[Seven made a group chat: Very Secret Plans my dear pls do not join thank u I luv u😘]

[Seven added Five, Mono, One, Two, Twenty-Three]

Mono: What the heck is up with the chat name.

Seven: Just in case Six wants to join.

Seven: And speaking of the bday girl, do you guys decide what to get her?

Twenty-Three: duh

Seven: What is it???

Twenty-Three: Oh hell nah i ain't telling donut steal our precious ideas.

Seven: Oh how dare u

Seven: Can't a guy simply ask?

Twenty-Three: nope 💖

One: no

Mono: Why are you even asking?? Don't you have a gift for her already?

Seven: of course I do!!!

Two: omg he doesn't.

Five: he really doesn't.

Mono: How in the world did you not know what to get Six for her birthday??? Out of all days???

Seven: I DO have a gift, I know what I am gonna give her.

Seven: I just want to hear what you guys got for her.

Seven: So... What is it...

Twenty-Three: Sorry but this gift is only reserved for the cousin.

Mono: And no matter how hard you want to find out what she did give for Six, you'll never know.

Twenty-Three: iz for the cousins and cousin only.

Seven: Okay... How about you Mono?

Mono: Not telling

One: Are you sure you just want to know what gifts we got for Six or you're just looking for a way to gift steal?

Seven: One I thought we got over that convo.

Seven: Me???? I'd never. How dare u really.

Twenty-Three: You just said that twice, I'm disappointed in you, you can't even get Six a gift.

Seven: I have a gift!!!

Seven: Soon when I find out what is it.

Twenty-Three: WAIT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

Twenty-Three: YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE A GIFT???

Five: He really doesn't Auntie. He really doesn't.

Twenty-Three: HOW.

Seven: I will!!! When I know what the gift is... That is...

Two: How did you, out of all people, lost gift ideas? You? The boyfriend? Like seriously how.

Twenty-Three: THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING. HOW.

Five: Dad may have spoiled Mom.

Seven: Five!!!

Twenty-Three: WHA-- ok actually I take it back that's sweet. You spoil her <3

Five: He bought and made so many gifts for every single holiday and even for no apparent reason that now he has ran out of gift ideas to give.

Twenty-Three: Awwwww 💖

Seven: sOn

Five: What?

Five: I'm right ain't I?

Five: I even told you myself not to always give Mom gifts for no apparent reason but noooooo now you don't have a gift to give her. Disappointing.

Two: Oh my god Five are you okay?

Five: Una beat me at Uno again many times. No I'm not.

Five: That and I spent so much time with Shamrock.

Twenty-Three: Fr you are kind of being like them. You have spent waaaaay too much time with them.

Five: and you haven't for years.

Twenty-Three: 👁️👄👁️

Twenty-Three: Listen here you little ɢʳᴇᵐʟⁱⁿ--

Five: I'm not the gremlin you are Auntie 💖

Two: DAMN--

Twenty-Three: Listen.

Twenty-Three: L i s t e n

Twenty-Three: Spade doesn't know what the hell he's talking about and he is spreading rumors to your precious heart. So be a dear and shut up 💖

Five: No u 💖

Mono: Who is this and what happened to Five.

Five: Five is still here just pissed with life 💖

Twenty-Three: and he's stealing MY heart emoji.

Five: Who told u it was yours?

Twenty-Three: Uh. I DID???

Five: Not valid.

Twenty-Three: 😀

Two: the speech, the poise, the SASS.

Two: STAY LIKE THIS PLS

Seven: Guuuuuuyyyyyssssss I still need ide-- I still need to know what you are going to get her so it's not a duplicate gift whatfivesaidisnottrueneverlistentohimhismind'sbeentaintedandisfulloflies.

Five: I have seen the truth with these so called precious eyes and have mastered the power of self righteousness, nothing can stop me now Father.

Seven: I will ground u.

Five: I'm sooooo scared 😱 look at me, soooo terrified.

