'Mono'mania

[Six created a chat]

[Six added Seven, Twenty-Three, Three, Mono, Two, One, Five, Flashlight Girl, Raincoat Girl]

Six: I have been waiting for so long...

Six: For a miracle to come...

Six: Everyone told me to be strong.

Six: Hold on, and don't shead a tear.

[Seven is online]

Seven: Six are you qouting another song?

Six: Nope, I am practicing my.... 'Mono'louge.

Seven: Aha, I saw what you did there.

Six: Mono should see us do this around him it would be so hilarious.

Seven: He would totally be pissed. He would use his ladle on us again.

Seven: That or give us another horrible survival test in the woods of hugging trees.

Seven: That or reenact the Hunger Games and you'll be Katniss and I am Peeta.

Six: Okay, I get it.

Six: But it would be worth it.

Seven: And commence the mono- words!

Seven: I, uh, need a dictionary since I don't really know most of the words.

[Mono is online]

[Six cleared the chat]

Mono: Six why did you add another chat?... And this one doesn't have the other people...

Mono: And why did you clear the chat?

Six: Nothing...

[Twenty-Three is online]

Twenty-Three: Hey guys, did you see my umbrella?

Six: No we didn't

Twenty-Three: But it's not that hard to see.

Mono: Tell us then what it looks like.

Twenty-Three: Well, it's mint green (obviously), and has my...

Twenty-Three: 'Mono'gram.

Six: WOW, THAT WAS WITTY!

Seven: pfft...

[Two is online]

Two: Wow, that's so...

Mono: How dare you Twenty-Three.

Twenty-Three: Sorry not sorry h- friend.

[One is online]

One: Guys? Did you see this place before?

Seven: What place?

One: It is beside... a.... 'Mono'lith. It is very beautiful.

Mono: Wow. Another one.

Six: YAS.

Seven: One wins!

Twenty-Three: Hey mine was funny too!

Six: Right now, I am eating a... 'Mono'germ.

Mono: Oh god no pls stop.

[Five is online]

Five: Uncle Mono has a germ?

Two: Ew.

Six: No! It's a fruit!

Mono: Pls stop the mono- words, I get it okay?

Six: No.

Twenty-Three: we are just starting.

Seven: I haven't said my mono- word yet!

Seven: Oh oh!

Seven: The Lady is a good example for a...

Seven: 'Mono'cratic leader.

One: Ba dum tss.

Mono: Ugh, I shall qoute Scar and say...

Mono: I am surrounded by idiots.

Five: But Scar is scary Uncle Mono...

Mono: Is he?

Six: A horrible 'Mono'cratic leader at that.

Two: Tru.

Mono: How many more mono- words are ya'll gonna say hm?...

Six: Until you get pissed.

Seven: We are that suicidal lol.

[Three is online]

Three: What is happening here?...

Twenty-Three: Sometimes I like reenacting the...

Mono: Don't you finish it.

Twenty-Three: 'Mono'dies of the plays.

Two: AHA!

Three: Wow, I am sitting back and watching this unfold.

Mono: *faceplams*

Six: TWENTY-THREE IS AT THE LEAD!!

Seven: GRAB THE DICTIONARY FIVE HELP ME FIND MORE MONO- WORDS.

Five: Oookay?

Six: No, Five. Sweetie plum. Tater tots. Poptarts. My son. My precious little bush boy. My sweet innocent child... You wanna be good to Mommy right?

Five: Yes! I never had a Mommy before...

Two: Oh god.

Mono: Just stop.

Six: So, be a good son, obey my word, and please hand me the dictionary.

Five: But Daddy asked first?...

Seven: Six I asked for the dictionary first.

Six: Listen, Five. When Mommy asks for something, that favor is law, so while I am still saying please, please give me the dictionary and I can give you all the sweets you could want.

Six: By the courtesy of Twenty-Three, of course.

Twenty-Three: Please, stop...

Mono: Nooooo when she does that she'll put a mono- word.

Twenty-Three: 'Mono'polizing Five.

Twenty-Three: Don't be a 'Mono'polist.

Six: OKAY THAT WAS WITTY.

Twenty-Three: :P

Seven: HURRY WE BETTER GET OUR MONO- WORDS BEFORE TWENTY-THREE USES THEM ALL!!!

Two: I want no part of this, I just want to watch everyone try thier best.

One: Ahem.

Two: And support One, of course.

Six: Honey Sugarpot that is named Five, which I can proudly say is my son since he is so nice and innocent unlike me, hand me the dictionary, please.

Five: Okay Mommy.

Seven: NO FIVE, which side are you on?

Five: It's okay Daddy, there are other dictionaries.

Twenty-Three: And a Merriam Webster, which is now the reason for my lead.

Seven: Oh you are such a good son! Daddy is so proud to have a kind son like you. Ah my heart.

Five: Anything for my family :D

[Five is offline]

Twenty-Three: Hurry I am making a new mono- word sentence...

Six: OKAY!

Six: Hey Mono.

Mono: No.

Six: Wanna play.... 'Mono'poly?

Seven: NOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T I THOUGHT THAT SOONER?

One: DANG IT!!! THAT GAME!!!

Mono: Actually I do like that game though.

Twenty-Three: I bankrupted Mono tons of times. I 'Mono'polized him so badly.

Mono: Haha. Stop it.

Six: okay when did you two played Monopoly together and we didn't found out?

