'Mono'mania
[Six created a chat]
[Six added Seven, Twenty-Three, Three, Mono, Two, One, Five, Flashlight Girl, Raincoat Girl]
Six: I have been waiting for so long...
Six: For a miracle to come...
Six: Everyone told me to be strong.
Six: Hold on, and don't shead a tear.
[Seven is online]
Seven: Six are you qouting another song?
Six: Nope, I am practicing my.... 'Mono'louge.
Seven: Aha, I saw what you did there.
Six: Mono should see us do this around him it would be so hilarious.
Seven: He would totally be pissed. He would use his ladle on us again.
Seven: That or give us another horrible survival test in the woods of hugging trees.
Seven: That or reenact the Hunger Games and you'll be Katniss and I am Peeta.
Six: Okay, I get it.
Six: But it would be worth it.
Seven: And commence the mono- words!
Seven: I, uh, need a dictionary since I don't really know most of the words.
[Mono is online]
[Six cleared the chat]
Mono: Six why did you add another chat?... And this one doesn't have the other people...
Mono: And why did you clear the chat?
Six: Nothing...
[Twenty-Three is online]
Twenty-Three: Hey guys, did you see my umbrella?
Six: No we didn't
Twenty-Three: But it's not that hard to see.
Mono: Tell us then what it looks like.
Twenty-Three: Well, it's mint green (obviously), and has my...
Twenty-Three: 'Mono'gram.
Six: WOW, THAT WAS WITTY!
Seven: pfft...
[Two is online]
Two: Wow, that's so...
Mono: How dare you Twenty-Three.
Twenty-Three: Sorry not sorry h- friend.
[One is online]
One: Guys? Did you see this place before?
Seven: What place?
One: It is beside... a.... 'Mono'lith. It is very beautiful.
Mono: Wow. Another one.
Six: YAS.
Seven: One wins!
Twenty-Three: Hey mine was funny too!
Six: Right now, I am eating a... 'Mono'germ.
Mono: Oh god no pls stop.
[Five is online]
Five: Uncle Mono has a germ?
Two: Ew.
Six: No! It's a fruit!
Mono: Pls stop the mono- words, I get it okay?
Six: No.
Twenty-Three: we are just starting.
Seven: I haven't said my mono- word yet!
Seven: Oh oh!
Seven: The Lady is a good example for a...
Seven: 'Mono'cratic leader.
One: Ba dum tss.
Mono: Ugh, I shall qoute Scar and say...
Mono: I am surrounded by idiots.
Five: But Scar is scary Uncle Mono...
Mono: Is he?
Six: A horrible 'Mono'cratic leader at that.
Two: Tru.
Mono: How many more mono- words are ya'll gonna say hm?...
Six: Until you get pissed.
Seven: We are that suicidal lol.
[Three is online]
Three: What is happening here?...
Twenty-Three: Sometimes I like reenacting the...
Mono: Don't you finish it.
Twenty-Three: 'Mono'dies of the plays.
Two: AHA!
Three: Wow, I am sitting back and watching this unfold.
Mono: *faceplams*
Six: TWENTY-THREE IS AT THE LEAD!!
Seven: GRAB THE DICTIONARY FIVE HELP ME FIND MORE MONO- WORDS.
Five: Oookay?
Six: No, Five. Sweetie plum. Tater tots. Poptarts. My son. My precious little bush boy. My sweet innocent child... You wanna be good to Mommy right?
Five: Yes! I never had a Mommy before...
Two: Oh god.
Mono: Just stop.
Six: So, be a good son, obey my word, and please hand me the dictionary.
Five: But Daddy asked first?...
Seven: Six I asked for the dictionary first.
Six: Listen, Five. When Mommy asks for something, that favor is law, so while I am still saying please, please give me the dictionary and I can give you all the sweets you could want.
Six: By the courtesy of Twenty-Three, of course.
Twenty-Three: Please, stop...
Mono: Nooooo when she does that she'll put a mono- word.
Twenty-Three: 'Mono'polizing Five.
Twenty-Three: Don't be a 'Mono'polist.
Six: OKAY THAT WAS WITTY.
Twenty-Three: :P
Seven: HURRY WE BETTER GET OUR MONO- WORDS BEFORE TWENTY-THREE USES THEM ALL!!!
Two: I want no part of this, I just want to watch everyone try thier best.
One: Ahem.
Two: And support One, of course.
Six: Honey Sugarpot that is named Five, which I can proudly say is my son since he is so nice and innocent unlike me, hand me the dictionary, please.
Five: Okay Mommy.
Seven: NO FIVE, which side are you on?
Five: It's okay Daddy, there are other dictionaries.
Twenty-Three: And a Merriam Webster, which is now the reason for my lead.
Seven: Oh you are such a good son! Daddy is so proud to have a kind son like you. Ah my heart.
Five: Anything for my family :D
[Five is offline]
Twenty-Three: Hurry I am making a new mono- word sentence...
Six: OKAY!
Six: Hey Mono.
Mono: No.
Six: Wanna play.... 'Mono'poly?
Seven: NOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T I THOUGHT THAT SOONER?
One: DANG IT!!! THAT GAME!!!
Mono: Actually I do like that game though.
Twenty-Three: I bankrupted Mono tons of times. I 'Mono'polized him so badly.
Mono: Haha. Stop it.
Six: okay when did you two played Monopoly together and we didn't found out?
