Here's the next chapter, also got lazy and couldn't think of a title for this chapter, enjoy.

Explosions rang throughout the area. Thugs came running out but they were cut to ribbons by a red blur.

Flip: How'd this happen...?

Several thugs tried to open fire but a sonic blast and a giant hand sent them flying.

Flip: Our plan...

More thugs were trampled by a brown blur running around and crashing into everything.

Flip: It's all falling to pieces!!!

The fight was over before it could even begin. The thugs were all dead or out cold depending on who they were hit by. The place was silent. 

[That was anti-climactic. Barely any form of a fight scene!]

[What did you expect? A bunch of people on par with those two mercs from before? These guys are dime a dozen mooks and grunts who exist to be killed off.]

Lincpool then looks up as he spotted Flip in the upstairs offices.

Lincpool: Hey, Flip! Come down here so we can catch up and so I can- CUT YOU OPEN AND FEED YOU, YOUR OWN HEART!!!

Ziam: Duuude. Caaaalm Doooown!

Lincpool: (snappy) No!

Flip moved away from the window and then looked at the devices he had just obtained.

Flip: Like hell, I'm going to let these fall into the hands of some mutants!

The fat man then threw the items out the window into a large clearly man-made river that ran through the entire city. Flip then barricaded the door, but suddenly Lincpool came through the window, sending glass shards everywhere.

Lincpool: Ding dong!

Flip: Bastard-

Flip was about to fire a gun at the albino mutant but Lincpool suddenly teleported beside him.

Lincpool: 完全にデタラメな順番で叫ばれるランダムな言葉! (Kanzen ni detaramena junban de sakeba reru randamuna kotoba! Kono futorisugi yarō!)

[Should we translate that?]

[Let those who can read Japanese know the joke. Or let someone else translate it.]

Lincpool then sliced off Flip's arm, letting it flop to the floor. Flip screamed as the stub where his arm was gushed blood. Lincpool waited as Liam busted down the door.

Lincpool: Honestly, I don't know how you thought this would've gone. Mutants are always going to kick Normie's ass in a fight. I don't know why you guys always seek out battles with mutants when you know damn well you're going to lose.

Flip: Shut up!

Clyde: Now, Flip, all we want is some information. So just tell us what you know. Like where are the other Anti-Mutants?

Flip: Why the hell would I do that, you disgusting-

Suddenly, a throwing knife hit Flip in the leg. He screamed as Lincpool began to twist it.

Rusty: You should also know that the info we ask for is the only reason you're still alive.

Lincpool: I still want to gut you like a pig and feed you to wild dogs. If you don't talk, I get to go full Tokyo Ghoul Torture on your bitchy fat ass!

[Do we need to explain that?]

[For anyone who's seen the anime and knows what he's referring to. I hope not.]

Flip: I refuse! There's nothing you can do to-

Zach: Isn't that his computer?

Zach pointed at a laptop on the table, but Flip laughed.

Flip: Ha! Good luck trying to figure out my password-

Lincpool: Try "Ilikedollarbills".

Stella: Why that?

Lincpool: It was his last password to pretty much anything that needed a password.

Zach entered Lincpool's suggestion and he was in.

Zach: Bad news, Flip. We're into your computer. Meaning we can get all the info we need from this. 

Flip laughed wholeheartedly.

Flip: Then go on! Kill me! You'll never get anything from my computer, other Anti-Mutants will just go on without me! (*BANG!!!*) GAAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU... SONOVA BITCH!!!

Lincpool: (blows steam from his pistol) Go on, keep insulting my mother, I'll just put more holes in you then- Hey, what's that?

Lincpool teleported over to behind the crate and then held up a gun containing some silver ooze.

Flip began sweating bullets as Lincpool lifted the weapon.

Flip: Put that down, you fool! You have no idea how that works.

Lincpool: It looks like a really complicated squirt gun, so I aim then do this.

Lincpool took aim at Flip before pulling the trigger. The gun then began spewing the silver ooze. 

