(This is gonna be written a bit different. I wanna try something new)

Mia walks into Wattpad excitedly and is very eager to tell the people of Wattpad about her "dying" of fangirling too hard. She calls her backstage crew in because why the hell not? And gets ready for yet another update.

Mia (me): I'm watching Disney X-D and I'm watching YouTubers play stuff and I-

A certain crew member then notices Mia forgot a certain detail. What EXACTLY she is watching. He went up and whispered her mistake to her.

Mia: Uh-huh......

Oh...

Ok

Crew member: Ya got it now?

Mia: Yeah, yeah I sorta forgot to mention that part😅

Crew member: Alright...

The certain crew member patted Mia's head as she giggled a bit from the adorable action, and walked off. Well, more like floated to back stage back to his position. He eye rolled playfully since this is normal and watched with the rest of the crew members.

Mia: Ok, sorry it's now called D|XP as my main crew member Bill (get it XD with the picture above!... Ok I'll go now) its Disney X-D but for gamers pretty much. So I watched it since it premiers tonight so I decided to watch it. They did a segment called #Markiplier and OMFG I SAW MARKIMOO AND MATPAT (Game/film Theory) I SCREAMED!!! But then my grandma told me to be quiet😅

Bill: May wanna check the TV now

Mia turns in the TV and widens her eyes at the amazing sight.

Mia: OOOOOOMMMMMFFFFFFGGGGGG IIIITTTTT'SSSSSSSS JACKABOY!!!!!😆😆😆😆 HE'S PLAYING HAPPY WHEELS!!! AND HELLO NEIGHBOR!!!

Mia "dies" from fangirling but quickly "revives". By that, she played dead and dramatically came back to life.

Mia: Wait he swears and this is PG...

she sees that Jack's mouth is covered by a game controller, then a computer mouse and it switches back and forth. Then she realized something.

Mia: I just realized how fucking much he fucking swears😂 Shit...

The TV covers up the gruesome death of the Pogo Stick Guy with a kitten. Mia became a little upset with that, which was unnecessary.

Mia: Wait THEY SHOWED EVERY OTHER STAB IN THE GOOD OL' ARSE BUT CAN'T SHOW THE POGO STUCK GUY GETTING TORN UP BY HARPOONS!!!??? What the actual hell Disney X-D??!! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SHITTING FUCKING SENSE!!???

Bill sees Mia in a state of rage and motions to Dipper to help since even though he's a demon, not even Bill could handle her alone.

Bill: YO PINETREE!!

Dipper looks over to Mia seeing her yelling at the TV screen ready to smash it. He face palmed and chuckled to himself a bit and started over to Mia with Bill.

Mia: THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!! THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! HE CAN SWEAR IF AND WHEN HE WANTS JUST MARK IT PG-13 AND PUT 'L' FOR LANGUAGE!!

Mia was still ranting about how they censor the famous Sean McLoughlin as Dipper and Bill held her down and took her off the stage. They restrained her to a chair and Bill went up to the stage to make an announcement.

Bill: Hello folks, name's Bill, Bill Cipher. We'll be back in the next one since it'll take a while for our Mia to calm the hell down. So until then! I'll be watching. And remember!! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!

He walked off as the crowd was very confused from all the events that unfolded within the last 5 minutes. The crowd slowly left until there was silence. Well, except Mia was still yelling and cussing up and down and everyone back stage trying to calm her.

Mabel: Just calm down its only cussing plus children shouldn't see it anyway. Right?

Mia: I KNOW DAMN WELL ALMOST EVERY KID HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO CUSSING AT LEAST ONCE SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!?

Sarah (poorlydrawnturtle44 yes. I am including you. I am your boss now and you shall bow down to meh... BITCH XD also you'll get your "paycheck" in 2 days btw): I kinda agree but they do it for a reason. Some families may not want to cuss around their children that much so they censor it.

Mia: Your point is??...

Everyone facepalmed. Some crew members gave up and decided to go home. The best example: Mike threw his hands up in defeat.

Mike: THAT'S IT! I'm done for today! This is literally impossible. I. I'm just... gggGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Mike flips a table that luckily has nothing on it (poor table XD) Jeremy blushes a bit and follows Mike to comfort him. Meanwhile Mia once again rants about the incident until she is cut off.

Mia: Like really? It's just a few words what's that gonna d-

Vincent: They do it just because and you're just gonna have to accept that~

Vincent stated calmly as he put his hands on both of Mia's shoulders and stared into her eyes seriously.

Bill: Woah there purple guy, don't be thinking you're gonna get lucky.

Bill chuckled playfully as Vincent turned to face the blond haired boy.

Vincent: Shut it Dorito. Go make some deal or whatever the hell you do for fun.

Bill: I torment dimensions and take them over and have a huge party with my freaks! And what do you do? Torment children? Quite a weak and cowardly move dontcha think? AHAHAHAHAHA

The blond laughed as the others untied Mia and took her arms in their grasp and stepped back with her knowing this won't end well, except for Vincent as he stepped closer to Bill. The room filled with tension but it didn't stop Mia from getting out of Sarah and Mabel's grasp to stop the two boys from fighting.

