I know some people are theorizing Mono is the Broadcaster's son.... I don't (sorta)

Welp it's like Six and the Lady is related all over again (which is not a true theory)

But since I made Six the Lady's daughter, let's make Mono the Broadcaster's son for more sheer humor.

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.: Little Nightmares Chat by Cindy and TT :.

[Flashlight Girl is online]

[The Pretender is online]

[Bread Boy is online]

[Three is online]

[Five is online]

[Two is online]

Flashlight Girl: Omg it was so hilarious!!!

Bread Boy: I can't believe it!!!

Bread Boy: I am so happy I managed to record a video of it!

The Pretender: SEND THAT TO ME LATER, PLS N THANKS.

Bread Boy: YOU JUST SAID THANKS AND PLS!!!

The Pretender: That was like comic gold! So yeah I would love to have that vid.

Two: Agreed, I never laughed so loud in my life!

Five: Even if it was very funny, I pity Uncle Mono and Aunt Twenty-Three...

[Rodger is online]

Rodger: What are you all talking about?

Flashlight Girl: Well, Mono made a pop quiz for Six, Seven, TT, One, and RGC.

Two: Cuz they pissed him with mono- words.

Rodger: Like... our 'Mono'cratic leader, the Lady?

Two: Yas, Seven made that one.

Bread Boy: Going back, they were all suffering a good two hours of nature. At the end, the Hunter showed up.

Rodger: Oh, okay, that dude.

The Pretender: The Hunter said that he will be the last question, and Twenty-Three K.O.'d him.

Rodger: Fear young lasses I always say.

Three: but then the others, Six, Seven, RGC, One, got so pissed they wouldn't get a grade for defeating the Hunter so they chased TT.

Rodger: Ahuh.

Five: Aunt Twenty-Three asked Uncle Mono's help and so Aunt Twenty-Three was being chased by Mom, Dad, RGC, and One, then they were also being chased by Uncle Mono.

Rodger: That is quite the picture to see- wait why do you call Twenty-Three and Mono your Aunt and Uncle?

Flashlight Girl: Let's not mind that, they are a very wierd family. Going back, while the kids were having a chase a thon, the Hunter joined too!

Bread Boy: It was a wild goose chase, a very wild goose chase.

The Pretender: My lungs never hurt this much!

Flashlight Girl: You know how many times RGC tripped? Or Two got bush-slapped? Or to the fact Seven went Tarzan?!

Rodger: Okay that is hilarious.

Bread Boy: I would send you the vid... But I forgot you can't see, no offence.

Rodger: But I could hear it.

Bread Boy: Y'okay then.

[Bread Boy sent a video]

The Pretender: HAHAHHAHA!!!!

Flashlight Girl: LOL.

Bread Boy: Oh the Hunter should've seen it coming for chasing them all!

Two: But hey, at least they got thier grade for the last test!

Three: MY GOD THERE'S A PART IN THIS VIDEO YOU DROPPED YOUR PHONE CUZ YOU ARE LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!

Bread Boy: I can't keep in in!!! I literally ROLF'ed!

[Six is online]

[Seven is online]

[Mono is online]

[Twenty-Three is online]

[One is online]

[Raincoat Girl is online]

Flashlight Girl: Oh crappa.

Six: What are you all talking about?...

Bread Boy: NOTHING!

Seven: Wow I look so cool at swinging on those vines in that forest.

Mono: And falling down to the ground face first.

Seven: You saw NOTHING.

Seven: NOTHING I tell you.

One: Can I get the video for reminicing that hilarious day?

Bread Boy: yeah u sure can.

Twenty-Three: I am gonna make a remix of Seven before and after falling. U will cry.

The Pretender: Send to my phone!!!

Seven: Argh I hate ya'll.

Six: Let them be...

Six: Although I am interested in that remix video.

Seven: SIX.

Twenty-Three: I better get started then!

[Twenty-Three is offline]

[Cindy is online]

Cindy: HALLO, BONGIORNO!!

Rodger: Hello Cindy, nice to see that you are still crazy.

Cindy: YESTERDAY WAS HILARIOUS!!!

Bread Boy: Agreed!

The Pretender: I never laughed so much in my life!

Cindy: But at least you laughed.

The Pretender: Tru.

[The Broadcaster joined the chat]

The Broadcaster: H E L L O.

