Chapter 4: Friends

Here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Lincoln was walking down the street, getting either hateful glares or confused looks about his mask. Some knew why he wore the mask but others were just confused.

[Still can't believe Lynn kicked us out of OUR apartment!]

[Her period was coming, would you wanna be there?]

[Fair point, but still.]

Anti-Mutant Man: Disgusting mutant.

Lincoln: What's disgusting is the fact that your fly is down.

The anti-mutant man looked down to see that his zipper was in fact down. Lincoln smiled as the man struggled to pull his zipper back up.

[These Anti-Mutants are more of an embarrassment than anything.]

[Seriously, who forgets to pull up their zipper?]

Lincoln: That's why my pants are elastic, don't need to worry about my fly being down cause I ain't got a zipper!

Lincoln continued down the street, buying a hot dog on his way. He noticed he was being followed, there were several dozen men, one of which was a

[Could these guys be more obvious?]

[I've seen Lynn be more stealthy. And she's about as obvious as a brick to glass!]

Lincoln walked down an alleyway while eating his hot dog. Still somehow eating through his mask. He watched as several men with pipes, bats, and knives, came from both sides of the alley.

Lincoln: Your aware that you people were about as sneaky as an air horn with the button taped down, right?

Anti-Mutant Man: Shut it, freak!

The anti-mutant man pulls it out and rolls up his sleeves.

Lincoln: Really? Rolling up the sleeves?

The man pulls out some knives and charges Lincoln while twirling the knives around as he approached. Lincoln sighed in annoyance takes out his katanas and chopped the man's hands off.

Anti-Mutant Man: AH-AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Lincoln: Calm down you big baby. Cutting it clean off hurts way less than not all the way. Believe me, I know.

[We have lost many limbs before when Lynn was still going through her periods.]

Anti-Mutant Man 2: You psychotic little-

The Anti-Mutant Man flinched when Lincoln pointed his katanas at him.

Lincoln: You came here to pick a fight. A bit pathetic to be acting like cowards now. You should've expected to die or get seriously hurt, that comes with the territory when fighting superheroes or supervillains.

Anti-Mutant Man 3: Y-you're a menace!

Lincoln: You choose to attack a child because he pointed out the fact that some guy's pants' zipper was down. Bringing pipes, bats, and knives. You're more of a menace than I am cause it was your choice to find a fight while fights find me.

Lincoln twirled his blades around when he got the sudden urge to dodge.

[We should listen to the commentary!]

Lincoln: BAMF!!!

Lincoln teleported away letting a sonic wave blast by him and send the non-injured Anti-Mutant men flying further down the alley. Lincoln reappeared in another flash and he looked to see his old friends. Clyde, Stella, Liam, Rusty, and Zach.

Clyde wears circular glasses with thick black rims and blue-tinted lenses. He has freckles and black hair styled into an Afro. He is normally seen wearing black pants, and a yellow-and-blue striped jacket over a white shirt. He wears black tennis shoes with three white stripes, and white laces on each. 

Stella is a tall and slender Filipina-American girl, with tan skin, freckles, and black hair that curls up at the back end with two strands of hair standing out, two pairs of eyelashes, and noticeably slanted eyes. Her main attire consists of a white short-sleeved sweater with a red star in the middle and red sleeve cuffs and collar, black pants, and green sneakers. She also wears a wristwatch on her right hand and a red hair clip on the back of her head.

Liam is as tall as Lincoln and has freckles on his cheeks that appeared and disappeared. He has orange hair styled into a bowl cut and two buck teeth. His regular clothing attire consists of a light and dark green striped t-shirt, brown shorts, white sneakers with green stripes, and white socks with red and blue stripes.

Rusty Spokes has fair skin and curly orange hair. He wears blue shorts, a yellow T-shirt with a white collar and sleeve cuffs, and white shoes. He also has buck teeth and freckles all over his face.

Zach is a short kid with wild unkempt red hair, glasses, buck teeth, and freckles on his cheeks. He wears a white and blue striped jacket, blue sweatpants, and white sneakers.

Clyde: You alright man?

Lincoln: Clyde, Stella, Liam, Rusty, Zach!

Liam: Have we met before?

Lincoln: Clyde has a picture of Lori's bikini in his wallet that he never gets rid of. Not even Lori in the bikini, just the bikini.

