Should I introduce my OC – Draco from the Benevolent Thief into this story or not? You guys can choose.

For now, I'm giving you guys another chapter because I know you'd be upset if I made an update just for you to comment whether you want Draco in this or not.

Does anybody hate Draco? I don't see why anybody would.

By the way, I don't know humor and most of the things I think you guys are finding funny are usually just mistakes...
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The next morning was as normal as it had ever been for Jason; the bright summer sun shining in his face through his curtains, Alfred's deliciously smelling coffee aroma floating in the air, and a comfortable heat of a woman next to his side...wait.

That's when Jason remembered he had never brought a woman home last night.
He turned his gaze to look at the person sleeping beside him, who turned out to be a fairly large black cat.

"Oh shit!" Jason exclaimed and then tried to kick the cat off, only to fall ungraciously off his own bed with most of his sheets. Still, his reaction stimulus was quick as he had grabbed his two handguns that were beneath his pillow and aimed them at the puma-sized black and white house cat lying in his bed. It was looking back at him with sparkling blue eyes that had a certain dangerous glint in them with its pupils being slitted like a snakes.

"What the fuck are you!? You know what, never mind that question. I'm going to get the demon-spawn." He went to the door only wearing his briefs and then turned back, pointing one of his guns at the cat that was looking at him with a confused pose; head tilted slightly to the right and pupils blown wide. "You. Stay here!" And then he left the room.

He stomped down to Damian's room, ignoring Tim's shout for, "Whoever the anger-issued imbecile is stomping out there, go away! You're distracting me!"

Without knocking on the bullet-filled door, he entered only to dodge a shuriken star meant for his head. Damian was on the bed with his precious kryptonite-embedded katana at the ready. "What do you want, Todd?"

"One, put the damn katana away, I'm not here to kill you. Two, I think one of your pets escaped your zoo last night. It's in my room." Damian's eyes showed his interest when Jason said pet. Just as Jason had his guns, Damian kept his katana as he got of the bed and put on his slippers. "Show me. And NO detours."

"I didn't fuck anyone last night, so calm your hormones down!" The katana stopped him from moving further as it sat with the blade digging into the skin of his neck. "Don't tell me what to do!"

Jason said nothing, just pointed his gun behind him and fired. A grunt of pain and annoyance told him he had hit his brother, so he did the next best thing as the katana fell away from his neck. He laughed.

"JASON! What did you do!?" Tim asked, staring at his little brother with worried eyes. "Alfred is going to take your guns away, you know that!? And what if Talia...what if she finds out that you shot Damian!?"

"Ah fuck that. I'm not worried about her. After all, me and her did have that fling." Tim gagged and left the room with a sigh. Jason looked down at the kid on the ground, who was putting pressure on his left shoulder and glaring at him.

"You know that glare only scares the other super-idiots who aren't in the family. Come on, you're not that hurt." Damian scowled and said, "No. You grazed me with your pathetic aim."

He found a gun poised in between his eyes and shut up. "Wise decision. Let's go!" Damian made protesting noises and snarled a lot as Jason had grabbed the back of his shirt and was dragging him to his room.

He opened his door and then threw Damian next to the bed, so close to the cat which had went back to sleep when he had left. It's eye-lids opened and revealed to blue eyes with a lime green ring. It stared at Damian in curiosity and rose a large white paw to touch the boy. When he went to move away, the paw forcefully kept him on the ground.

Jason was snickering went a big fluffy tail landed on him, causing the man to collapse dramatically. "Augh! Demian! Help me!"

"You do realize that I am in the same situation as you have gotten us into, or are you blind as a bat as they say we are?" Jason grumbled and shouted, "SUPERBOY FUCKS MISS MARTIAN!"
Damian looked at him incredulously and said, "You do realize they could hear that all the way in Metropolis?"

"I don't care. It was true."

They could hear Tim yell, "FIGHT ME BITCH!" Whap!
"Watch your language, young masters!"
The two boys could hear Tim's light feet bounding up the stairs and then saw him run into the room. He immediately froze as he saw the giant cat, which was staring right back at him. Somehow, the cat knew how to smile; and the fact that Tim hated the movie Alice in the Wonderland because of the cheshire cat's grin wasn't helping at all.

"J-Jason?" Tim squeaked, his voice diverting from his usual smart-ass, smooth talking tone. It satisfied Damian enough that he couldn't care less if this cat would kill him, for he had already decided. "I'm keeping him." Inside his mind he was smiling triumphantly at the two pairs of blue eyes that stared at him with disbelieving and frightened gazes. "What!?" They shouted, causing the cat to hiss at both of them as if to tell them to shut up or be quieter. Jason slowly got up from the ground, and stood near Tim as they watched the cat nuzzle it's...nose into Damian's stomach as the boy scratched the big fluffy ears. Jason and Tim could feel the floor vibrating as the cat purred loudly, rolling over on the bed and pushing into Damian's lap.

Jason was about to tell him to take the cat somewhere else when his door burst open and another cat (it was just Nico) ran in while saying, "Oh there you are, Kuro! I've been looking for you everywhere!" The large cat meowed in response and to all three bat's surprise, it shrunk to a normal sized domestic cat with a lithe body and the same piercing blue eyes as Dick's. The cat allowed for his companion to pick him up and cuddled against the warm chest, much to the two cat-lovers in the room amusement.

"This was yours?" Jason asked incredulously, jabbing a finger at the black and white cat. Dick smiled cheerfully and said, "He sure is! His name is Kuro Yuki, or just Kuro for short." He laughed as the cat purred again. "What is he?" Tim asked, looking at the cat with weary eyes.

"He was an ordinary cat before he drank something green. Turned out it was from an experiment of Cadmus that mutated his genetic structure. Now he has superpowers!" Nico smiled happily while petting his cat. His mood downed a bit when he saw the incredulous looks that two of his three new brothers were giving him. "Just think of Kuro as that cat demon from Inuyasha; Kirara. Minus the twin cat tails, bursting into flames, orange eyes, large fangs, and flying."

"What?" Jason asked while he, Tim, and Damian blinked at their brother. Nico scoffed and muttered, "Uncivilized emos," before walking out of the room.

All three brothers watched him go with blank faces, their expressions so similar until Damian snapped. "DID THAT RAT JUST CALL ME AN EMO!? HE'S HAS TO PAY!!!"

Tim freaked when he saw his little brother pull out a long bladed katana and chased after him. "Damian wait!"