[Six created a chat: The Club]

[Six added Twenty-Three, Two, Flashlight Girl, Raincoat Girl]

Six: Helllooooo

Two: Heyyyyooo, are we going later?

Six: Yep.

Twenty-Three: same place right?

Six: Yep

Flashlight Girl: I already told Bargainer about this so today's a great time to meet up.

[Scarf joined the chat]

Scarf: Ohohohooooo

Scarf: the club???

Scarf: Where are you ladies partying

Twenty-Three: Hello Scarfie.

Raincoat Girl: Scarf what are you doing here?

Scarf: That's not an important question.

Two: ... Where is Una and Five? Why aren't you with them???

Scarf: No need to mind that as well, ya'll going to a CLUB.

Six: yeah, we're going to our club spot soon.

Scarf: Sweet.

Raincoat Girl: You could join us Scarf, but it may bore you.

Scarf: Pfft please, a CLUB? Never.

Scarf: Where and when, I need to fix myself prior to the schedule. It takes long to look good.

Two: You could just wear casual clothes, we're going somewhere not so special.

Flashlight Girl: You may look like a fool honestly.

Scarf: Pshh ya'll just saying that.

Six: We're going now, and near the diner.

Scarf: Diner??? Didn't remember a club near it.

Scarf: But anyways I'm game.

Twenty-Three: Are we really letting him join us.

Scarf: Ohohoho why? Are you ladies gonna do something I shouldn't know??? Hmmm???

Flashlight Girl: I mean there's nothing wrong with taking him with us.

Six: If he starts to act up we just call his friends to take him.

Two: Or ignore him.

Flashlight Girl: Oo yeah that's a good one.

Raincoat Girl: Just... just let him join.

Scarf: THANK YOU! At least my better sister understands!

Scarf: Plus I can chaperone you girls since who knows will go close and personal to you.

Twenty-Three: You're younger than us but ok.

Six: And I can punch them but thanks Scarf.

Scarf: No problemo Aunties.

[The Pretender joined the chat]

The Pretender: There you are you little [Expletive]

Raincoat Girl: Hello bestie.

The Pretender: Hello as well one of the only person I tolerate.

Scarf: Ah, horrid sister, what brings you here? Dare to stop me from partying?

The Pretender: What.

Scarf: It's nothing, because you may stop me from having fun like the evil villainess you are.

The Pretender: what are you talking about.

The Pretender: Oh.

The Pretender: You mean THAT club?

Scarf: Yep.

Raincoat Girl: Let him join, it's for his own good :)

Scarf: Yessir! I wish I could let Five and Una join but alas, they're busy.

The Pretender: ...

The Pretender: Fine, have fun. Protect them well.

Scarf: Yessss, will do!

[The Pretender left the chat]

| Timeskip |

Two: Scarfie, stop sulking at the end table and sit with us.

Six: We just bought sandwiches and milkshakes!

Scarf: I hate you all.

Flashlight Girl: Eh let him stay there in the back he's not doing any harm.

Twenty-Three: Plus he doesn't really participate our club so can we continue?

Scarf: When I read the chat name, I thought it was gonna be a party and music and LED lights and other stuff.

Scarf: Not a GODDAMN BOOK CLUB.

Scarf: I shouldn't have trusted my horrid sister to let me join this stupid club.

Two: Hey!!!

Six: Excuse u our club is phenomenal.

Scarf: It's not even a book club. It's a cRACK-FANFIC CLUB.

Two: Don't worry Scarf, we're not like this all the time in the Book Club.

Twenty-Three: You just can't appreciate fine art which is Mordetwi fanfics.

Twenty-Three: It's not even that crack.

Two: ✨~Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting staaaarrsss???~✨ 😭😭😭

Flashlight Girl: Or that one Bob the Builder X Dizzy smut.

Six: Oh that one was w i l d.

Twenty-Three: Dang it you guys read it already???

Twenty-Three: and here I thought I found quite a crack.

Scarf: I WANT TO  L E A V E

Raincoat Girl: Did I fool you? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. Am I sorry? Never.

Scarf: THIS IS TORRRTTTUUUREEEE

Six: Oh boy wait till you read one about raining ravioli cause Orlando Bloom said so.

Twenty-Three: Oooo, that is also the one where the Devil was shocked to know that Thanos did something that not even he could do, kill God.

