Chapter 3: The Battle
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Lincpool and Dead Reaper stared at each other, fingers on their respective triggers, ready to fire. The Lincpool looked at the fourth wall and had a happy grin on his masked face.
Lincpool: FIGHT!
Both combatants shoot at each other, with their Machine Guns deflecting each one of their bullets.
Lincpool: BANG! BANG! BANG! B-B-B-BANG!
In slow motion at Lincpool's side comes five bullets, and came another from Dead Reaper's side, bouncing off to opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.
Lincpool: Uh-Oh!
Lincpool drops his machine guns. Dead Reaper pulls out two ammo clips from his armor to reload, only to realize that Lincpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to. Lincpool teleports behind him.
Lincpool: BAMF!
Lincpool delivers several punches and kicks to Dead Reaper, ending with a spin kick, sending him flying.
Lincpool: BAMF!
Lincpool appears in Dead Reaper's flight path and delivers a powerful uppercut.
Lincpool: Shoryuken! BAMF!
Lincpool teleports into the air in slow-mo, poised to kick.
Lincpool: Check out this rad air!
Dead Reaper gets kicked in the stomach, and lands on the ground, pulling out a lance. Dead Reaper twirls his staff around as Lincpool lands on the ground.
Lincpool: A Donatello fan, huh? (takes out his twin katanas) I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself.
[Although I think most people would pin us more as a Michelangelo.]
[You know that's just the labeling-]
Dead Reaper hits him with his staff, interrupting him.
Lincpool: (distorted groan) I will not be labeled!
The two mercs clash weapons several times, in the midst of this, Lincpool just almost touches Dead Reapers' suit with the tip of his katana showing a gap in his defense but doesn't do anything with this moment.
Lincpool: No touchy-feely!
They resume clashing their weapons until Lincpool is knocked far back by Dead Reaper's Bo staff, but recovers his landing. Dead Reaper goes after Lincpool, who vanishes from sight.
Lincpool: BAMF! (teleports as Dead Reaper leaps into the air) Let's do this!
Lincpool clashes with Dead Reaper, but Dead Reaper gains the advantage after landing. Delivering a series of swift and rapid thrust attacks on the young mutate.
Lincpool: (yelps) OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!
Lincpool escapes the attack and resumes the clashing before he teleports into the air.
Lincpool: Comin' at ya!
Lincpool attacks him in midair, but Dead Reaper breaks his katanas with his staff. Lincpool teleports away to the side of a road, realizing his swords are broken.
Lincpool: Aw man!
[Sure hope you kept the deposit on those.]
[What deposit? We stole these.]
Dead Reaper leaps through a window and chases after him.
Lincpool: (tosses the weapons away) I gotta say, It's kinda an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside, of course.
Dead Reaper seeing how... resilient his opponent was, twirled his staff and prepared some kind of attack.
Dead Reaper: Let's see what kind of mark this leaves on you.
Dead Reaper shoots a laser out of his lance, piercing through Lincpool's stomach and knocking him onto the road and he gets hit by an incoming truck. While on the truck windshield, his wounds begin to heal.
Lincpool: ACK! (to the driver) Hey buddy! Don't let me slow you down!
Lincpool teleports on top of the truck.
Lincpool: Where is that son of a gun? I'm gonna show him what for, I swear-
Lincpool suddenly shot straight through the head.
Lincpool: [OOOoooh, SHIT!]
Dead Reaper is revealed to have his sniper rifle, and he reloads. Lincpool lands on the windshield again.
Lincpool: (talking to the truck driver again) Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!
*With Lynn*
Heart Huntress throws a chakram at Lynn-23, but she quickly deflects it. She then bounces straight upwards at Heart Huntress, unleashing her claws and thrashing them back and forth. But then Heart Huntress dodges with a backflip, as the two then face each other.
The two then start to exchange and collide punches, as it keeps going and going until Heart Huntress kicks Lynn-23 backward. Lynn-23 angrily responded with a head butt, and then soon unleashed the claw from her left foot, kicking Heart Huntress's cheek, and launching her to the right.
Suddenly, Lynn-23 senses then kick in. She turns around and sees the chakram from earlier ready to stab her from behind. She then quickly reacts and slashes through the chakram, splitting it in half, but only found out to be a trap as it then starts to electrocute her as she then stumbles with one knee on the ground
Heart Huntress: Heads up!
Lynn-23: Wh-
Lynn-23 then gets stabbed in the torso by two chakrams as a third then starts to come her way, but it's then interrupted, as she then grabs it quickly, stopping it from stabbing her.
Heart Huntress: Really, again?
Lynn-23: What are you talking about?
The chakram then beeps four times, and it then explodes, launching Lynn-23 backward to fall into the flames. Then suddenly, It then goes silent...