Flip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The ooze began to rapidly melt Flip down to next to nothing. Clyde backed away from the ooze as it puddled around what used to be Flip.

Clyde: Looks like that's an acid that melts organic matter. Would be dangerous to even someone with a healing factor.

Lincpool: Not if you've seen the comics.

Clyde: What?

Lincpool: Nothing. So you've got your info and I got to stroke my murder boner.

Rusty: Gross dude.

Lincpool: Well, I'll see you guys around, I've got bad guys to hunt down and people to kill.

Clyde: Been fun Lincoln, try to be less insane.

Lincpool: Never!

Lincpool then leaped out the window into the river. Before leaping out of the water on the back of a shark.

Rusty: ...... WHEN?!?!?! WHY?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!

Lincpool: Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[Where'd the hell did this shark come from?!]

[Who cares?! Yeehaw!!! Ride 'em, cowboy!]

Rusty rubbed his temples as he exited the room with the others.

*****

Elsewhere, Clyde and co. approached a small dorm-like building. 

Zach: That was mentally exhausting.

Rusty: Lincoln sure went nuts after he found Flip.

Liam: Given what we've seen, I think we've barely scratched the surface of how cruel Linc could be.

Sitting in a remote wheelchair, was a bald man in a dark blue suit with a white undershirt and red tie.

There was also an African woman with white hair and blank white eyes dressed in a skimpy black outfit with gold trimming, a cloak that was connected to gold armbands, and black boots.

The man and woman were talking to a girl mutant wearing a muzzle, behind which were several rows of shark-like teeth. Several of her fingers look like they were bitten several times.

Man: I know it will be uncomfortable but for the safety of the others as well as yourself.

Woman: Don't until you can get over your biting habit, 

Clyde: Professor X! Miss Storm!

Prof. X: Ah! Clyde! Stella, Liam, Zach, Rusty.

Clyde: We got the info you requested... With minimal casualties.

Prof. X: You ran into some problems?

Stella: More like A BIG problem. 

Zach: We found an old friend.

Storm: How would that be a problem-

Rusty: He's got Deadpool's mutations and his madness.

Storm: I see now...

Prof. X: Well have you obtained the information?

Clyde: Yes sir. Looks like the Anti-Mutants were planning to attack several mutants hidden in this city.

Prof. X: That's troubling. We'll prepare some of the X-Men to find these mutants. Go take a rest while we prepare to help these mutants. In the meantime, I'll be out to see if I can't recruit these two new mutants in town.

*****

Elsewhere, the Shark had stopped and was being fished out of the river, much to the confusion of some fishermen, and Lincpool was cutting his way out of the said shark. This only added to the fishermen's confusion.

[That was the stupidest thing we've ever done.]

[Now that's not true. Remember when we went to Ohio.]

[I thought we agreed to never bring up what happened in Ohio.]

Suddenly, the shark bit down on Lincpool and started thrashing.

Lincpool: FUCK!!!

[Ah! Dammit!]

[Shoot Her!! Shooot Her!!!]

*****

Lynn was sitting at home, eating a bar of chocolate while watching TV. That was when she smelled the scent of blood and something else, something familiar. Lynn stepped outside of the apartment building and followed the scent. She soon came to an abandoned building, that looked like a funeral home for veterans, but it hadn't been entered into anyone in years.

Lynn: Wonder if this is the same as when I found Lincoln.

Lynn entered the building and immediately was punched in the face with a deep smell of blood. Having to cover her nose she stepped on a brittle board due to not being able to see it. The moment the board snapped Lynn heard several groans. Turning she saw a horde of zombie-like creatures.

Lynn: (unfazed) ...... Honestly... Lincoln's face is more disturbing.

Lynn unsheathed her claws and lunged into the horde. It was like watching a helicopter's spinning blades tear into zombies. What was weird about these creatures was that they had no blood, when Lynn ripped into one instead of blood and guts, it was more guts jerky. Their organs were dried up like jerky and were about as tough to tear through as paper. After Lynn tore through a creature's head, seeing that the brain was the same as the rest of the organs, Lynn smelled that similar scent again.