Two: I love this kid oh my gosh. You're soon going to be my favorite Mean Kid <3

Five: As I should be 💖

Two: Oh wait, speaking of gifts, mine is about to arrive so Oney Baby???

One: Sure I'll get it for you.

Two: Ily <3

One: 💕

Seven: You got it delivered huh... I feel like I've got an idea now.

One: Can't you just get something sentimental for her? I'm sure she'll like it either way.

Seven: I want it grand.

Seven: Something to make her really happy.

Seven: But because I've gifted her nearly everything I don't know anymore.

Five: He finally admitted it. Yay.🎉

Two: yup, totally my favorite Meanie.

Twenty-Three: U want grand?

Seven: Yes.

Twenty-Three: I'll tell u what's grand.

Seven: Tell me.

Twenty-Three: an engagement ring.

Two: 👀

Seven: I

Seven: I-

Mono: Dear I think you broke him.

Twenty-Three: Just sayin, it's grand.

Two: Not bad actually.

Seven: GIRL I-

Five: Yaaaaay 🎉 I can finally not complicate myself explaining to others about my parents. 🎉

Seven: WAIT.

Seven: I GOT IT.

Twenty-Three: Alrighty when's the wedding? I shall prepare myself, Two help me with this.

Two: I'm going to be the bride's maid.

Twenty-Three: no me.

Seven: No... I won't do that yet. Okay? Just wait before you two start fighting who's Six's bride's maid.

Twenty-Three: bummer.

Five: what no c'mon dad uncomplicate my life rn.

Seven: I'll get something.... Close to that!

One: So an engagement, but not engagement ring.

Seven: Yes

Seven: I'm sure that's a thing right?

Two: Ah so like a promise ring?

Seven: what

Two: A ring for promises of being there forever and stuff.

Seven: Yeah something like that.

Twenty-Three: That's so cute 🥺💖

Twenty-Three: A promise to be there together and once you're old enough you will tie the knot.

Twenty-Three: so romantic 💖

Five: Yeah, so romantic, totally not confusing. 'Oh yeah my parents love each other, no they are not married but they are together. They will be married soon like in a few years. Complicated? Oh no it's not not really. We're all happy.'

Five: Sure. Romantic

Twenty-Three: One more word out of your mouth Five and I will do drastic measures.

Two: No continue Five. It's entertaining.

Twenty-Three: TWO 🗡️🙂

Two: TWENTY-THREE 😀🔪

Twenty-Three: 😡 stop

Two: Ily 💕

Twenty-Three: no

Two: 💔🥲 dumped. I'm hurt. Baby why did you do this to meeee.

Twenty-Three: I'm ✨💅dumping your a s s 💅✨

Five: Jokes on the both of you I will do whatever I want wether you like it or not 😈

One: This chat has successfully been drawn away from the actual conversation, and with emojis.

Seven: Eh let them be it's just making my phone scream while I shop.

Seven: ... I may have been greatly sidetracked.

Seven: They got limited edition charm bracelets.

Seven: It would look so cute on Six

Seven: I may I have bought it.

Seven: I can't help it.

Two: omg Seven's becoming me. This is scary.

Mono: And this, folks, is an impulsive buyer.

Seven: stfu

Mono: 🙉 I hear nothing from you.

Seven: Your emoji means nothing to me. 👹👹

Mono: 😀🖕

Seven: OH WOW

Seven: WOW

One: 👏 best one yet.

Twenty-Three: omg I m so proud. 😭😭

Mono: 🥰💖

Twenty-Three: 💖😘

Two: Aight pack it up, the emoji war is over. Stop flirting lovebirds.

Twenty-Three: No ur just jealous cuz I dumped you 🙂<3

Two: Yes and it hurts ( T - T)

[Raincoat Girl has joined the chat]

Raincoat Girl: I believe that the chat name is like that since it's about Six's birthday.

Five: No [Expletive] Sherlock.

Raincoat Girl: I'd love to share what I got for Six!

Five: Gift sharing is over, 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡.

Raincoat Girl: 😀...