Heart Huntress: My, my, that went quickly! I thought you would pick up a better fight! Well, then I'll be...
Lynn-23: RRRAAAGGGHHH!!!
Heart Huntress: What The!?
Lynn-23 then jumps out of the flames, with her skull showing on the right of her face, soon regenerating. She then collides with her fist and pulls back her hands, slamming the Heart Huntress's head. She then lands on the ground and uppercuts Heart Huntress, sending them straight into the air.
Heart Huntress: You sure are tough. Despite being a downgrade of Wolverine. You know, 'cause you lack the adamantium claws.
Lynn-23: If I'm a downgrade, how could I do this?
Lynn-23 then flexed her hands, Heart Huntress recognized the sound as bones coming out of the socket. Lynn-23 then whipped her arm and something came flying at Heart Huntress, she dodges and saw it was Lynn-23's bone claws.
Heart Huntress: I don't get it, you just disarmed your-
Lynn-23 suddenly sprouted two new claws from her hand.
Lynn-23: You were saying?
*With Lincpool*
Lincpool teleports on top of the truck again. Dead Reaper shoots and misses Lincpool while he keeps teleporting closer, even moving to the other side of the bridge at one point.
Lincpool: MISSED ME! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! (teleports) I! (teleports) HATE! (teleports) YOUR! (teleports behind DR) DUMBFACE!
Dead Reaper whips around and punches Lincpool in the gut.
Lincpool: OH, MY KIDNEY!
Lincpool is repeatedly punched and kicked until he goes down, Dead Reaper then pulls out his sword. Lincpool gets back up.
Lincpool: Oh, is it swordfight time? Good thing I carry spares!
Lincpool and Dead Reaper continue fighting, with Lincpool parrying Dead Reaper.
Lincpool: Guess it's cutting time!
Lincpool continuously slashes Dead Reaper, but his armor and healing factor leave him unscathed. Dead Reaper gains the upper hand, shoots Lincpool in the face several times with his pistol, and breaks Lincpool's spare katanas.
Dead Reaper: If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable.
Lincpool: OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
[WE'RE PREDICTABLE!?]
Lincpool reaches and pulls out a boombox, pressing play.
https://youtu.be/egDgt4RkxpI
Lincpool somehow changes his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a Lincpool headband.
[We're just getting warmed up!]
As he starts dancing around, special effects surrounds him making it more flashy and people are cheering from the foreground, causing Dead Reaper to groan. Lincpool still breakdances while dodging all of Dead Reaper's attacks and hitting him with break dance moves.
Lincpool: (sings) Splick splick, Dynamite! (moonwalks) He's coming for me, Watch the fight!
As Lincpool keeps on dancing, an annoyed Dead Reaper pulls out a gun and shoots the bus tires with his pistol, causing it to skid and causing hundreds of car crashes. Both combatants stagger. Lincpool teleports just as a car flies towards both him and Dead Reaper while Dead Reaper dodges it. Vans and cars kept crashing. Lincpool, who now is back in his old clothes and had dual pistols, and Dead Reaper both leap off two different vehicles towards each other.
The truck tips over while the combatants fight in mid-air and then land on the side of the school bus, still in midair. They continue to fight, evenly matched, until Lincpool holds a gun to Dead Reaper's head, which ends in Dead Reaper wildly slashing Lincpool.
Lincpool: [OW! OW! OW! MY/OUR OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW!]
Lincpool gets impaled through the chest.
[OUR SPLEEN!]
Lincpool then gets shot in the back of the head and sent flying.
[OUR HEAD!]
Lincpool ends up landing on a flying car.
[OH! IT'S CRAMPING!]
Dead Reaper cuts the car in half causing an explosion. He then realizes his sword is missing after the explosion. Lincpool teleports behind Dead Reaper and stabs him with his own sword.
Lincpool: Pop-Pop, watching Dead Reaper-
A truck is seen about to collide with Lincpool and he notices.
Lincpool: Ah, damn it!
The truck collides with Lincpool, sending him crashing to the ground.
[OH, OUR THIRD LUNG!]
The truck explodes, and extreme effects like Michael Bay's film.
*With Lynn*
Heart Huntress recovers quickly, soon taking out a capsule and then chucking it at Lynn-23, now fully healed. Lynn-23 smacked it away but it covers the area with smoke.
But it acts almost like nothing, as Lynn-23 sniffs the air then jumps up and starts to slash the Heart Huntress within mid-air, then grabs her and spinning constantly like a tornado and soon they break through a window into a cubical room and slam into the floor. Lynn-23 then gets up, taking out a piece of glass from her shoulder.
Lynn-23: Well then... you like playing with toys huh?
