A/N: Listen to the song while reading this. It's nightcore, but I hope you don't mind! Bye, fellow grasshoppers! WA-TAH!!!
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You were not the happiest person in Smashville, today, because your boyfriend,(least favorite male Smash character), has been cheating on you for (least fave female Smash character). How did they even hook up?! I don't even know, and I'm da WRITER!!! You decided to give him payback by telling him off in the "1st Annual Smash Bros. Talent Show!", but how? You started chuckling darkly, as you knew EXACTLY what you were going to do...

**Day of Show**

Everybody was there, even Master Hand & Crazy Hand themselves showed up! The stage where K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing usually performs, was empty. No instruments, nothing. Instead, it was filled with many characters wanting to participate, including you, your friends,(3 fave Smash characters),and surprisingly Dark Pit, but no sign of your "beloved" ex-boyfriend.

You looked around and spotted him, for he was sitting in the audience, with his girl by his side. "UGH!!!", you thought,"That boy is nothing but TROUBLE!!!" But you managed to calm down, for you knew that this would make revenge THAT much sweeter.
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The show was AWESOME! There were comedy acts, magic tricks, and Pittoo(you've heard Pit(or your ex), call him that, so it sorta stuck), did a daredevil dive! It was EPIC!!! You were lost in your thoughts thinking about it, and it made you get butterflies in your stomach. You had a crush on him ever since you came to Smash, but you pushed him aside for L/F/S/C(least fave Smash character), or A.K.A: your NEW ex-boyfriend.

You were thinking about the joys of slapping some sense into your ex, when the announcer suddenly spoke: "Next up, we have (Y/N), doing a song!" Everyone cheered, for they knew that a Swordswoman(if I didn't mention that, gomen(sorry)) like you SINGING would be the AWESOMEST THING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!! It was well known that you were a good singer, and that singing ability was about to be used for PAYBACK!!!

"Alright!", the announcer spoke,"Give it up for (Y-Y-Y-Y-Y/NNNNNNN)!!!" Everyone cheered as the music you picked started to play, and as you were walking on stage with your usual (fave colored) T-Shirt, also with a cute skirt that had the Smash symbol on it. You were going to sing a bit of Meghan Trainor's song,"Lips are Movin'", for it was the perfect one for your well deserved REVENGE!!!

**Song (which I do not own in any way shape or form, those rights go to Meghan Trainor and her record label)**
"If your lips are movin', if your lips are movin',
If your lips are movin' then you're lyin' , lyin', lyin', baby,
If your lips are movin', if your lips are movin',
If your lips are movin' then you're lyin' , lyin', lyin', baby.

"Boy, look at me in my face,
Tell me that you're not, just about this bass,
You really think, I can be replaced?
Nah, I come from OUTER SPACE!"

"And I'm a classy girl, I'mma hold it up,
You're full of something, but it ain't love.
And what we got, straight overdue,
So go find somebody new..."

"You can buy me diamond earrings and,
Deny-ny-ny,
Ny-ny-ny,
Deny-ny..."

"But I smell her on your collar so,
Goodbye-bye-bye,
Bye-Bye,
Bye..."

"I know you lying (lying!),
'Cause your lips are movin' (movin'!),
Tell me, do you think I'm,
Dumb?"

"I might be young (young!),
But I ain't stupid (stupid!),
Talking around in circles,
WITH. YOUR. TONGUE!"

"I gave you bass (bass!),
You gave me sweet talk (sweet talk!),
Saying, I'm your,
Number One (Oo ooooh!)!"

"But I know you lying (lying!),
'Cuz your lips are, movin' (movin'),
Baby, don't you know that I'm,
Done."
**A/N: if you think noticed a difference in this part, you must be so out of breath from that splendid performance that you're seeing things, (Y/N)! There's totally... totally nothing different here, no sir/no ma'am/no them/no clam! Enjoy the story!**
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Everybody cheered like crazy, but you saw your ex, his face red with anger. His new girlfriend had a look of shock towards you, and then she looked at the enemy, your ex, with a face of rage. She then grabbed his ear, and dragged him out of the area for a little conversation... You smiled to yourself, knowing that it went perfectly according to plan!

Yet, why were you so down, all of a sudden? "I just got rid of the garbage...", you thought,"But... Now... There's no one who... Likes me(Other than my friends, of course!)..."