Two: OH MY PRECIOUS FIVE.

Twenty-Three: Fiiiiiiiveeeee

Twenty-Three: Seven control your child.

Raincoat Girl: Are you tired Five???

Seven: He isn't he just woke up and choose violence.

Five: ᵗʜᵉ ᴡᵒʳʟᵈ ᵐᴜˢᴛ ᶠᴇᵃʳ ᴍʸ ᴡʳᵃᴛʰ.

Raincoat Girl: Just like his mother.

Seven: What did you get Six?

Raincoat Girl: Oh right! I got her doggy clothes for her pets!

Five: lol who's birthday is it Mom's or her dogs?

Raincoat Girl: You can mock me all you want Five but Six loves dressing Felicity, Badger, and Underdog up. She'll like what I got for them and she will be happy.

Raincoat Girl: And if that ain't enough I also got/stole an awesome gadget the Craftsman made. And actual mode of transportation.

Seven: A Tesla???

Raincoat Girl: What no, a carriage.

Raincoat Girl: With horses included.

Mono: No horses.

Raincoat Girl: Yes horses.

Mono: no horses

Raincoat Girl: I'm pretty sure I out did myself here.

Twenty-Three: You don't say.

Mono: 🚫🐴

Raincoat Girl: ✅🐴

[Scarf joined the chat]

Scarf: I heard there is people bragging their gifts for Six so I shall also brag mine.

Five: Oh my god mood instantly lifted MY BROOOOOOOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Scarf: HELLO AS WELL BROKSSIIIIIII 💚💚💚💚

Two: Goodbye to cranky Five

Twenty-Three: wait. alll we needed to do was add Scarf???

Five: Yes. ❤️

Scarf: yes but since you traumatized me last time I won't easily accept your invite.

Twenty-Three: I'm sorry. Not sorry..

Raincoat Girl: Oh great. Are you going to one up my gift?

Scarf: What? No, I'm giving Six a yellow Scarf. A classic Scarf gift.

Five: I will always love my scarf.

Twenty-Three: Oh I remember mine. It is very snug and cozy.

Two: And chic.

Scarf: Glad you all love it!

Five: I'm your broski, of course I will.

Scarf: Since I realized I didn't give Six a scarf I decided to gift her one. 😊

One: Nice.

Raincoat Girl: Good, nothing to top mine. That is very good

Seven: ... The hell.

Scarf: Oh and I also got Six some cool kicks. One that will make better sister's carriage inferior.

Raincoat Girl: wha-- hey!

One: So you got Jordans.

Scarf: What no

Scarf: It's magical shoes that can transport anyone to anywhere. You can even walk on water with it. Who needs cars and boats these days?

One: Magical Jordans.

Five: Dorothy's magical red shoes.

Scarf: ...

Scarf: Maybe.

Raincoat Girl: I KNEW IT YOU'LL DO THIS. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO ONE UP ME ON GIFTS

Scarf: Try better better sister 😋

Five: So proud 🥲 go get it Scarf.

Scarf: Just cry as Six chooses my gift over yours.

Scarf: A carriage? Seriously? So last, like, 18th century.

Twenty-Three: Oh my god.

Two: Scarfie is now my favorite Meanie

Five: Excuse me 🗡️🙂

Two: I mean-- you're still my favorite Five!!

Five: Good.

Seven: All these gifts you are giving her is kinda worrisome for me.

Twenty-Three: Don't worry, just go and buy it.

Seven: But-

Twenty-Three: Buy it. Trust me.

[The Pretender joined the chat]

One: Wow all the Nesters be joining in.

Mono: Bet another brag.

One: It's Pretender, ofc it is.

The Pretender: I heard my bestie and the brat bragging about what they got for the celebrant so I shall also boast about mine.

Raincoat Girl: Pretendy no, pls no, pls don't make my gift inferior.

Scarf: it aLREADY ISSSSSSS

Two: What did you get her?

The Pretender: Hah.