Twenty-Three: Duh, us friends gotta stick together.

[Raincoat Girl is online]

Raincoat Girl: What are you guys doing?

Raincoat Girl: Oh this is fun...

[Flashlight Girl is online]

Flashlight Girl: Why are you making me online oh...

Raincoat Girl: Let's watch this.

Flashlight Girl: Where is my popcorn ehe...

Three: Welcome to te bystander side!

Raincoat Girl: YEET.

Mono: Are you done with the mono- words?

Seven: I would like to try to ride a... 'Mono'rail one time.

Mono: And we are not.

One: Okay I should think of something!

Two: Go bby Gooo!!!

One: This is so... 'Mono'tonous.

Seven: No, Mono is 'Mono'tonous.

Mono: EXCUSE ME.

Mono: I AM NOT MONOTONOUS.

Seven: Are you pissed yet?

Mono: *sigh* You want me pissed bro?

Raincoat Girl: Okay, I know I am just a bystander watching but...

Raincoat Girl: A butler always wears a... 'Mono'cle.

Seven: HA!

Twenty-Three: Oh that was good!

Mono: Pls stop.

Six: So wanna play... 'Mono'poly later Mono?

Seven: Or ride a... 'Mono'rail?

Twenty-Three: Or learn about a 'Mono'chord.

One: Or learn about the 'Mono'type style of art?

Mono: Oh god...

Six: Be always careful about carbon 'Mono'xide!

Twenty-Three: Or use a 'Mono'cular?

Seven: Or wear a 'Mono'cle insted of a bag?

One: Mono, don't move a single 'Mono'meter.

Raincoat Girl: I am still a bystander but... Want to do 'Mono'graphing?

Mono: JUST STOP.

Six: But this is not 'Mono'tonous!

One: Nor 'Mono'chromatic!

Raincoat Girl: or 'Mono'phonic! And I am still a bystander here!

Mono: WHY WON'T YOU STOP?

Twenty-Three: Cuz this is 'Mono'mania, hon!

Seven: Ooooooh witty Twenty-Three!

One: 'Mono'mania it is!

Mono: OKAY, I am pissed already.

Two: Guys have you seen my monopod?

Mono: Okay, I get it already.

One: Two I thought you won't participate!

Six: That was funny! Why didn't I thought of that?!

Two: No I'm serious. I lost my monopod, the one I stole in the Maw's shopping center.

Mono: Okay, no more mono- words. I get it now.

Two: I AM NOT JOKING, WHERE. IS. MY. MONOPOD?

One: Oh right... Her... 'Mono'pod.

Two: I LOST MY MONOPODDDD!!!

Two: IT WAS SOO HARD TO STEALLLLL!!!

Two: I AM SO UPSETTTT...

[Two is offline]

Six: I still have lots of mono- words here I want to try.

Mono: NO.

Six: Oooooooh are you pissed already?!

Seven: Okay! Everyone let's meet up in hell!

Mono: YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN A 'MONO'METER. BEFORE I CATCH YOU, PUT YOU IN A POP SURVIVAL QUIZ, AND HIT YOU WITH A LADLE IN THAT PROCESS!

Twenty-Three: HA, HE USED HIS OWN NAME!!!

Mono: Twenty-Three, hon, you wanna be in my survival pop quiz later?

Twenty-Three: I-I'll just buy you Cheetos?

Mono: Good. 10 boxes of Cheetos.

Twenty-Three: BUT THAT'S MORE THAN YOUR LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF CHEETOS MONO!

Mono: Then that's a no then. Enjoy my pop quiz. =)

Twenty-Three: nooooo...

Mono: I'll show ya'll how 'Mono'tonous I am!

Flashlight Girl: Just so ya know. I am a bystander.

Three: Same for me.

[Flashlight Girl is offline]

[Three is offline]

Raincoat Girl: Six? It was nice to meet you.

Six: Same for you.

Six: Seven, I love you even if we are gonna die.

Seven: I♥U too Six.

One: Let's hope Mono would not be hard on us.

Mono: Hahahahahahhahahahahah meee? Hard on youuuuu?

Six: Mono is sounding sarcastic, he is angry.

Twenty-Three: Monoooooo plssss...

Mono: You wanted this. You get what you deserve.

Mono: see you all in the forest, 20 minutes tops.

Raincoat Girl: I am just a bystander here-

Mono: Nope, you are also part of that pop quiz. Good luck newbie.

[Mono is offline]

Six: He is beyond pissed.

Raincoat Girl: I am scared.

Seven: But it was worth it.

One: tru.

Twenty-Three: At least he didn't thought of reenacting Hunger Games and Six would be Katniss and Seven is like Peeta.

Raincoat Girl: Would I be Rue?

Six: She dies.

Raincoat Girl: well I died.

Twenty-Three: Whatever, let's not keep Mono waiting.

[Twenty-Three is offline]

Six: hold on... Did Mono just call TT hon a while ago? And TT called him hon too?

Seven: Implying?...

One: Dang it was have a pop quiz today, move romance for later.

[One is offline]

Six: ARE THEY DATING?

Seven: Maybe they were being sarcastic.

Six: Hmmm...

Seven: But romance, Monee, everyting else later Six. The pop quiz starts at 15 minutes, we don't want to be in the forest for an extra of 30 minutes.

Six: CRAP.

[Six is offline]

[Seven is offline]

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