Time to annoy you suckers!!!!

If stupid people did not exist, the internet would be boring.

that's why you have me!

Because I'm an idiot.
I do stupid shit constantly.
Like attempt to eat raw bacon.
Don't try that.
I know you want to.
Don't.
HEY!!
I SEE YOU!!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!
YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT RAW BACON!!!
YOU LITTLE-
I told you.
I told you so much.
And now you're going to get sick, or die.
Or both

Okay bye!!
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