Cindy: HOLD ON I NEVER INVITED U.

Mono: oh crap...

Six: Oh dear...

Flashlight Girl: Who is he?

Rodger: Oh it's that jerk.

Mono: This will be a long day...

The Broadcaster: Wow, you added The Lady, this stout blind man, those fat cooks even if they don't even chat, even that old water hag, but you didn't invite me!

Rodger: You only got the Lady right, we have names you know?

The Broadcaster: Do you?

Cindy: I DON'T WANNA ADD U AND THE OTHERS YET, SO GET OUT.

Cindy: HOW DID YOU BYPASS MY PASSWORD ANYWAYS?

The Broadcaster: I am the owner of the famous Signal Tower, I control the Viewers, even if I know you stole one of my Wi-Fi towers, Cindy, I CAN DO ANYTHING I PLEASE AND ENTER ANYONE'S CHAT.

Cindy: My god you are a hacker.

The Broadcaster: I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE INTERNET.

The Broadcaster: I KNOW YOUR BACKGROUNDS.

The Broadcaster: I KNOW YOUR DARK SECRETS.

The Broadcaster: I KNOW WHAT SECRETS YOU HIDE AND WHO YOU REALLY ARE CINDY, OR SHOULD I SAY CA*******.

Cindy: Glad I added a censor system when someone says my real name. Wooh.

The Broadcaster: THEN I CAN TAKE IT OFF.

The Broadcaster: I CAN ALSO SEND A PIC OF UR FACE. I CAN TELL THEM WHERE U LIVE, E V E R Y T H I N G!

The Broadcaster: I CAN DO WHAT I PLEASE!

Two: I love the Internet, but I am getting paranoid since there are people like this guy in the shadows.....

One: That's why you put passwords.

Mono: Ugh...

Mono: Please stop, you are embarrassing me...

Mono: Dad.

Six: W U T.

Seven: *spits out his drink* W H U T.

Raincoat Girl: THAT IS SOME JUICY GOSSIP RIGHT THERE!!!

Flashlight Girl: Spread the word!!!

The Broadcaster: HELLO MY PRECIOUS SON!!! LOOK, EVEN MY OWN PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGELIC SON DIDN'T INVITE ME INTO THIS CHAT!!!

Mono: Oh no...

Six: pfft...

Seven: Precious, sweet angelic son? That is me decribing Five right there. But for Mono?...

Mono: wanna be hit bro?

The Broadcaster: THE ONE TIME HE TALKED TO ME WAS JUST TO USE MY MONEY TO BUY TWO BOXES OF ASSORTED BREAD! AND HE DIDN'T TOLD ME HE WOULD BUY, CUZ I COULD'VE GAVE HIM MORE MONEY TO BUY TEN!

The Broadcaster: I COULD ALSO BUY TEN - NAH, TWENTY BOXES OF CHEETOS, BUT DID HE ASK FOR IT? NO!

Cindy: ...

Mono: this is so embarrassing...

Bread Boy: How did he know...

The Broadcaster: REMEMBER I K N O W E V E R Y T H I N G BREAD BOY!!!

Mono: Cindy, can you please block him?...

Cindy: I am thinking that, but he can just hack his way into our chat again...

The Broadcaster: HOW DARE U MY SON U BLOCK YOUR OWN FATHER! I SHOULD DISOWN U!

Mono: Then do just that, be my guest.

The Broadcaster: G AAAAAAA SSSS PPPPPPP!!!

[The Sadistic Teacher joined the chat].

Cindy: STOP JOINING MY CHAT WITHOUT MY INVITATION!!!

The Sadistic Teacher: This is why I told u to hang out with ur son often, look what he has become.

The Broadcaster: My son.... why?...

The Sadistic Teacher: Now this is not my problem, u handle him. I'm just a teacher.

[The Sadistic Teacher is offline]

Cindy: AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE MY CHAT!!!

Six: Hey Mono.

Mono: What?

Six: *puts a hand on Mono's shoulder while smiling understandingly* I kno how it feels.

Mono: Gladly.

[The Lady is online]

The Lady: Why is it so noisy here?!

The Lady: I can't consentrate with my phone firing off!

Six: Then mute your phone Mom! How many times I told ya that?

The Lady: Don't teach me anything, I am not what you called me last time.

Six: A boomer?

Two: Owwwwwhhh!!!

