Is it Canon? Or is it Not?
[Six is online]
[Cindy is online]
[Seven is online]
[Twenty-Three is online]
[Rodger is online]
[Granny is online]
Cindy: SIX IS SEVIX CANON?
Six: Wait, what's a canon?
Seven: I think those are the things that shoot metal balls to another ship or fort.... Or smthg idk.
Cindy: DO YOU LIKE SEVEN SIX?!
Twenty-Three: Whoa what's wrong with you?
Six: I-...
Cindy: JUST TO KNOW FOR SURE.
Rodger: Why the sudden interest over that?
Cindy: JUST TO KNOW FOR SURE.
Rodger: It's about the LN2 isn't it?
Cindy: Maybe.... I still ship them!
Seven: Okay! Cindy chill out what's wrong with you?!
Cindy: I'm still believing the Sevix love is real...
Six: Well it is real.
Seven: WHAT?!
Cindy: REALLY YES!
Cindy: And how bout you Seven c'mon I know you like her.
Seven: Fuck it, yeah it do.
Cindy: YES! I NEEDED THIS REASSURANCE I'M DEAD!
Granny: Hold on young man did you just swear?
Seven: Yeah, and so?
Cindy: Chill Grans, people swear a lot nowadays.
Granny: That is still not acceptable!
Cindy: Hey, I just did said this book contains vulgular language. So I'mma cuss anyone and everyone.
Rodger: So-
Cindy: Except you.
Rodger: Listen I don't swear like how much you said.
Cindy: In this book you cuss like an fucking drunk sailor so you stay that way.
Granny: Language! *holds 1-800-holywater*
Cindy: Where did you find that?
Granny: Your free shipping is also available in the Maw, I got myself some.
Cindy: Gran, no matter how many holywater you buy, you will never look so holy.
Seven: Pfft.
Twenty-Three: Why does she always have to roast eveyone?
Six: She's either stupid, or brave.
Seven: Stupidly brave.
Six: I wouldn't said that twice.
Granny: *gasped* You dare to say that? You little sh*t.
Cindy: And I thought you didn't cuss.
Granny: What I meant young lady is that you censored the cussing words.
Cindy: I don't fucking want to.
[Chef 2 is online]
Chef 2: Ladies, please calm down.
Cindy: Is she still called a lady even for that age?!
Granny: When you step on the ocean, I tell you, I'm gonna drown you.
Cindy: Good thing I won't go to the ocean.
Twenty-Three: *ahem* Cindy, in December, you will.
Cindy: SHIT.
Granny: Now before I do that, apologize to me.
Cindy: Funny thing is, you ain't real.
Granny: Like how Sevix ain't real?
Cindy: THAT'S CANON, THEY JUST CONFESSED!
Granny: I beg to differ for the game.
Cindy: Damn it, why did the creators HAD to kill Seven? I mean, why couldn't have been another Nome? Or that first Nome Six met. But noooooo, it HAD to be Seven.
Seven: You are really upset.
Cindy: Yeah, did they do that so we could feel some attachment issuses to you?! Ahhhh I'm crying!
Granny: Hey you are ignoring me.
Cindy: <(;□;)> WHYYYYYYY?! NOW SEVIX IS NOT GAME CANNON!
Twenty-Three: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will log out.
Seven: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will be Cindy again.
Six: In 3, 2, 1, Cindy will fake die and resurrect again.
Twenty-Three: We are betting now are we?
Seven: Yeah.
Twenty-Three: Who ever loses has to chase all slugs.
Seven: That's a death wish, but sure.
Six: Bring it on.
Cindy: *rolls on the floor and sobs* WHY IT AIN'T CANNON FGS?!
Twenty-Three: In 3, 2, 1.
Cindy: *still crying*
Seven: Aw man, now what do we do? We all lost.
Six: Dang it.
Cindy: You all chase slugs, I'm heading to my room and cry some more.
[Cindy is offline]
Twenty-Three: But she did log out.
Seven: Yeah, but she cried first, and after like 4 seconds she logged out.
Six: Do we really have to chase those slugs?
Seven: Let me just tell you.
Six: What?
Seven: It was all Twenty-Three's idea.
Twenty-Three: Wha- Hey! I was betting for myself then you cut in, making it a real bet!
Six: Really now?
Twenty-Three: Whatever! Let's just chase some slugs!
Seven: How about some shadow children?
Twenty-Three: If we ever meet them I have my oil lamp to singe them.
Six: Savage, but I have my lighter to burn them.
Seven: I have my flashlight... To um, dissolve them.
Twenty-Three: Yeah sure.
Six: Let's just go ghost/slug hunting.
Seven: The more slugs and shadow children dissolved wins, and gets to eat Chef 1's secret sweet stash.
[Chef 1 is online]
Chef 1: Someone was talking about me-
Chef 1: WHAT?!
Six: You are on!
[Six is offline]
[Twenty-Three is offline]
[Seven is offline]
Rodger: They sure are betting a lot.
Granny: Let them be, they are kids.
Chef 2: Yeah, somehow.
Chef 1: I JUST HEARD THEY WILL EAT MY SECRET STASH!
Chef 2: Just let them be.
Chef 1: NOOOOO!
Wattpad: Publish Finished
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