Twenty-Three: Duh, us friends gotta stick together.
[Raincoat Girl is online]
Raincoat Girl: What are you guys doing?
Raincoat Girl: Oh this is fun...
[Flashlight Girl is online]
Flashlight Girl: Why are you making me online oh...
Raincoat Girl: Let's watch this.
Flashlight Girl: Where is my popcorn ehe...
Three: Welcome to te bystander side!
Raincoat Girl: YEET.
Mono: Are you done with the mono- words?
Seven: I would like to try to ride a... 'Mono'rail one time.
Mono: And we are not.
One: Okay I should think of something!
Two: Go bby Gooo!!!
One: This is so... 'Mono'tonous.
Seven: No, Mono is 'Mono'tonous.
Mono: EXCUSE ME.
Mono: I AM NOT MONOTONOUS.
Seven: Are you pissed yet?
Mono: *sigh* You want me pissed bro?
Raincoat Girl: Okay, I know I am just a bystander watching but...
Raincoat Girl: A butler always wears a... 'Mono'cle.
Seven: HA!
Twenty-Three: Oh that was good!
Mono: Pls stop.
Six: So wanna play... 'Mono'poly later Mono?
Seven: Or ride a... 'Mono'rail?
Twenty-Three: Or learn about a 'Mono'chord.
One: Or learn about the 'Mono'type style of art?
Mono: Oh god...
Six: Be always careful about carbon 'Mono'xide!
Twenty-Three: Or use a 'Mono'cular?
Seven: Or wear a 'Mono'cle insted of a bag?
One: Mono, don't move a single 'Mono'meter.
Raincoat Girl: I am still a bystander but... Want to do 'Mono'graphing?
Mono: JUST STOP.
Six: But this is not 'Mono'tonous!
One: Nor 'Mono'chromatic!
Raincoat Girl: or 'Mono'phonic! And I am still a bystander here!
Mono: WHY WON'T YOU STOP?
Twenty-Three: Cuz this is 'Mono'mania, hon!
Seven: Ooooooh witty Twenty-Three!
One: 'Mono'mania it is!
Mono: OKAY, I am pissed already.
Two: Guys have you seen my monopod?
Mono: Okay, I get it already.
One: Two I thought you won't participate!
Six: That was funny! Why didn't I thought of that?!
Two: No I'm serious. I lost my monopod, the one I stole in the Maw's shopping center.
Mono: Okay, no more mono- words. I get it now.
Two: I AM NOT JOKING, WHERE. IS. MY. MONOPOD?
One: Oh right... Her... 'Mono'pod.
Two: I LOST MY MONOPODDDD!!!
Two: IT WAS SOO HARD TO STEALLLLL!!!
Two: I AM SO UPSETTTT...
[Two is offline]
Six: I still have lots of mono- words here I want to try.
Mono: NO.
Six: Oooooooh are you pissed already?!
Seven: Okay! Everyone let's meet up in hell!
Mono: YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN A 'MONO'METER. BEFORE I CATCH YOU, PUT YOU IN A POP SURVIVAL QUIZ, AND HIT YOU WITH A LADLE IN THAT PROCESS!
Twenty-Three: HA, HE USED HIS OWN NAME!!!
Mono: Twenty-Three, hon, you wanna be in my survival pop quiz later?
Twenty-Three: I-I'll just buy you Cheetos?
Mono: Good. 10 boxes of Cheetos.
Twenty-Three: BUT THAT'S MORE THAN YOUR LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF CHEETOS MONO!
Mono: Then that's a no then. Enjoy my pop quiz. =)
Twenty-Three: nooooo...
Mono: I'll show ya'll how 'Mono'tonous I am!
Flashlight Girl: Just so ya know. I am a bystander.
Three: Same for me.
[Flashlight Girl is offline]
[Three is offline]
Raincoat Girl: Six? It was nice to meet you.
Six: Same for you.
Six: Seven, I love you even if we are gonna die.
Seven: I♥U too Six.
One: Let's hope Mono would not be hard on us.
Mono: Hahahahahahhahahahahah meee? Hard on youuuuu?
Six: Mono is sounding sarcastic, he is angry.
Twenty-Three: Monoooooo plssss...
Mono: You wanted this. You get what you deserve.
Mono: see you all in the forest, 20 minutes tops.
Raincoat Girl: I am just a bystander here-
Mono: Nope, you are also part of that pop quiz. Good luck newbie.
[Mono is offline]
Six: He is beyond pissed.
Raincoat Girl: I am scared.
Seven: But it was worth it.
One: tru.
Twenty-Three: At least he didn't thought of reenacting Hunger Games and Six would be Katniss and Seven is like Peeta.
Raincoat Girl: Would I be Rue?
Six: She dies.
Raincoat Girl: well I died.
Twenty-Three: Whatever, let's not keep Mono waiting.
[Twenty-Three is offline]
Six: hold on... Did Mono just call TT hon a while ago? And TT called him hon too?
Seven: Implying?...
One: Dang it was have a pop quiz today, move romance for later.
[One is offline]
Six: ARE THEY DATING?
Seven: Maybe they were being sarcastic.
Six: Hmmm...
Seven: But romance, Monee, everyting else later Six. The pop quiz starts at 15 minutes, we don't want to be in the forest for an extra of 30 minutes.
Six: CRAP.
[Six is offline]
[Seven is offline]
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