Seven: I was there when this burning exchange happened. I think my lungs got exsercised.

The Lady: U ungreatul brat.

Six: back to u ma.

The Broadcaster: Why is your child and my child so bad-mannered?!

The Lady: I know right?

Six: Cuz u evil.

Mono: U annoying.

Six: U irritating.

Mono: U embarrass me.

Cindy: i wanna join this 'children with parent problems club' too.

Five: Why?...

Cindy: Cuz I have issues too, lol. ( ; v ;)

Flashlight Girl: You have issues?

Three: QUICK! SPREAD THE WORD CINDY HAS PARENT ISSUES!

Cindy: SHUT UP THREE BEFORE I MAKE U.

The Lady: My god. I am so utterly upset. You are grounded.

Six: Aaaaaand, anything but that Ma.

Six: u beautiful.

Six: I love u

Six: Mom just don't ground me, I love u.

Six: Mom.

Six: mommy.

Six: Ma.

Cindy: wow, sweet talking.

Three: Five you should learn to sweet talk too so you can get what u want.

Five: O...kay?

Cindy: DON'T TEACH MY GODSON ANY DIRTY TRICKS.

Bread Boy: Since when was he your godson?

Flashlight Girl: Weird family remember?

The Lady: Okay that's how you wanna play? U GROUNDED.

Six: MA I LOVE U

Six: MA U SO BEAUTIFUL

Six: MA U SO AWESOME.

Six: MAAAAA!!!

Six: MA I'M SORRY JUST DON'T GOUND ME.

The Lady: Good! You better treat your elders, and your mother, right! :D

Six: MA U KNOW HOW TO DO EMOTICONS I AM SO PROUD OF U!!!

Raincoat Girl: She can't stop shouting.

Two: So is the Lady accepting she's already an old hag too?

The Lady: WHAT.

Two: What?

Rodger: Oh crikey.

The Lady: YOU LITTLE HOE I AIN'T AN OLD HAG, RODGER, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG?

Rodger: No Ma'am, never.

The Lady: REMEMBER THIS DAY, CUZ NEXT TIME YOU STEAL IN THE MAW'S SHOPPING CENTER, I WILL TAKE AWAY THE OBJECT YOU WANTED TO STEAL THE MOST!

Two: no! Not the make up kits!

The Lady: U HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[The Lady is offline]

Six: ugh she's so dramatic like Shadow Six! When will I ever get a breath from the two?!

Seven: Just so ya kno, I am here for u Six.

Six: Awww, u the best bf I could ask for!

Mono: Wait, is he gone?

The Broadcaster: DID YOU SEE ME LEAVE YOUNG MAN?

Mono: Oh no...

The Broadcaster: I WAS GIVING THOSE TWO MOTHER AND DAUGHTER THIER BONDING! NOW IT'S OUR TIME TO DRAMA MY BOYYYYY!

Mono: Oh god... Dad....

Mono: Can u please leave?... I am embarrassed especially when you type in all caps.

The Broadcaster: I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS CUZ I AM UPSET OF YOU YOUNG MAN! WHY DIDN'T U TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND HUH? WHY DID I HAD TO FIND OUT VIA THE CHATS YOU TWO SEND?

The Broadcaster: SO SAPPY, SO HEARTWARMING, I LOVE IT. I SHIP IT.

Six: WAIT.

Seven: WAT.

Mono: MY GOD STOP STALKING ME DAD!!!

Mono: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT?

The Broadcaster: I CAN'T! CUZ MY BOY IS FINALLY TURNING TO THE MAN I HOPED HE'LL BECOME!

Raincoat Girl: HOLD ON, U KNOW WHO'S MONO'S GF?

The Broadcaster: YES!

Cindy: Everyone is chatting in all caps.

The Pretender: I am sitting back, watching this all unfold.

Three: Like always.

Bread Boy: Pass the popcorn once again.

The Pretender: We should start a group, the bystander group.

Three: Heck yah.

Rodger: I think this is enough drama for me in one day.

Bread Boy: Well ur loss.

[Rodger is offline]

Six: TELL US!

Seven: WHO IS SHE?

Mono: Oh nonononononononono!!!!

The Broadcaster: I KNOW YOUR LITTLE SECRET BOY. YOU DON'T WANT ME TELLING THEM WHO THAT BEAUTIFUL LASS IS RIGHT?

