you help? Talk to your kind? Tell them to [Expletive] off?

House Ghost Seven: nah man ya'll on your own.

Bread Boy: Then if you won't help then leave ghost of the machine.

House Ghost Seven: but I'd like to watch you try expelling the ghost away.

Six: well wow thanks for the help.

House Ghost Seven: no problem.

One: The stupid ghost pulled the chair away from me when I wanted to sit down!!!

Bread Boy: It's really funny how you are the one so mad about this when it's my ghost.

One: I've said it many times now, the ghost is now pissing me off and I've lost all my usual character personality.

Six: Yeah you are really OOCing now.

One: With a ghost like Bargainer's one could get pissy.

Bread Boy: Maybe we need to call some dark magic user paranormal stuff lover that would walk on graveyards to just talk or mess with ghosts kid to solve our case.

One: wait, wait WAIT.

One: MY PISSED OFF-NESS MADE ME SO STUPID

Six: What?

One: WHY DID I EVEN ASK YOU WHEN I COULD'VE JUST ASKED TWENTY-THREE.

Six: Oh right.

Bread Boy: We are stupid, very stupid.

House Ghost Seven: I don't want to even be in the same chat as that ill-mannered exorcist.

[Six added Twenty-Three]

House Ghost Seven: you did that to spite me.

Six: You are just here to watch us try to expel the ghost away so shut up.

Twenty-Three: what?

House Ghost Seven: odd, you know I'm in the chat but you're not doing anything.

One: Help us.

Six: Help him.

Bread Boy: Help me.

Twenty-Three: oh bargainer :(

Bread Boy: Will you help me???

Twenty-Three: I wish but I've been grounded not to do any paranormal stuff because one time I nearly died.

Six: what.

One: THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH AND THIS GHOST HAS BEEN VERY VERY VERY CLOSE AT YOUR GHOST RADAR.

Twenty-Three: and yeah I made some friends with ghosts too.

House Ghost Seven: you??? Exorcist??? Has ghost friends???

Twenty-Three: Some of the ghosts are cool okay, but I still wanna exorcise some who really, really mess with people.

One: THIS ONE IS MESSING WITH PEOPLE. ME. FOR EXAMPLE.

House Ghost Seven: Okay so wait am I free from exorcising???

Twenty-Three: Seeing you don't do anything, maybe.

House Ghost Seven: you said maybe.

[Twenty-Three sent a picture]

House Ghost Seven: ... hate you.

Bread Boy: it's messing with me pls TT do something.

Twenty-Three: maybe I can...

[Mono joined the chat]

Mono: Gale, NO.

Twenty-Three: were you spying the chat????

Mono: Yes and?

Twenty-Three: .

Twenty-Three: let me exorcise pls.

Six: wait, kindly give the rest of the class info in what the hell happened and how the hell you nearly died TT.

Twenty-Three: I went to a haunted house. It was spooky. BUT then I encounted a strong poltergeist who was not happy about my visit, so ya he nearly killed me by sending me to the Netherworld.

Bread Boy: omg you went to Minecraft???

Twenty-Three: I meant Hell, Hades, Underworld dimwit.

Bread Boy: oh, right. So you went to hell???

Twenty-Three: yes it was awesome fkin so scary. I nearly died from tons of shadow children, demons, and angry grudgy ghosts that are much worser than the poltergeist in the haunted house.

Twenty-Three: While I was having a hellion escapade Mono happened to find me in the haunted house and he pulled me out. It seemed like the house had a strong effect to the unwanted visitors and make them pass out and have hallucinations. If the stranger still stays in the house, soon they'll be cursed as a ghost of that house if they didn't die from their Hell escapade.

Six: Now man I wanna go there.

Twenty-Three: you? Hahaha good luck to you Six. You might bring your own ghost after going there.

One: wait... you BROUGHT a ghost home too?!

House Ghost Seven: when are you guys ghost shopping.

Twenty-Three: Yeah I brought back a friendly kid, she was lonely and sad so I brought her home. She stayed for a while but she's in the Afterlife now RIP

House Ghost Seven: lucky you, you're saved from almost being a ghost.

Mono: If I wasn't looking for you you would've died!

Twenty-Three: Aw you know me so well, if I'm not in the Hideout I must be in haunted houses.

Mono: o b v i o u s l y.

Twenty-Three: But it won't happen again so can you please unground me?

Mono: no, I'm don't want you to die while you're doing some paranormal stuff again. And didn't you agree you needed rest?

Twenty-Three: I... well yeah I did because I was still scarred from my hell escapade but.... yeah...

Mono: it's just three more days Gale, you can do it.

Twenty-Three: but kuuuuuuuuuub pleaaaaaaaaase

Mono: no

One: Mono plEASE haven't this ghost been bothering you???

Mono: why do you think I'm always awake at night? That ghost had been bothering me, but I thought it was Ghost Seven, taking House Six just comes here then steals our food like some ghost too.

Six: she ate my donuts.... who takes a single bite on every single donut??? WHO.

House Ghost Seven: well I was only brought here because they were talking about me, and accusing my good name.

House Ghost Seven: sLANDER of my good name.

One: yeah and you're not doing anything for this situastion so shut up.

One: but going back, Mono please just THIS once. This ghost needs to go.