Lynn: Alright, come out here. I know you're there. I can literally smell you... Lucy.

Suddenly Lucy Loud stepped out of the shadows, she had become a tall young pre-teen girl, but what was different about her was that her hair had red tips and her skin was much more... Normal like she didn't look like a pale goth anymore. Wearing an old long black dress with dark gray striped sleeves, the dress and sleeves were tattered in places, dark gray striped leggings, which also had, and black boots.

Lucy: I am not Lucy! I am Duskclaw!

Lynn-23: (cocky) And I am Lynn-23. How're ya doing?

Duskclaw: Grrr!!!

Lynn-23 hopped around on her toes before lunging at her sister. Duskclaw flexed her hands and revealed her claws. The two classed, claw for claw. Duskclaw rushed forward and managed to dig her claws into Lynn-23's forearm and ripped it off. 

Duskclaw: Got You!

Lynn-23: Wanna check that again?

Duskclaw was confused by Lynn-23's statement, but quickly felt something was wrong, quite literally. Duskclaw noticed that both her left arm and left leg were gone. Lynn then tossed t

Lynn-23: (taunting) Got you.

As Duskclaw threw away the severed arm, absorbing the blood to regrow her limbs, Lynn grew back a brand new one in mere seconds.

Lynn-23: Well? Come on.

Duskclaw then used the blood that was sent flying from Lynn-23's discarded arm to reattach her leg and arm.

Duskclaw: DIE!!!

Lynn-23 went into a boxer's stance, she began to evade and land swift slashes to Duskclaw before stepping back to evade her attacks.

Lynn-23: Oi, come on, come on.

Duskclaw: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Lynn-23: (thinking) This really does work. Just like how Lincoln used to fight.

*Flashback*

In a forest, Lynn was slammed against a tree, she was wearing shorts and a T-shirt, before being pinned to the tree by a katana, just adding injury to injury as she was completely Out Cold. Also... Her arms and legs were chopped off. Several limbs were scattered about the area, all of which were Lynn's. Suddenly, Lynn snapped awake and her limbs grew back immediately.

Lynn: Damn... (pulling the katana out of herself) Almost had you.

Lincoln was sitting on a log, sharpening his other katana, his mask was more than a ski mask with goggles.

Lincoln: Replace, "Almost", with, "Not Even Close", and you'll be correct.

Lynn: (thinking, narrating) Before... He was always calm and cool-headed when I was impulsive and hot-headed. He used that against me.

Lincoln: You're too angry in battle. You lose sight of what's important and just charge in. Making you predictable and easy to counter and avoid, no point in power if you can't hit your enemy. 

Lynn: But my mutations and healing factor are better, how'd you beat that?

Lincoln: Simple, I strike at your vitals, specifically... I strike at organs that produce things the body needs to function. The lungs are needed to breathe, healing factors can't produce air. The arteries carry blood, healing factors repair damage not control blood production, only kicking it into high gear when you're low, when that happens and losing too much will result in you passing out. And lastly, nerve points, cut those and you lost feeling and a lot of control of your body, even healing factors slow down to focus on fixing those first.

Lynn: Nerd.

Lincoln: Keep talking, I'll find a good strong tree to leave you pinned to like a note on a noticeboard.

Lynn chuckled but stayed quiet.

Lynn: (thinking, narrating) He'd always talk like he was a pro hitman. Lincoln could tell me the exact problems with how I fight and how to kill someone in the most effective way possible. Honestly, I don't think another Mutate's powers fitted him more than Deadpool's. It was honestly scary sometimes.

Lincoln: If you want to make the most of those three things. First, hit the throat, dead center it'll cut off airflow. Then aim for the neck, the side of the neck to be precise, the arteries and nerves are the only paths of the body to the brain, cutting off both signals from the brain and blood flow. Now...

Lincoln pointed his sword at Lynn and motioned for her to get up.

Lincoln: Wanna go again?

Lynn: (smiles) Hell yeah!

Lynn: (thinking, narrating) That was before he lost his mind, I never won against him when he had his senses. Now, he acts like he wants to die, throwing his life in danger without a care in the world. I couldn't help him back then, but now...

