[Six created a chat]

[Six added Scarf, Pretender, Seven, Mono, Una, Five, Two]

Two: THEIVES

Seven: MY CONSOLE

Two: MY MAKE UP

Six: THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN!

Scarf: Uh hi?... too early for a chat?

The Pretender: What the hell do you want?

Six: 'What the hell do you want' she says. I AM PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT!

The Pretender: I don't, I am going back to sleep if you are just going to spat caps lock on me.

Five: YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO SLEEP, GRINCHES.

Seven: Now you've done it! Five is upset.

The Pretender: Upset for what?!

Two: THE THEIVERY.

Five: THE AMULET, THE SWISS ARMY, MY SNACKS!!!

Una: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I LOST MY DISNEY COLLECTION. HOW CAN I TOR- HAVE DINSEY MARATHONS AGAIN?!

Mono: Okay guys, calm down. We are all shocked and upset. Calm down.

Six: SPEAK FOR YOUSELF.

Mono: Wait, why are you so upset? Your room still has your stuff!

Six: WHEN SOMEONE STEALS FROM THE KITCHEN, IT IS AN OFFENCE FOR ME!

Seven: MY PLUSHIES ARE GONE, EVEN THOSE CRINGEY AS FRICK ONES.

Six: THOSE PLUSHIES ARE CUTE BUT THERE IS MORE IMPORTANT STUFF SEVEN!

The Pretender: Wait... You guys have been stolen?

The Pretender: pfft.

The Pretender: The fully bombed house... pfft.

Six: DON'T MOCK US YOU DEVIL.

Six: NOW WHERE IS OUR STUFF

The Pretender: I don't know.

Five: GRINCH

Scarf: Dude I didn't.

Mono: Everyone is upset, so if you don't want me to actually start making traps in the Nest and has a great possibility of killing you both. JUST TELL THE TRUTH.

The Pretender: I didn't steal those! Why the hell would I be stealing things when I could just go and buy them, I mean I am rich.

Two: Yeah how do you think we'd be able to have this lifestyle if it weren't for you.

The Pretender: WHAT.

Two: Uh I mean...

Two: Even that dress I borrowed was stolen.

The Pretender: YOU BLAME ME BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL THEIVES.

Six: SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN HAVE A MOTIVE TO STEAL FROM US!

The Pretender: WHY WOULD I STEAL THEM WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS OVERUSED MY CREDIT CARDS?! I JUST KNOW YOU GUYS USED AND STOLE SOME OF MY STUFF!

Seven: Well we used RCG's credit card which you gave to her... and we use it...

The Pretender: *sigh* This is why I asked Bestie to live with me.

Mono: Well if it is not Pretender...

Six: IT'S SCARF!

Scarf: Uh what?!

Five: SCARF. I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A GRINCH. DID YOU STEAL THOSE STUFF?!

Una: HOW COULD YOU SCARF.

Scarf: It's not me!

The Pretender: It could be him, he loves stealing. Such a klepto.

Scarf: DON'T PUT THE SUS ON ME!!!

Five: THEN WHO COULD'VE DONE IT HUH?!

Mono: Scarf, just tell us.

Scarf: I would never steal you guys! Okay I did steal from others, Una's Disney Movies, and even Bargainer's safe, but I gave them back!

Una: HE ADMITTED IT, GET THE CHOKEY COFFIN.

Scarf: No!!! Please don't!!!

Six: Scarf, I was always kind to you. How could you.

Seven: I treated you like a second son.

Two: You monster.

Scarf: Guys it wasn't me!

The Pretender: hmmm sure just get the torture device. I shall leave now.

Scarf: PRETENDER, SIS, PLEASE DO NOT!!! I NEVER STOLE OR GOT!!!

The Pretender: Ah back to being rhymey huh?! TO BUY TIME?

Mono: Wait guys...

Scarf: NO I DID NOT MEANT IT, PANICKING GIVES ME A RHYMING HIT!!!

The Pretender: SHUT UP AND HAND OVER THE STUFF AND BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY!

Scarf: NO PLEASE-

Mono: Guys!

Una: HURT HIM PAINFULLY!

Mono: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE EVERYONE.

Seven: What?! It was Scarf!

Mono: How could we be so sure without strong evidence?!

Scarf: MONO THANK YOU.

Two: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mono: I just don't feel like it could be him.

Una: IT IS HIM, HE JUST SAID IT.

Scarf: BUT THAT WAS WEEKS AGO AS A PRANK!

Five: HUH R E A L L Y?

Mono: Guys, calm down. We should investigate first before blindly putting suspicion!

Seven: ... Ugh fine.

Five: Okay Uncle Mono.

Scarf: OH YHANK GHOD!

Una: Keep texting like that I will kill you.

Mono: So Scarf, what were you doing?

Scarf: okay so I was sleeping until you guys made the chat and added me.

Seven: I guess you rehearsed this well huh thief?

Mono: Shut up Seven. Scarf, before that?

Scarf: Playing games!

Mono: Did you visit us today?

Scarf: No! You would know if I did!

Seven: That still doesn't make him innocent!