Scarf: The [Expletive] is that fanfic.

Six: Crack fanfic. Read it if you want.

Two: No no, let the boy consume Shrek fanfics first. Those are the starter pack.

Flashlight Girl: Or Teletubbies.

Raincoat Girl: Sometimes they get creepy but yeah.

Twenty-Three: I recommend Shrek X Armin. Or the Bee from the Bee Movie X Shrek X Jungkook.

Twenty-Three: Caution, it has mpreg.

Scarf: Noooooo

Flashlight Girl: OliXShrek

Six: Or the huge stock of Preminger X Reader fanfics.

Two: Bruh that genre is it's own level, it's not crack.

Raincoat Girl: Don u dare stoop our Daddy Preminger to that level.

Scarf: I DON'T WANNA BE IN THIS CLUB ANYMORE.

Two: You weren't in it to begin with.

Scarf: YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY

Raincoat Girl: It's only for today Scarf, don't worry.

Scarf: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE??? HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU CONJURE UP AN IDEA TO MAKE A CRACKFIC CLUB???

Six: Oh well one day while we were all reading I was like, what if we found the most crackiest fanfics out of all fanfics?

Twenty-Three: And now we are just keeping record of it.

Scarf: I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOMMMEEEE

Raincoat Girl: You can if you want to, y'know.

Six: Let's just call in someone to pick him up, he might get lost after all.

Scarf: I know my way home!!!

Six: Really?

Scarf: ...

Scarf: no...

Six: That's what we all thought.

[Scarf added the Pretender]

The Pretender: Hello brat, having fun in the Club?

Scarf: NO AND PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.

The Pretender: Oh you finally found out what kind of club is that?

Scarf: YES I REGRET EVERY DECISION OF IT.

Two: We love your company though!

Twenty-Three: Just a child sulking in the backseat in the end table, do you really not want a sandwich? Or a milkshake?

Scarf: nO.

The Pretender: It's humorous you don't know about the clubs.

Scarf: There's MORE???

Six: Yep.

Two: Cindy and Three with their 'Pancake Buddies' Club.

Flashlight Girl: Bargainer's 'Bread Appreciation' Club.

Six: Shadowy and Dolly's 'Woefully Edgy Wine Drinkers Club'- don't ask how I know this.

The Pretender: My 'I'm cute, ur not' club with me and bestie in it.

Six: wHatttttttt

Raincoat Girl: Uh Bestie I thought we agreed not to talk about it.

The Pretender: Oh [Expletive]

The Pretender: Cat's out of the bag now ig.

Six: How come we are not in that club

The Pretender: Cuz ur not cute, unlike my Bestie and I.

Raincoat Girl: I'm being spoiled and I love it.

Six: Well that hurts.

Two: Bish don worry I gotchu.

Two: We cute.

Six: ❤

Twenty-Three: We could even say your Mean Kids Cult is a club, in a twisted way.

Six: bruh.

Raincoat Girl: bruh.

Two: Cults are twisted clubs...

Two: I was today years old to know that cults are twisted clubs.

Two: Thank you for conjuring that idea in my mind TT, thank you.

Flashlight Girl: ✨ Jeremyism ✨

Two: Jeremyism is not a cult.

Scarf: I can't believe there are oTHER clubs.

Six: yeah and you can join them if you want.

Scarf: I'm offically done with everything. Mostly because of the fanfics I was forced to consume.

Flashlight Girl: Don't overreact.

Twenty-Three: We didn't force you to read it, we were just giving suggestions.

Twenty-Three: You pretended to read it (and actually did) so you wouldn't be as out of place as you already are.

Scarf: I need my broskis, I can't believe my Aunties and sissy did this to me.

Raincoat Girl: ❤  you Scarfie.

Scarf: no

[Scarf left the chat]

The Pretender: so I guess I should go and pick him up right?

Two: Yes pls and quick.

Six: he's insulted our golden fanfics.

Six: He insulted Bibble.

Six: Our lord  B i b b l e.

The Pretender: Ya'll talking about cults when you are worshipping a Barbie Character.

Twenty-Three: Bibble is amazing excuse u.

Flashlight Girl: I tried to share but he dared to insult our lord.

Flashlight Girl: Just like u did.

Two: He's gonna get hurt.

The Pretender: Oh dear.