Bread Boy: this ghost is giving me the jeebies.

Mono: no

Twenty-Three: well then it's a no

Twenty-Three: ek

Twenty-Three: THE GHOST.

Six: what?!?! What?!?!?!

Twenty-Three: THE GHOST DRAGGED ME UNDER THE BED. WHAT THE HELL THIS GHOST HAS A GOOD BEATING COMING IMMA PUNCH THE HELL OUTTA THEM. I WENT TO HELL SO THIS PHRASE BECAME A REALITY.

Mono: TWENTY-THREE.

One: YES GO PUNCH THE GHOST TO HELL!!!!

House Ghost Seven: ... did... are you guys really gonna make this like some boxing competiton?

Six: *DING! DING! DING* FIGHT!

[Twenty-Three was disconnected]

One: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED?! DID SHE WIN???

[Seven joined the chat]

Seven: guys Twenty-Three is being dragged under her bed, is she alright?

Mono: she's being dragged by a ghost, Bargainer's ghost from the time you made us do that stupid dare.

Seven: oh lol really?

One: It's not a laughing matter since it's been pissing ME off the most!

Six: see chat above Seven.

Seven: Oh wait I thought TT was grounded.

Mono: she was until the ghost decided to piss her off.

Seven: ah she caught the ghost.

[Twenty-Three is connected]

Twenty-Three: I know I'm breaking my grounded rule and I know I have like three more days before I could do paranormal stuff freely, but this ghost has been caught by these hands.

One: YES!!! OUR SAVIOR!!! THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GREAT AT HANDLING GHOSTS!!!

Six: Thank god.

Mono: and now what are you gonna do?

Twenty-Three: This is Bargainer's ghost, he handles it. I caught it, now you return it.

Bread Boy: what.

Twenty-Three: As the ghost told me, he says he's too strong that my or two witches magic could never exorcise him. He continued ramling about stuff and it pissed me off so I punched him in the nose and passed him out.

House Ghost Seven: wait how did you manage to tie up a ghost???

Seven: oh you're here.

House Ghost Seven: I've been summoned here.

Twenty-Three: I'm using a holy rope. A golden rope drenched in holywater, so now you guys go ghost returning.

Seven: ghost returning.

House Ghost Seven: Make sure you have a recipt.

Bread Boy: But...

One: ok then fine, we're going ghost returning. Not because I also wanna punch the ghost's face but also to be finally free from this ghost's annoyance.

Twenty-Three: Great! Pick up the ghost in my room :)

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

One: You have a recipt?

Bread Boy: Does a trauma recipt count?

One: Well enough.

Seven: Dude only you two???

One: Why?

Seven: Let me join.

One: If you turn to a ghost it's not our fault.

Seven: Sweet.

[One left the chat]

[Bread Boy left the chat]

[Seven left the chat]

Six: This chat had so many ghosts in it, I will leave to recuperate.

House Ghost Seven: Six btw House Six will raid your fridge later.

Mono: Like when she didn't?

Six: agreed.

[Six left the chat]

Mono: I will head back to sleep, bread boy's ghost made too much noises last night.

[Mono left the chat]

House Ghost Seven: I am all alone :')

House Ghost Seven: welp I'll just steal House Six's stolen donuts then...

[House Ghost Seven left the chat]

| Some Time Later... |

[Two joined the chat]

[Two added Six, Flashlight Girl, Twenty-Three]

Two: Has the boys came back from ghost returning?

Flashlight Girl: I don't know, at first I thought they were joking until I nearly got passed out.

Six: Poor you.

Twenty-Three: lol it dragged me under the bed a while ago.

Two: GUYS. I was asking something.

Six: I don't think they came back yet.

Twenty-Three: Mono got this camera stalking them, he did this so we would have a hilarious movie for bonding times.

Two: huh really

Twenty-Three: Yup. I have the link, wanna see?

Flashlight Girl: we all want to.

[Twenty-Three sent a link]

Twenty-Three: One is loudly insulting the ghosts while Bargainer and Seven are chit-chatting.

Flashlight Girl: oh my god lol.

Two: So if they are there....

Two: Who is this Bread Boy that is with me and Five???

Six: OH MY GOD.

Twenty-Three: I see he hasn't left huh.

[Bread Kid joined the chat]

Bread Kid: Hello, please stand by.

Flashlight Girl: OMG HE TALKS WHOLE WORDS

Six: IT'S THE GHOSSSSTTTT

Two: SCREAAAAAMMMM

[Two was disconnected]

Six: TWOOOO

Flashlight Girl: NOT OUR FASHION FOREWARD FRIEND.

Bread Kid: I am here to destroy you all.

Twenty-Three: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY PUNK.

Bread Kid: Wha-

[Bread Kid was disconnected]

[Twenty-Three was disconnected]

[Six added One, Seven, Bread Boy]

Six: Please come back you forgot the ghost we are all terrified.

[Six was disconnected]

[Flashlight Girl was disconnected]

Seven: We left them to die

One: Not really TT is there.

Bread Boy: Let's just purify the whole house...

One: Not a bad idea.

Seven: I'll get the holywater.

One: Salt.

Bread Boy: Garlic?...

Seven: We should really make a ghostbuster business.

[Seven left the chat]

[One left the chat]

[Bread Boy left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.