Mono: hm...

Five: JUST GET HIM UNCLE MONO! HE STOLE THAT SWISS ARMY KNIFE YOU GAVE ME!!!

Mono: hmm...

Six: Mono!!!

Mono: I'm thinking!

Una: GET HIM!

[Twenty-Three joined the chat]

Twenty-Three: Guys stop!

Six: What?!

Una: How did you know what we are about to do?!

Twenty-Three: Four filled me in, Scarf is now also texting him for help, but Four is not going to help you Scarf.

Scarf: Please!!!

The Pretender: No no, don't stop, continue

Seven: We're about to press charges on the suspect here!

Twenty-Three: Don't you do that!

Two: I thought you are very angry since someone stole your chapstick, instruments, demon tools, and books!

Twenty-Three: I have moved on, and besides, Cindy will replace it quickly with her bibbity bobbity magic.

Una: Can she do that to us as well?

Twenty-Three: No, or else the thieves will keep on stealing from us. Plus she will be abusing her writer powers as well, but not to me since I am her child, she has a responsibility on me :)

Seven: So then... why do you want us to stop us from blaming Scarf?

Scarf: TT pls defend me...

Twenty-Three: Don't wory I got cha ;) I have a very good hypothesis, your Honor.

Two: Who the hell is the your Honor?

Mono: Go on...

Two: Oh... Well suitable.

Five: Wtf when did this become a case.

Seven: It is son.

Mono: Silence in the court!

Six: oh my god, he's owning it.

Seven: Carry on the case!

Mono: mhm okay. Gale state your hypothesis.

Twenty-Three: Alright, well Pretender and Scarf, you both know where the bombs are specifically placed .and also the button to deactivate all those bombs, right?

Scarf: I don't care about it but I know where the button is.

The Pretender: I value my life, but yes, Bestie told me where the bombs are specifically.

Twenty-Three: Because we are all in shock we are not using our mind well! Fortunately, Flashie noticed salts on the ground close to the bombs. So this thief or thieves didn't knew where the bombs are specifically placed.

The Pretender: Wait you can detect those bombs with salt?!

Mono: Uh, I think so.

Twenty-Three: This thief/thieves are smart enough to use salt to detect the bombs. But they accidentally set one off, and as we all heard, it was in Mono's room, the overlord of bombs and guns and other deadly bang bang things.

Mono: Which have been stolen...

Twenty-Three: If Scarf or Pretendy stole, they would've just deactivated or casually avoided those bombs. Or better, get in the vents which has lesser bombs and gets us any part of the house. I could not say if the Pretender is pretending she didn't knew about the salt trick, but why the hell would you do that when you could just deactivate the bombs silently? Then, once they had stole it all, they could've just head out and blame someone else.

Twenty-Three: And!

Twenty-Three: Detective Flashie and I have examined more of the crime scene. Mostly in the kitchen. Blood, scratches on the counters, and some fur. They're trying to make us think an animal ate the food. And as me and Flashie were almost buying it, Papi and Dogado toppled over the garbage can and Dogado pulled out a dead rabbit!

Two: oh good boy.

Six: ... and so?

Seven: How the hell did you got to examine that quickly.

Twenty-Three: I think I read too much mystery novels sometimes. Anyways, Dogado handed me the dead rabbit, and I have seen the difference of dead animals, from being killed by animals/our pets to being gutted. The rabbit seemed more on the gutted side rather than the latter.

Twenty-Three: So the thief/thieves went in, stole, and tried to use a dead animal to make it an alibi for the food and now they may have used Scarf and Pretender to be the main suspects since they don't live here. But now, if it was them, Pretender would never touch dead animals since they are disgusting knowing her, she can't even touch branches on the ground since they are 'dirty'. Scarf may have, but as I said, he could've deactivated the bombs, sneaked through the vents, not even steal the food since I know the Nest has more food than we do, and leave the same way.

Mono: hm...

Six: Oh my god Lawyer TT. Judge Mono. Detective Flashie... what else?!

Twenty-Three: No I am just speaking the good ol, "If I was a thief and wanted to steal in a heavily protected house that I don't/do know, how would I do it? How am I going to escape? What are my alibis and how will I hide evidences?"

Seven: ... So it was Criminal TT talking.

Twenty-Three: Both. In order to know how a criminal acts is to think like a criminal.

Mono: Is that all?...

Twenty-Three: Well to wrap this up, my belief is that it is not Pretendy nor Scarf. Pretendy is too snobby to do this, and Scarf is not this simple minded to stoop this low.

Mono: Ohkay...

Scarf: You speak like you know us that well

The Pretender: Creepy.

Twenty-Three: Want me to save your butts or not?

Scarf: Shutting up, keep talking :)

Twenty-Three: And, this is not anymore part of my very good theory, but my senses are tingling, Curse knows something I don't.

The Pretender: The heck?

Six: How did you know that?

Twenty-Three: In short, Curse is linked to me magically since of that darn curse so she knows what I know if I let her, vice versa for her. And if I get hurt badly, Curse will get weak. And if I die, well, you get that drift.