Twenty-Three: Quickly get over here, GET OVER HERE LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT 😃

Twenty-Three: Because it might 😃

The Pretender: Part of me wants to head there slowly, but fine. I pity the child.

Raincoat Girl: Well that's a miracle to happen.

[The Pretender left the chat]

| Timeskip.... Again |

Six: Today's a great day guys!

Flashlight Girl: Yeah, can't wait for the next one, which is next week right?

Six: Yep

Raincoat Girl: Aight, Imma consume these crackfics now, if anyone needs me, don't need me.

Twenty-Three: Byeeee!!

[Raincoat Girl left the chat]

Flashlight Girl: Ugh, Bargainer's spamming me again.

Two: Answer him, ur boyfriend might be lonely.

Flashlight Girl: He's not wtf

Six: Not what, ur boyfriend or lonely? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Flashlight Girl: Six no.

Six: You're not denying that either Flashie. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Six: It's not like that time we went to the Haunted House they had a moment. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

Twenty-Three: Oh my god Six the fAcEs ur making me laugh.

Six: (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Two: Where have you been finding these, where???

Six: internet duh.

Flashlight Girl: shut it.

Six: Do you think I will? (屮｀∀´)屮

Flashlight Girl: sTOP

[Cindy joined the chat]

Flashlight Girl: hell yes, time for the subject to change.

Six: Do you really think I will end it like that because Cindy is here? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Flashlight Girl: YES. U. WILL.

Cindy: FICS, NOW, GIMME GIMME

Twenty-Three: Good morning to you as well. Had a nice rest?

Cindy: Yes it was quite lovely my throat feels a lot better than before.

Cindy: BUT I NEED MA FICS.

Six: I'll continue later Flashie :3

Flashlight Girl: I hate you

Six: 😍 u too

Cindy: THE HECK

Two: Hello as well Cindy

Cindy: HI TWO

Six: Cindy is ur phone brokken or smth why u on caps lock.

Two: Cause she can't have the chance to scream in real life.

Cindy: TWO YOU BISH.

Cindy: Well you'd be correct.

Twenty-Three: I thought you'd wait for me or find your own crack fics.

Cindy: NO,  I WANT IT NOW. I BORED.

Cindy: I WANT TO PROCRASTINATE SOME MORE FROM MOUNTAINFUL OF DUTIES AND ALSO TO NUMB MY MISERY.

Six: Cindy you just have a sore throat.

Twenty-Three: You don't know the terrors of sore throats Six.

Cindy: HELP ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

Twenty-Three: don worry I gotchu I gotchu

Twenty-Three: I sent links in our pm.

Cindy: THAAAAANNNKK YOOOOOUUUU MY CHILD.

Twenty-Three: Yeah and don't forget to take care of our voice bish.

Six: You know ya'll could've just chat in your messages than be here?

Cindy: Well I have another thing to say aside from fic links.

Cindy: There's börgirs 🍔, if you hungry go get some.

Cindy: Now goodbye, I shall lock myself in my room with my crack fics (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

[Cindy left the chat]

Two: Welp we already ate so...

Six: Yeah, ANYWAYS

Flashlight Girl: NO

Flashlight Girl: I'M LEAVING

Six: i'll never stop. Even if u leave, even if u run away, even if you try, i'll be here to pester u, i'm the plague, i'm what shook the ghost's jimmies, i'm mischief embodied, until u admit it, i'll stick to u like a tick on a very hairy  doggy's body.

Flashlight Girl: ... What the actual fk.

Six: u didn't leave, see that was my tactic.

Twenty-Three: Such description.

Two: oh my god Six chill.

Six: no :)

Flashlight Girl: The crack is finally taking it's toll on u, goodbye Six.

[Flashlight Girl left the chat]

Six: time to actually be the red plague

Six: and give Seven some of the fics I found.

Six: See u girls soon xʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔx

[Six left the chat]

Two: Six is having waaaay too much fun with emoticons.

Twenty-Three: Yeah.

Two: ...

Two: soooooo are u gonna do something or

Twenty-Three: Nothing why.

Two: wanna play games?...

Twenty-Three: Sure,

Two: Yeeeee let's play lol

Two: and dibs evelynn

Twenty-Three: no 💜 I'm evelynn and will always be evelynn. Be ahri instead. 💜

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

Two: :(

[Two left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.