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Lazerbeak POV [a.k.a, mini emo birdo]
Well scrap it all.I can't believe this but I can't find a way out of this pit hole.Everywhere I go with this human kid on my back always ends up with us not finding a way out, most of the times I found one but couldn't go as fast as I wanted to due to the fleshy.Just fragging great.I can't just pout!No!I need to keep on going, I can't afford to falter my father's orders!Not today I an't-!!

"Mr.Birdy???C-Can we play a w-w-word game?"

Oh the mother of the loving frag and cheeros with honey, how am I supposed to tell her that I am mute?

The girl looks at me, after a few seconds of silence goes by, before looking at her servos, sad "....I guess t-t-that's a *sniff* no then..."

Fraggggg my life......this hurts my spark like a buttox on a wooden human stick!Taking quick action, I was able to mimic some words - that I could make to her understanding - hoping to the all spark that lives in me, works!

"《I lIsTen.....YoU qUiTeLy SiNg It..》"

The girls head snaps up in shock, a small smile on her faceplate "S-So your not m-m-mad at me?"

"《mAd?...WhAt FoR?》"

"For not e-escaping..."She fiddles with her small digits, looking around at the choas and bloodshed "...a-a-and Soawundwave told us to leave, i-it's not safe here M-M-Mr.Birdy!"

She was right.He gave me a specific order but of course I am stuck in the middle of a battle feild, to make it more fantastic - sarcasm, gotta love it - I am watching WITH a innocence child war against both Autobots and Decepticons.Blood shed and falling cybrotronian who fought well too-.

"Scrap!Where did the little ball of sunshine go?!" Breakdown went around her once-was-hiding-there area, his optics scanning frantically "Knockout!The icing to our cinnabon is gone!"

Knockout high kicked the Autobots medic in his neckcords most likely casuing the elder medic to get down on his knees and gasp for air, holding his one servo to his neckcord as he did so. Knockout watch him suffer before walking towards Breakdown letting out a loud 'You pathetic waste of metal!' in clear cybrotronian. He looked piss, more then I normally would see from him.

Was lossing you that much create such a tremendous impact on him so fast?If so, we gotta get outta here.Like, right now.

"《I lIkE tO hEaR yOu SiNg...." I got myself levitating, seek a good chance to finally get outta here, my grip on her tightens up "....AnD dO nOt StOp UnTiL i SaY sO.》"

"Ok, I-I will try Mr.Birdy!"

I nod taking my first step out, and dash to my chance of escaping.The child start singing a slow but focus pace.

Bumblebee POV [StInG lIkE a BeEeEe!]
I was starting to get tired of these cons, all we want is energon just like them.But they get all fussy and we start fighting like the lengend of mad warlord named Dărkėnlăw, the envious cybrotronian god who killed his twin in order to court a proposal to his dead twins mortal sparkmate,  Størmræy.I don't know why, but it just remind me of it whenever we fight eachother.

"Ratch!Bumblebee!Ratch is down, I repeat, Ratch is down!" Arcee skids over, looking Ratch over, before trying to pick him up.She was failing.

Beep!Beep!Beep! ":::I am right here Arcee!We need to get him through the ground bridge stat!:::"

Arcee nods, leaving me Ratch, before running off "On it."

"T-That fragger!..*Cough*.." Ratch growled, trying to shrug me off, before hissing more "...Let me at that motherfragger of a *cough**cough* glitch!"

Beep!Beeeepppp! ":::Nope.Not this time dock, nice insult though---:::"

"B is for B-Blueberries, Blue, Banana, a-a-annddd....Bumblebee!"

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Who is that?Singing in a middle of a fight?

"Bumblebee, please tell me my audio receptors *Cough* did not just make up a child singing."

I shook my head, looking for the source of who it came from.The more I listen, the more fimialer it gets....I don't know why, but it reminds me of that little girl back in the forest.

"C is for Cat, C-C-Candy, and Kind!"

"《KiNd?...DoSeN't ThAt StArT wItH a K??》"

"No!It's a-a silent C!"

"《HmMm...If It Is So, yOu MaY pRoCeEd.》"

"YAY!"

That sounds like her, it sounds just exactly like her.But where is sh-?

"Duck you idiot!"

In a instant a flying object zoomed pass us, clearly in a hurrying pace.....but that was when I saw it was Lazerbeak, and he held something on his back?Before I could question it further Optimus blast his balster at incoming scouts, saving us in the process.

Optimus gave us a concern glare, seeing Ratch's state "Autobots, fall back!"

"N-No!" Ratch growls, barely holding himself up straight "I can still *cough* fight! *cough*"

Optimus denied "You have been injured, go and save your strength old friend."

Ratch gives him a frustrated groan before walking off, leaving me and Opyimus behind, as he walk fastly through the portal back to base.

"Bumblebee?What has gotten you so off track my friend?It seems as if you seen a ghost."

I took a long look at where I last saw Lazerbeak, then told him why Beep!Beeeep!Beep! ":::I have a quick flashback Optimus, about the little girl in the forest.Me and Ratch heard singing, with a voice of a child in fact, here loud and clear and it was very similar to the little girls voice...:::"

Optimus nods, giving a concern smile "It may be so, for I heard it too-."

BBOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Starscream POV
These Autobot pest are ruining everything!Why can't they just go and die already-?!

"D is for Daisy, Doggy, and Ducktape!"

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What the frag?WHO IS SINGING AT THIS TIME OF HOUR-?!

"Autobots, fall back!"Optimus Prime proclaimed, his comrades of go back.

Taking a deep breath I aim my gun at Optimus Prime helm, if I do this, this will make me leader of the Decepticons!Ah!Yes!I can hear them now!~They are screaming my name!~

"Yo!Screamer!Have you seen (Y/---WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?!"Breakdown screech, grabbing my arm.

"Breakdown!No!WaItE-!!!"

It was too late.My last shot of energon bullets were shot out quickly, but unlike hitting its supposed to be target, it was straight into a far away batch of crystalized energon....oh scrap.

"EVERYONE SCATTER!!!!"

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

In an instant the whole end of the mine was exploding as we all transformed and quick flew and teleported outta there, but as so as I got out I saw Lazerbeak up in the air, holding onto a small wide eyed (Y/N) on his back.

Her smile widen as she looked at me, her eyes beaming with joy "Hi!W-what happened back there?It was p-p-prwetty!"

"Got no time, gotta go fast bye!"

"But waite-!" Nope.I was gone.To far away to hear her plea.

Lazerbeak starts to fly away, but before he did, he ask her a question "《WaNnA sAy AnYtHiNg ElEs BeFoRe We LeAvE?》"

(Y/N) thought about it before smiling "Yep!"

"《WhAt Is It ThEn?》"

"E is for Explosions!"