Raincoat Girl: Bestie pls no

The Pretender: ʜᵃʜ

Raincoat Girl: Bestieeeeee

The Pretender: you know, there is this nice island resort. Very nice.

Two: and?? What about it?

Raincoat Girl: Noooo

One: Should I bet that she bought it?

Two: pls she and Six ain't that close.

The Pretender: JOKES ON YOU I BOUGHT A RESORT FOR SIX.

The Pretender: WHOLE DAY, EVERYTHING IS FREE FOR HER.

Seven: WHAT

Two: WHAT

One: knew it.

Twenty-Three: That's a flex.

Raincoat Girl: NOOOOO

Scarf: Great, now MY gift is inferior!

Raincoat Girl: OH AND WHAT ABOUT MINE?

Mono: I thought we had all agreed the party is in our house?...

The Pretender: Not anymore!

The Pretender: I'm picking you all up to the resort and we are partying there.

Raincoat Girl: NOOOO

Scarf: HOW COME I DON'T HAVE A RESORT???

The Pretender: You don't deserve a resort.

Scarf: BUT SIX DOES???

The Pretender: Oh and there is also a 24/7 buffet on the resort so Six can go crazy with that.

Raincoat Girl: BESTIE MY GIFT IS NOW JUST A SPECK OF NOTHING C'MON DON'T DO THAT TO ME.

Scarf: THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I DON'T HAVE A RESORT. BUT SIX DOES. WOW.

One: Dang guess these guys are so serious on gift giving.

The Pretender: Oh yes we are. Very very serious on it.

Seven: You and Six aren't even close. Why did you suddenly decide to gift her a resort?

Scarf: YEAH WHAT HE SAID!

The Pretender: Because I want to have the best gift. I don't really care if we are not close, but I just want to have the best one there. And I did. I deserve a good pat on my own back.

Seven: Wow.

Twenty-Three: I say it again yours is the best one Seven.

Seven: Well thanks for that. It's not like I have to compete to a resort.

Twenty-Three: Look away from this screen and buy it already.

Seven: Already did.

Two: Yeeeeee

The Pretender: I highly doubt that it could top my resort. It's nothing now.

Two: Girl you did just not--

Twenty-Three: do us a favor and shut up? ☺️

Two: GIIIIRRRRLL MAMA TWENTY-THREE MADDDDDD

The Pretender: Those stupid smileys mean nothing to me.

Twenty-Three: Sure ☺️ you got the best gift everyone is soooo inferior now. Not even this can topple it.

The Pretender: totally!

Twenty-Three: Yes ☺️ now it's best to step back now because the light is not always on you?

The Pretender: never

Twenty-Three: Alright then :) I asked you so nicely.

Mono: She's being awfully passive aggressive. Pretendy take it back.

The Pretender: Never. She doesn't scare me.

Mono: Your loss.

[The Pretender was disconnected.]

Mono: Welp I warned her. She was being dangerously passive.

Twenty-Three: ☺️

Two: Mama you've done it again.

Twenty-Three: Stop calling me mother.

Two: but 🥺👉👈

Twenty-Three: No.

Mono: Is this how you see me and Seven, One?

One: Yes.

Scarf: Did Auntie just control one of sister's dollies and knock her out.

Two: Dang Mama strong-- wait a doll???

Twenty-Three: please I'm scared of dolls, and I am weak to do such things.

Twenty-Three: ℐ 𝓌ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 😊💖

Mono: Says the one who summons literal demons.

Five: Laiiirr Shamrock told me what u can do Auntie

Twenty-Three: Shhhh.

Mono: Shamrock told you what Five???

Twenty-Three: ˢʰʰʰʰ

Five: ˢʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ :)

Mono: I'll figure it out one day.

Scarf: Eh I'll still take it. Brb I wanna take a picture and frame it. To the someone who controls these dolls hopefully they'll continue hurting her.

Scarf: Just a little bit.

Twenty-Three: I guess someone will.

Scarf: Yes!!!!

Two: Second favorite Meanie.

One: Una's not going to like this.

Five: Well she started the whole favorite thing.