Mia: Alright guys. I'm calm, don't make me go into an unnecessary rage again. Alright?

Mia said. The boys nodded to let her know they understand. She nodded back in approval.

Bill: She would've chosen me anyway though.

Vincent: WHY YOU-!!

Vincent lunged at Bill but Mia held them back.

Mia: Alright that's enough you two! Quit having petty fights over me!

Everyone mentally facepalmed as they all thought 'Wow, how funny when she was just yelling about censoring Jack'. The two boys kept trying to fight Mia but she luckily had the strength to hold them back. But Bill, being the smart demon he is, teleported behind Vincent causing Mia to loose her balance and fall. Though she quickly got back up and saw Vincent on the ground with Bill about to throw his first punch. But Mia tapped his shoulder. It caught his attention as he looked up. Mia gave him a 'What the hell??' face. Bill sighed, got up, and helped Vincent back to his feet. Bill then turned to face a slightly pissed Mia.

Bill:... I only did this because of you

He then floated back a little with his right hand on his hip. Vincent smirked a bit and brushed his fingers under Mia's chin and turned towards the exit.

Vincent: Thanks~

He then snapped his fingers to Fritz so they could find Mike to drive them home since they hitched a ride with him. They then exited. Mabel then started jumping up and down excitedly.

Sarah: What's up?

Mia: Yeah, your acting like me when I have too much sugar.

Mabel: I was thinking... Maybe we can have... A GIRL'S NIGHT!!WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN!?

Mia: I guess. But this time, NOT TOO MUCH SUGAR! We almost got arrested that night. Mom wasn't too happy about that "^_^

Mabel: Oh fine! But we still need some sugar since no sleepover is complete without some sweet

Mia: COOKIES!!

Sarah: You are OBSESSED with those things XD

Mia: I know

The girls laughed but didn't notice someone behind Mia and Mabel. He snaked his arms around their waists.

Bill: I could suggest another sweet thing~

Bill said seductively as he licked his lips. Dipper looked up from his journal that he was reading for a while then.

Dipper: Quit being such a perv, especially to my sister you creep!

Bill: Oh look who's talking after spending so much time in reading that journal! It's our dear old Pinetree! How nice of you to finally join us!

Dipper walked over, grabbed the sleeve of Bill's tailcoat and dragged him away from the girls. Bill pouted a bit and rolled his uncovered eye, but accepted his fate and didn't try to escape that time.

Bill: Fine. Whatever Pinetree. You just don't know what good fun is.

It was then Dipper's turn to roll his eyes, clearly pissed off by Bill's attitude.

Dipper: Whatever. Hey, I'll leave you girls to do what you gotta do. I'll be back at the Shack and take someone with me so I can keep an eye on him.

Dipper glared at a smirking Bill.

Bill: Please Pinetree, even so I can teleport to them whenever I please, so it's useless to do that last thing. AHAHAHAHA!

Dipper looked at Bill annoyed and he grabbed Bill's arm.

Dipper: We will be leaving them to do what they want. Have fun girls!

Dipper waved as so Bill did. Dipper practically dragged Bill out the exit and headed back to the Mystery Shack, while the girls also went to the Mystery Shack but in the extra bedroom which is also Soos's break room.

Dipper: Ready to hear screams so loud the whole universe can hear it?

Bill: Ha! I'm ready for anything!

Bill stated with a confident smile. He had... DETERMINATION (Undertale coming through! XD)

Dipper: And also. Try not to try anything with the girls please.

Bill: You worry too much Pinetree, I won't do anything.

Dipper thought Bill sounded as sincere as he could but didn't notice Bill with his fingers crossed behind him. He was lying and big time. The boys then heard knocking at the door and were about to open it until-

Mia: PIZZA!!!

Mabel: I WONDER IF THE CUTE PIZZA GUY IS DELIVERING IT TONIGHT!

Sarah: They hired another guy?

Mabel: To do the night shift, yeeees~

Mabel had hearts and stars in her eyes as she opened the door but it quickly went away as she saw exactly who it was. But Mia's eyes lit up and Sarah's jaw dropped as they saw the 2 young men at the door.

???1: TOP O' THE MORNING LASSIES!

???2: I'm guessing this order is for-... Mia Congress, but hey that's just a theory. A PIZZA THEORY!

???1: Plus it says it on the ticket Matthew.

???2: Yeah yeah, whatever Sean.

Mia: W-w-wOAAAH! YOU ARE-

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! If you want. No I don't have a next part, that's up to all of you guys here!😂 So yeah, you can see that was a HUGE change on how I write stuff usually😅 Just wanted to try it out just because I have... DETERMINATION!!😆 I've been around too many Undertale fans (I am one too) and watched too much MatPat for my own good XD So yeah. That's all I guess.
Stay weird, stay awesome, love you guys❤️ BAIIII!!!✌🏼😁✌🏼❤️