Clyde: Lincoln!?

Stella: How was that something that made you think it was Lincoln?

Clyde: Because only Lincoln knew about that before now.

Rusty: Can I see that pic?

Clyde: No.

Lincoln: Glad to see you guys haven't changed at all.

Zach: What's with the mask, dude?

The camera zoomed out as Lincoln took off his mask showing the city from above.

Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*****

At an ice cream parlor, the six kids were sitting down at a table. All but Lincoln were shivering like they were having PTSD attacks. All after seeing Lincoln's face.

Liam: I am going to have nightmares about your face for years...

Stella: I saw too much today... Blood veins... Muscle fibers... The underside of skin...

Stella slowly took a sip of her soda, still looking straight ahead of her.

Lincoln: Now never ask about this mask again.

No one responded.

[I think they're broken.]

[We need something so confusing and shocking that it snaps them out of this.]

[A taser?]

[No that's just shocking.]

[An abstract picture?]

[No that's just confusing.]

Lincoln: I got it!

Lincoln then took his soda then chugged it, somehow not spilling a drop while still wearing his mask. This made the entire parlor look at him in complete shock and awe. Upon finishing his drink Lincoln placed the glass down and showed his unstained mask, which drew more shock and awe.

Rusty: HOW IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK!?!?!?

The five friends were now having a mental crisis trying to figure out how Lincoln drank his soda with his mask on and spilled not a drop nor stained his mask.

[That got them out of it.]

Lincoln: So how have you guys been?

Stella: We've been getting by... On our own, that is.

Lincoln: Meaning...?

Clyde: We're all orphans, Linc.

Lincoln: Seriously?

Liam: Lincoln, there are four mutants at this table. Care to take a guess?

Lincoln: Clyde, Me, Stella, and you. Rusty and Zach are Normies.

Rusty: Damn. On his first try. How'd you know?

Lincoln: I read the DMs between Omegacrow and Lance.

Clyde: (ignoring that answer) Well, we lost our parents when Royal Woods Anti-Mutants went on a Mutant Hunt. It was like the Witch Hunts in Salem, houses were burnt down and families were killed.

The five gained depressed looks on their faces.

[Wait, wasn't only the Loud House burnt down?]

[My guess is that the Loud House being burned down started the smoking gun. Or Lance is pulling this out of his non-existent ass.]

[Ha! Lance has a flat ass!]

Lincoln accidentally spills his drink onto his lap, staining his suit and clothes.

Lincoln: Ah! Dammit!

[Maybe don't taunt the guy writing this story? We may be unkillable, but he can still make us look like morons.]

Liam: You only know of that cause of Haiku. Wonder where she is.

Stella: So yeah, many kids from Royal Woods were made homeless cause of the Anti-Mutants.

Clyde: My dads left me a lot of money so I could just buy a place for us to stay.

[Explains why we got an apartment without question. Must be expected in this town for kids to be working for money to get themselves a home.]

Lincoln: So what brings you to this town?

Clyde: We're following a lead on an Anti-Mutant who came here.

Lincoln: Oh? Who'd that be?

Rusty: Flip.

Lincoln: Flip?

*Flashback*

The Loud House was burning and Rita was carrying Lynn Sr. who was passed out during this. Lincoln could barely see through his melting face.

Rita: Kids! Stay with me! Don't-

*BANG!!!*

Suddenly, a shotgun blast rang out, and Rita collapsed, a gunshot wound on her back. Then the siblings heard Flip's voice.

Flip: GOT THE MUTANTS' BROOD BITCH!!! 

Leni nearly collapsed at the sight of their now-dead mother.

Lori: Run out the back!

*Flashback End!*

Lincoln: Hahaha! Looks like I'm joining you.

[The dark side is strong in this one.]

[Shut up.]

Rusty: Buddy, you don't have to-

Lincoln: Do you honestly think you can stop me from following you?

Rusty opened his mouth and then closed it to think for a moment.

Rusty: Fair enough.

Clyde: Well, we might as well show you what we can do.

Lincoln: Bore me and I put a bullet in you.

Zach: (rolls eyes) Very funny do.

Lincoln: Haha! It's funny that you think I won't for kicks.

Stella: You really are crazy.