*Flashback End*

Lynn-23: (thinking) I can bring home my little sister.

Duskclaw has to jump back to not be slashed to pieces by Lynn-23's claws. Duskclaw jumped on her back and kicked the back of her head, sending Lynn-23's face to the floor. But the sporty girl got up again. He turn around but Leone disappeared. He give some steps ahead and smelled the air.

Lynn-23: No use hiding.

Duskclaw came from a support pillar to snap Lynn-23's neck with her bare hands, but the sporty girl stabbed Duskclaw in the chest before she could do it.

Lynn-23: The nose knows.

Duskclaw kicked off Lynn-23 and leaped back. She was already pissed but Lynn-23 did something that sent her over the edge.

Lynn-23: Come on, Edgar Wannabe. (thinking) That always got her pissed off.

Duskclaw went quiet before letting out a feral shriek. She charged at Lynn-23, her claws ready to tear into her sister's flesh. Lynn-23 retracted her claws as the goth girl got closer. But the moment she got close, the Sporty Loud landed a clean strong blow to Duskclaw's windpipe, breaking it. The loss of air caused Duskclaw to lose consciousness rapidly, suddenly Lynn-23's claw jammed into the sides of her neck pulling on nerves and arteries without cutting them, exposing them to the open air.

Lynn-23: I don't need to do research like Linc used to do to know what you've been doing. You shouldn't drink so much blood. Makes you look normal but act like a drunk bitch.

Lynn-23 cut the exposed nerves and arteries. Duskclaw lost all function in her body, blood spewed out like a geyser. Duskclaw's skin changed from a healthy color to an almost lifeless white. Despite this, her wounds closed up and she flopped over, lightly snoring like someone passing out after drinking too much.

Lynn-23: There, all better.

*****

Ronnie Anne looked up when she heard the jingle of the opening door's bell, she saw Lynn walk in with a still-out-cold Lucy.

Ronnie Anne: Is that-

Lynn: Long day, shut up, fuck off.

Ronnie Anne stayed quiet as Lynn walked up the stairs. About an hour later, the bell above the door rang again, and Ronnie saw Lincoln walking in with the jaws of a shark still bitten down on his waist. Clearly, to the viewers at least, the shark he rode in was still alive and tried to make him a last meal before it died. 

Ronnie Anne: What-

Lincoln: Long day, shut up, fuck off.

Ronnie Anne: Everybody is crabby today.

Lincoln walked upstairs and to his apartment door, knocking twice on the door.

Lincoln: Knock knock.

Inside, Lynn was letting Lucy rest in her room while she napped on the couch. But hearing the knocking, Lynn stood up and walked over to the door.

Lynn: Whose there?

Lincoln: Open.

Lynn: Open who-

Suddenly, the door was kicked open and slammed into Lynn's face.

Lincoln: OPEN SAYS ME!!!

Lynn immediately brought out her claws and Lincoln aimed a gun at her head.

Lincoln: We both had a long day. So put the claws away before we trash this apartment in a brawl.

Lynn: You kicked a door in my face.

Lincoln: (happily) And I'd do it again.

Lucy: Can you two shut up?

Lincoln looked to see Lucy coming out of Lynn's room.

Lucy: I have a splitting headache and you two aren't helping.

Lincoln: ...... Wanna see something gross?

Lynn: You take off that mask and I'm stabbing you.

Lincoln: Try it. See what happens.

As the two siblings continued their bickering, someone was watching them from a room in an adjacent building. It was Prof. X, he was observing the two while Lucy returned to bed.

Prof. X: I should start with the one with Wade's powers, he'll be the most problematic.

Prof. X closed his eyes and focused before the world around him faded out. He then opened his eyes to see a living room of a family house.

Prof. X: This is the mind of the boy? It's... Peaceful. Nothing like Wade's.

[SHINK!!!/CLICK!!!]

The professor felt a gun at his head and a sword to his throat.

???/???: Who The Fuck Are You?

To Be Continued....