Seven: The hell, we never knew that.

Twenty-Three: Mhm, back to the story, Curse knows something I don't. And she is kinda forgetting to shut off her connection with me so I had a weird vision she was dancing how she could be able to conquer the world at Christmas, saying about not telling us about a theft, cackling at our misery, those things.

Six: Wow I don't get sh*t like that with Shadow Six.

Mono: Well, added info is always great... So if it is not Scarf or Pretender... The Evil Gang will never stoop that oh so low for them... Then... Wait A MINUTE

Six: What?!

Mono: Could it be... House Six?!

[Flashlight Girl joined the chat]

Flashlight Girl: SIX WERE YOU AWAKE AFTER 11 P.M.?

Six: Eh? I was at my room watching anime while eating snacks then I slept around 11:45. Why?

Flashlight Girl: I GOT A WITNESS! A LEAD! A... UGH WHATEVER YOU CALL IT BUT I HAVE EVIDENCE!!!

Twenty-Three: Bring it in Detecive Flashie! I could use it!

[Flashlight Girl added Three]

Flashlight Girl: Evidence!

Mono: Well then, Three, state your information.

Three: Uh okay since when did this became a court case?

Two: In short The Pretender and Scarf are the major suspects now, Mono has become the Judge, Six, Seven, Una, Five and I are all victims... I mean we all are but we became Prosecutors. Now Twenty-Three came in and has defended them, being their lawyer. She also gave us a bit of information on Doll TT knowing something, and now you are here to explain what ever you gotta say thanks to Detective Flashie.

Mono: Go on Three, give us the info to why Flashie had asked Six when did she slept.

Three: Oh right! I stayed up late, please don't be angry that I was still awake your Honor. But yeah, it was around 2:30 when Six peeked in my bedroom.

Six: 2:30?...

Seven: Well... that is something.

Mono: And what did she do, Three?

Three: Well she stood by the door, I said hello and told her to be careful since you would get pissed by being a sleep cop. I let her in and showed her one of the songs I was listening to. Six didn't spoke much, and when she did, she let out a raspy voice that sounds like a sore throat... you don't have a sore throat right Six?

Six: No.

Twenty-Three: And I am sure as hell sore throats don't just disappear overnight. I experienced many before.

Three: Well either way, I was going to give Six some meds for the sore throat, but she said she could handle it and left. But I told her to close the door because I will be sleeping soon.

Mono: Well then Six, did you do the exact things Three had proclaimed?

Six: Your Honor, I was asleep. These accusations on me are not true.

Three: But I did saw you!

Scarf: So is it Six???

Six: What?! It's not me!

Mono: Silence!

Mono: I don't think it is Six. Have you forgotten we are having another theif in our house? Three's statement makes it clear, House Six is now the suspect here... Which brings us one more thing...

[The Author joined the chat]

Two: OH HOLY MOTHER OF- NOT YOU AGAIN.

Seven: DON'T SAY MY SECRETS NEXT!

The Author: Yo chill lmao.

Mono: Uh... what do you need Author?...

The Author: You were about to add Cindy. And I came here to tell you that yes, House Six stole your sh*t. But don't be sad, because you guys will be buying new Christmas gifts for each other. Quite fun right?

Seven: So you are saying these guys are gonna buy me a new laptop and console?

Five: New amulet? Swiss Army?

Mono: New bombs, weapons, art materials?

Twenty-Three: Mine is already covered thanks to the character impersonating you.

Six: How lucky of you.

The Author: You solve that one out by yourselves, but yes, you guys gift each other new and brand new stuff. Anyways, Author out! ♥

[The Author left the chat]

Mono: Well then, I shall say this. Court is adjorned.

Twenty-Three: That was frikin fun.

Scarf: So... I am free?

Mono: Yes, with all the evidence we could muster, House Six is the thief, who else she had help, I don't know. But now we know who stole from us.

Six: ... Well then, Flashie go get Bread Boy, we're gonna go grocery shopping. With this we will buy fruits, creme, cheese, and other food for Christmas dinner.

Flashlight Girl: Yeah, sure. I will also slap some sense on Bargainer since he is still crying over his money.

[Flashlight Girl left the chat]

The Pretender: lol who wouldn't?

Five: can I join?!

Six: Sure son :)

Five: Yay!

[Five left the chat]

[Six left the chat]

Two: I'm getting RCG and i am gonna use her credit card. We're gonna go gift shopping.

Twenty-Three: Coming with.

Una: Same!

The Pretender: In the end... you are all using my money...

Two: Shhhhhhh

[Two left the chat]

[Una left the chat]

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

The Pretender: Ugh, why am I even friends with you all. You are just extras RCG had, extras I didn't want.

Three: Tho admit you like hanging out with us.

The Pretender: Pfft hah yeah sure. In your wildest dreams.

[The Pretender left the chat]

[Three left the chat]

Mono: Gotta fix the house and make some new traps and bombs then. Seven, Scarf?

Scarf: MAKING THINGS GO BOOM??? YES

Seven: Sure.

[Mono left the chat]

[Seven left the chat]

[Scarf left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.