The Broadcaster: (btw, I accept to your relationship with her, u two are so cute together plus she has an awesome background (Okay, admittly I accept your relationship bc of her background)! I'm proud u hooked her up without my help unlike most kids!)

Mono: *sigh*

Mono: What did I say? This will be a loooooooong day...

Six: LISTENING.

Flashlight Girl: TELL US SIR.

Seven: SO WE CAN FIND HER AND MAKE MONEE CANON!

Raincoat Girl: GIVE US THE SAUCE.

Two: SAUUUUUCEEE!!!

The Broadcaster: WHAT WOULD IT BE NOW MY SON? ME SPILLING YOUR SECRET OR U CAN APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING THOSE AND LET YOUR OLD MAN STAY IN THIS CHAT?

Mono: ARGH FINE, you can stay here and stalk us or whatever you'd like to do here...

The Broadcaster: AAAAAAANDDDD???

Mono: I am sorry for saying those things....

Mono: Dad.

The Broadcaster: OH MY SON I SO LOVE U, I AM SO PROUD OF U, AND I CARE FOR U, REMEMBER THAT!!! NOW DADDY HAS TO GO WORK SO BYEEEEEE!

Seven: pfft...

The Broadcaster: TAKE CARE, EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, AND DON'T LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND GIVE YOU TOO MUCH LOVE BITES!

Mono: DAD!

[The Broadcaster is offline]

Cindy: Oh god...

Mono: Don't. You. Dare.

Cindy: I won't but...

Cindy: Let's hope your girlfriend won't give you too much love bites.

Mono: Excuse u I was the one giving her love bites.

Cindy: WHAT.

Cindy: I WILL KILL U.

Five: what's a... love bite?

Six: Nothing u need to know just yet.

Mono: I meant. What? I don't do that. That's gross. I am a gentleman remember?

Mono: Anyways,

Mono: Just don't say anything about this, I am still embarrassed.

Six: I won't...

Six: but Seven here is laughing for the last few minutes.

Seven: SIX!!!

Raincoat Girl: It would have been better if he just told us who she was.

Flashlight Girl: Save u from humilitation.

Mono: cuz u don't know who I am dating. And it's both humiliating so I choose the better one.

Two: WE WILL KNOW WHO SHE IS ONE DAY.

Raincoat Girl: WE'LL ASK YOUR FATHER FOR SPYING STUFF AND WE'LL SPY ON U.

Flashlight Girl: U HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Mono: You know you shouldn't have told me that, now I am aware of what ya'll do. S t u p i d.

Raincoat Girl: CRAP.

Mono: Well I better go now, I must have a word with some of the workers on the spying my phone part......

[Mono is offline]

Six: We never know so much about Mono huh.

Seven: tho if we do manage to spy on them... We can know who the girl is!

Raincoat Girl: To the Tower?

Six: TO THE TOWER MONEE FANS!

[Six is offline]

[Seven is offline]

[Raincoat Girl is offline]

[Flashlight Girl is offline]

One: I am not..

Two: u are coming.

One: Why?...

[One is offline]

[Two is offline]

Bread Boy: This just keeps on being entertaining and entertaining!

The Pretender: TO MY HOT AIR BALLON! WE HAVE MORE HILARIOUS MOMENTS TO RECORD!

Three: WHILE EATING POPCORN AND BREAD AND WEARING 3D GLASSES!

Five: I'll just watch them cuz I am bored...

[Bread Boy is offline]

[The Pretender is offline]

[Three is offline]

[Five is offline]

[Twenty-Three is online]

Twenty-Three: what did I miss?!

Cindy: a lot.

Twenty-Three: ...

Twenty-Three: I am screenshooting this.

Cindy: Rub it to ykw. It'll be sad.

Twenty-Three: oooh yes I am, and also.

Twenty-Three: I gave ykw a that one time.

Cindy: WAT.

Cindy: I DON'T WANT DETAILS. BUT U SHOULD THANK ME FOR HIDING THIS SECRET.

Twenty-Three: Yeah I know, ♥ u for it.

Cindy: i am the best after all!

Cindy: Wanna watch them raid the Tower?

Twenty-Three: So on that. And I'll show u the remix I am working on

Cindy: Woop!

[Cindy is offline]

[Twenty-Three is offline]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.