You kept smiling until you got off the stage, and then ran to your little sanctuary, tears rushing down your face. What you didn't see, was your friends coming to serenade you, and Dark Pit talking to them, seeing you, and following your trail.

**Dark Pit's POV**
I was walking with (Y/N)'s friends, with all of us wanting to say what an AWESOME performance she did. Her voice... It's so soft, almost angelic! ALMOST! ...Don't look at me like that! So what if I have a crush on her? DEAL WITH IT!!!

Anyway, so we saw her, and it looked like she was deep in thought. Weird! Her friends walked up to her, but she ran off! Again. Weird! The weirdest part, though, was the saddest... She had tears in her eyes.

I suddenly spotted her boyfriend, (L/F/S/C), and walked up to him and asked what was up with (Y/N). He replied darkly, along the lines of:"Dude, she ain't my problem no more, 'cuz her song was also her way of saying we're DONE!!! And, she made my other girl break up with me, too!"

I chuckled, and the guy stared at me like I was INSANE!!! "Well you know what, genius?", I spoke,"ALL the girls now know you're LYING if your LIPS ARE MOVIN'!" I couldn't help saying that last part!

So I told the others what happened, and they couldn't believe it! Back on the topic at hand, they kept asking,"Where is she?" I shrugged my shoulders in response, 'cuz I didn't know where she went. I then said,"I'll go look for her.", and everyone nodded in agreement. I took off flying, not caring about anything else but finding (Y/N).

**(Y/N)'s POV**
The sanctuary I went to was a lake, with little animals and things Sonic called "Chao". They were all so adorable, so I picked up a tiny Chao and pet it. It moved a bit, and it looked up to see me sobbing. "Nobody loves me!!!", I cried, as I set the little critter down, while others came to try and cheer me up. Nothing worked, though, as tears kept streaming down my cheeks.

The animals then started to run away, like they were scared of something. I turned, and I saw Dark Pit in the flesh, with a worried look on his face.

**Normal POV**
"What do you want?", You said, wiping the tears off your face. "Why did you break up with (L/F/S/C)?", the black angel asked,"Why did you run off?" At the mention of your ex, you started crying again, and you embraced the boy, your head in his chest. He blushed, only a smidge pink, and hugged you back.

After the whole scene, you meekly said the answer to his questions:"He CHEATED ON ME!!! And I RAN OFF because I FINALLY REALIZED that NOBODY ELSE LOVES ME!!!" The boy was shocked, for he didn't know that you were hurt this bad.

He suddenly grabbed your shoulders, and leaned in close. So close, that your noses were almost touching. You blushed a deep red, tears still in your eyes. "Look,", Dark Pit started,"There's somebody out there that still loves you!" "Oh yeah?", you asked coldly,"Who?" "Me.", he replied, as his lips crashed onto yours, and your eyes widened with shock.

**(Y/N)'s POV**
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!! OH. MY. GOSH!!! He's KISSING ME!!! This was so unreal... But it wasn't a dream! So I took the opportunity and kissed back, and Pittoo flinched with surprise. He then kissed harder, pushing me down on the ground.

That move wasn't very smart, because I couldn't breathe under his weight. I mean seriously, he could be a bit over 100 lbs. with the weight of himself, his wings, and stashed weaponry!

It was also due to the lack of air that I couldn't breathe, so CURSE YOU, AIR!!! Then again, if we didn't have air, we wouldn't be able to breathe, so I TAKE THAT CURSE BACK, AIR!!! ALL'S FORGIVEN!!!

**Normal POV**
You broke the kiss due to air, and at that point, you two were blushing harder. "I-I... Oh... I love you, (Y/N),", Pittoo said,"And I would never desert you... EVER!!!" "I know!", You replied.

You told him you broke the kiss because of the lack of air, not because of his weight(dat would offend him). "It's getting late.", the angel commented. "Yeah...", You replied sleepily, as your eyes fluttered to a close. The boy chuckled, as he picked you up and kissed your forehead. "Get some sleep, (Y/N)...", Dark Pit whispered,"And you can call me Pittoo if you want. I don't mind!"

He flew off with you in his arms to find your friends. As you were asleep, you thought,"If YOUR lips are movin', I know you're not lying!"

*********A/N********
If your least fave is Dark Pit, just use your 2nd least fave. Bye, fellow grasshoppers!!! WA-TAH!!!!!