Scarf: true

Mono: Wait so we are really going to a resort for Six's birthday? Cindy's not gonna like knowing all her decorating's gonna go to waste

Seven: Maybe we can do a schedule so she can have some time in that resort then to the house party.

Two: Scooch in a schedule for me too, I'm want some time with Six too!

Twenty-Three: All because of the resort now the schedules all jambled up, oooo Cindy's really not gonna like this.

Twenty-Three: lemme go talk to her

Twenty-Three: She's screaming like a raptor.

Seven: Wow.

Twenty-Three: Wait lemme add her

[Twenty-Three added Cindy]

Cindy: YOU SERIOUSLY LET PRETENDER BUY A RESORT FOR SIX????

Two: It was too late for her to stop.

Scarf: It's just for a day.

Raincoat Girl: My gift is so inferior

Cindy: THE SCHEDULE'S ALL MESS UP NOW.

Cindy: AND I WAS GONNA DECORATE THE WHOLE ROOM FOR WHAT, NOTHING?

Five: It can still be used! :D

Cindy: okay. Fine. I can handle this. I can figure out the whole schedule.

Two: Also for me???

Cindy: Also for you

Two: Yay

Cindy: And seriously RCG? A carriage? What will Six do to a carriage?

Raincoat Girl: pretend to be monarchy that's what.

Cindy: ...

Cindy: okay that's... Something.

Cindy: But still.

Cindy: Carriages need horses.

Raincoat Girl: Yes horses.

Cindy: No.

Raincoat Girl: 😞

Seven: Do you also have a gift for Six?

Cindy: Of course

Seven: Can you... Tell us?

Cindy: No.

Seven: Aw :(

Cindy: Whatever I have isn't even gonna topple a friking RESORT AND ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET.

Two: Six gonna have a field day.

Five: She is honestly. Free food for a day? Heaven.

Raincoat Girl: But what about my carriage? It's cool.

Cindy: RCG for all of our sakes change your gift idea. We ain't owning horses.

Raincoat Girl: 😞

Cindy: also do tell me if anyone else here wants to mess up the schedule, I can squeeze a time and try to find a way to fit it all in for the day.

Seven: I would need some time with Six after the whole thing.

Cindy: noted.

Cindy: And I need to focus on the party celebrations so goodbye.

[Cindy left the chat]

Raincoat Girl: You know. I am upset. Like. My gift was supposed to be nice.

Mono: There is nothing about it that was nice.

Five: Literally bought gifts for her dogs rather than her.

Raincoat Girl: such rudeness.

Raincoat Girl: and no HORSES?

Raincoat Girl: Who doesn't like horses???

Mono: We can't just have a horse in our home!

Raincoat Girl: I'm gonna try to mooch Cindy. Give her a presentation. Facts to why Six needs a horse.

Mono: She already said no. Even told you to change your gift.

Raincoat Girl: She might say yes horses then. And ya got nothing to do about it.

Five: You're just sour you got the worst gift.

Raincoat Girl: Five shut up.

Five: But at least you have a gift.

Seven: FIVE

Raincoat Girl: well he is right.

[Raincoat Girl left the chat]

Seven: I have a gift!!

Seven: Not as cool as a resort but I have!!!

[Flashlight Girl joined the chat]

Flashlight Girl: Heyy

Two: Hello Flashie.

Flashlight Girl: Mes gotta question

Flashlight Girl: Rumors are around that we's going to a resort for Six's birthday?

Two: Yeah

Mono: you can thank Pretender for that.

Scarf: and my horrible sister is currently being maimed by her own dolls.

Two: she is still being maimed?

Twenty-Three: Someone isn't told to be stopped yet.

Scarf: Continue, I'm not yet satisfied.

Flashlight Girl: Oh my

Flashlight Girl: Send me a pic.

Scarf: 👍 will do

Seven: Hey

Seven: Hey Flashie what did you get Six?

Flashlight Girl: Nunya

Seven: What

Flashlight Girl: Nunyabusiness

Two: oh my god.

