Getting glares from all the girls

Watching me from behind their curls

Can't stand the girls of Drew

I say this and my guys agree on cue

Jocks, nerds, and cheerleaders

All see the guys but don't see her

Me the strange girl who likes both genders

Don't judge me by my blonde hair and my stomach so slender

The girls stay away from me in fear of rape

If I even touch them me they'd duct tape

The quarterback smiles at me

But I'm not the only one who sees

My guys attention now towards him

They want to fight but know he'll win

I laugh at their protectiveness

They turn to me and turn into a laughing mess

I walk up to the smiling quarterback

I trip, he laughs, and to his cheek my bestie gives a smack

It turns into a fight which the jock will win

I pull him away and he starts to grin

I look at my friend who he kicks in the sack

Not knowing who to choose is giving me a Heart Attack