Lincoln: You found me with a guy whose hands I chopped off. What was your first clue?

The kids paid for their drinks and left the ice cream parlor.

*****

After a few hours of walking, Lincoln and the others were at the edge of town, a large lake-side area with a grassy field and several trees.

Clyde: I'll go first since I'm kinda the leader of this ragtag group.

Lincoln:: From a sidekick to a leader, things really have changed.

Clyde rolled his eyes and then, with one arm raised, snapped his fingers. The result was a massive sound wave that shot out with a thunderous roar.

Clyde: I can make really loud sound waves. I'm more accurate with my mouth though.

[That's what she said.]

[Since Lance is the Super Power Nerd, let's just let him explain it.]

[Sonic Amp - Clyde can amplify the sounds made from his hands or mouth to thunderous levels. Making even the slightest noise]

Clyde: I can also use my lips!

[That's what she said.]

Stella: I'm next!

Stella then proceeded to take off her shoes, revealing she wasn't wearing socks, followed by taking off her shirt and pants.

[I don't care for this!]

[Why? A girl is undressing in front of us!]

[She's a minor!]

[So are we.]

Stella revealed under her clothes were a spandex sports bra and shorts. Suddenly, Stella began to grow in height, continuing until she was roughly seventy feet tall.

Liam: How long is this?

[That's what she said!]

Rusty: Wording, dude.

[Are we in one of those videos from A Giant Woman, A Giant Woman?]

Lincoln: No, the chapter would've started with this.

[Giantess - Stella can grow up to seventy feet tall, with the strength to match her size. Like a kid in a model city where everything is smaller than normal or a mech in a city.]

Liam: (as Stella shrinks to normal size) My turn!

Liam's body suddenly bulks up, horns sprout from his head, and fur covers his body. His face then contorts into that of a bull or an ox, hard to tell which.

Liam: I turn into a bull!

Lincoln: (mockingly) Bull also does not speak well!

[Ox Form - Laim can turn himself into an Ox Humanoid. Gaining super strength and durability, however, Liam loses a lot of his intelligence when in his bull form.]

Liam reverted back to his normal self.

Rusty: Having powers is cool and all but... Nope, can't think of anything to complement us Normies.

Zach: I'm a hacker, I can hack pretty much into any computer.

Rusty: I handle the more delicate parts of what we do, that don't require super strength. Which are just lock picking and electrical wiring.

Stella: (putting her pants on) I'm sure that given your outfit, your powers are like Deadpool's?

Lincoln: Supercharged Healing Factor and Superhuman physical ability. 

[Matched with complete insanity.]

[And self-taught swordsmanship and marksmanship.]

Clyde: Before we tell you anything, just know we want information from Flip. Not to kill him.

Lincoln: And I want to see the life bleed from his eyes while he tries to stuff his entrails back into his cut-open body.

Silence covered the area after Lincoln said that.

Rusty: What the fuck, dude.

Lincoln: Again, you guys found me after I chopped a guy's hands off. Why are you shocked?

*****

Elsewhere, in an office room, a middle-aged fat man of short stature with grey hair and facial hair was sitting at the desk.

???: First Huggins dies, then Prower... We're losing a lot here.

Suddenly a thuggish-looking man walks in but the man aims a gun at him.

???: This better be good news or I'm shooting you!

Thug: T-the "that" package arrived, sir!

???: What's the package? I don't remember another about a package

Thug: Not "a" package. "That" package, boss.

???: Oh? (realizes) Oh! Bring it to the office.

The thug nodded and signaled to two more thugs behind him, who carried a large wooden box.

???: Well, open it!

The thugs quickly opened the box to reveal several. A gun containing some silver ooze.

Three pads connected together with tubes with a glowing yellow fluid coming going through it.

Several tubes with a glowing blue energy inside.

There were more but those were just at the top.

???: Perfect! These will turn the tables in our fight to purge all mutants from the war!

*BOOM!!!*

???: The hell was that?!

The man and thugs could hear fighting and gunshots being fired outside.

Lincpool: FLIIIIIIIP~!!! Where the FUCK are you!? I've got a boot print to leave on each of your three asscheeks! I've even got a third boot to kick you with!

Flip: Loud!?!?

To be Continued...

That's all for this chapter, bye!

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