Seven: :(

Flashlight Girl: I know what you're playing with Seven and I will not tell you what I got for her.

Seven: Actually what did the others get Six. Like Three and Four?

Two: You'll have to get it from Three's cold dead hands if you want to know. Four said that he got something Six wanted for a while now.

Seven: Una?

One: she says your mom.

Seven: Bargainer?

Flashlight Girl: Bread.

Seven: Dang I can't really know can I?

Flashlight Girl: Yes. And since the word about Pretendy taking us to a resort for Six's birthday, I can ask Cindy to snatch Six before that so we can have time together as well.

Two: hold on no I am going to spend time with her.

Flashlight Girl: Tell that to Cindy then!

Two: I already did!

Flashlight Girl: Then I am stealing it.

[Flashlight Girl left the chat]

Two: and I am stopping her.

Two: screams and fights will happen. No one steals my Six bonding time. She hasn't dumped me yet!

Twenty-Three: I ain't sorry honey.

Two: shUt uP dOn'T rEmInD mE (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

[Two left the chat]

One: ... I have to make sure that doesn't happen.

One: Or watch it from afar.

[One left the chat]

Twenty-Three: Six boutta have the most chaotic birthday of her life.

Seven: my gift hopefully be worth it or else I'll have to stay in this mall for a few more hours

Five: Honestly I'm thinking of making more sentimental crayon drawings for Mom.

Twenty-Three: At least Five understands sentimental value.

Scarf: Ooo can I color??? I'm getting bored with horrible sister's torment.

Five: ...

Five: Sure.

[Five left the chat]

[Scarf left the chat]

Mono: ... Is the Pretender still being attacked by her dolls now that Scarf's bored of it?

Twenty-Three: they stopped. Homegirl's going to have so much trauma it'll make her pediophobic like me.

Seven: Ngl I'm scared of you.

Twenty-Three: and who said I was doing it? :0

Twenty-Three: It was someone. Not me. Someone. Didn't I say I was afraid of that?

Seven: You're literally going to your own Mono arc where you accept and figure out your powers.

Mono: Is that what we are calling it.

Seven: Yes. Because ever since you choose to teleport TVs we are never safe.

Mono: The only time you are not safe is when you run from your responsibilities, like chores.

Seven: Sometimes I wonder why I live in such a the edge life with all these scary powerful kids.

Twenty-Three: Cause you wuv us, platonically. And ofc you wuv Six verrry much.

Mono: Awww brooo

Seven: No, not again with you two and all the sappy nonsense.

Mono: It's true tho.

Twenty-Three: You give out so much cuddles to anyone.

Mono: ahem like the time we do not talk about.

Seven: Don't join her in this.

Mono: I have to sorry. It's fun to messs with you.

Twenty-Three: You love sappy stuff and we use it against you.

Seven: stap

Twenty-Three: I can make you a good luck charm for the gift you'll give Six.

Mono: Ya want a good luck pat on the back? :)

Seven: NO.

Seven: YOU TWO SHOULD BETTER STOP THIS I DON'T WANT THIS SAPPINESS

Twenty-Three: You want a juice box?

Mono: I can cut you apple slices to go with the juice.

Seven: DON'T USE MY WEAKNESS OF WHOLESOME STUFF.

Seven: But I would like that good luck charm

Twenty-Three: And juice box?

Seven: no.

Mono: How bout the apple slices?

Seven: No give it to Twenty-Three.

Twenty-Three: yEs gib

Mono: the hug?

Seven: NO

[Seven left the chat]

Twenty-Three: lol he really doesn't like that.

Mono: We should buy confetti and set it off when he gives Six his gift.

Twenty-Three: YES

Mono: also keep on messing with him after that.

Twenty-Three: YEEEEESSSS

Twenty-Three: Also about the apple slices...

Mono: I'll cut you some don't worry 💖

Twenty-Three: thenk u I luv u

Mono: luv u too 💖

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

[Mono left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Complete

✌️😀 *disappears*