Heart Huntress then gets up, takes out her Battle Staff, and then stares at Lynn-23.
Lynn-23: Then let's play with some toys...
Lynn-23 unleashes all her claws in anger, from her hands and down to her feet, and then dashes straight toward Heart Huntress. She then jumps up, putting her claws from her feet straight forward as she then impales Heart Huntress's torso, then does a flip striking her claws upward until she removes them from her chest, leaving two big scars. Heart Huntress then stumbles backward, almost dropping her staff, but gets up enraged, as she dashes towards Lynn-23, smacking her with the staff. She then pulls it back and starts to violently poke Lynn-23. She then stops and pokes her neck.
Lynn-23: Hm?
She then thrusts her staff up, smacking her chin. She then puts up her leg and pulls back, then realizes a kick that blows Lynn-23 out of the window again. She then takes out her grappling hook and locks it to another side of a building and jumps up, pulling her towards the building.
Lynn-23: Oh for the love of...
Lynn-23 then gets up, only to be smacked by Heart Huntress's staff as she swings by.
Lynn-23: That's it...
Heart Huntress pulls up her feet, puts them onto the building, and then jumps towards Lynn-23 again. Suddenly everything seems like it's going slowly. Lynn-23 then cocks her head up, looking rather ticked as she pulls back her hand and then aims upward, cutting the staff in half as the movement goes back to normal. Heart Huntress then rolls over onto the ground until her foot is grabbed.
Heart Huntress: The Hel-!..
Lynn-23 then pulls her upward and then slams her into the ground twice. She then raises her up, still holding her by the leg. She then grabs her Utility Belt, tears it off, then throws her at a brick wall.
Heart Huntress: Dear god, you sure are...
Heart Huntress then gets startled, as Lynn-23 thrusts her claws into the brick wall, right next to both sides of Heart Huntress's head.
Lynn-23: Were you gonna say angry? Because "angry" doesn't even BEGIN TO COVER HOW PISSED I AM!!!
*With Lincpool*
An unconscious Dead Reaper is seen, as is Lincpool, who is unfazed by the damage, and he gets up revealing that he's missing an arm.
Lincpool: Well, that escalated quickly. Yeah, you might want to lay low for a couple of days, cause... you are, pretty much responsible for mass murder.
Lincpool puts his limb back on while Dead Reaper, who is missing his mask, lets out a groan while regaining consciousness with a sword in his chest.
Lincpool: (laughs) It's a Dead Reaper kabob!
While he was pointing at Dead Reaper mockingly, he just realized that he put his leg on the upper arm and his arm was attached to the thigh by mistake.
Lincpool: Whoops! Hang on, give me a sec.
[Oh, this is going to hurt!]
Lincpool attaches his limbs in the correct places while Dead Reaper pulls his sword out of his chest, then struggles to get up while groaning in pain.
Lincpool: Wow, you sure are durable... Wait... Why aren't you bleeding?
Dead Reaper: No more games!
The combatants clash swords once more, once again evenly matched. While their swords are locked Lincpool grabs and points his pistol against his arm and right at Dead Reaper's face.
Lincpool: All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!
Lincpool fires, the bullet going through his arm and hitting Dead Reaper's eye. Dead Reaper staggers while covering his wounded eyes that were formed by the gun's bullet. Lincpool teleports behind Dead Reaper and cuts him, and Dead Reaper falls as the screen blacks out. The screen fades back in with Dead Reaper talking.
Dead Reaper: (deep voice) And the moral of the story is...
Lincpool reveals himself puppeteering Dead Reaper's severed head.
Lincpool: (normal voice, gasps) Lincpool wins! YAY!
Explosions are heard, while Lincpool tosses the head aside, singing and dancing to the Macarena while replacing the lines.
Lincpool: (replacing lines) This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA! (Chomping Noise)
[Now that you're done fighting, you may want to notice that DR over there is still not bleeding.]
*With Lynn-23*
Lynn-23 then slams her claws into the wall again, and then jumps up and smashes her foot into Heart Huntress's face. Lynn-23 then grabs her by the leg and then smashes her head into the wall again.
Lynn-23: Are you done yet?
Heart Huntress then gets up, puts her feet onto the wall, and then slams her head into the wall again. She then gets up, takes her staff, and throws it toward Lynn-23, who dodges it. She then takes out her shield and then dodges the staff again. Heart Huntress then takes out her grappling hook and hooks it onto a wall, pulling her into the air.
Heart Huntress: Just how tough is this kid!?
Suddenly, two claws come flying at Heart Huntress, or rather, her grapple line. Causing her to fall down to the ground.
Lynn-23: Tougher than any damage you can dish out.
Lynn-23 digs her claws into the walls then curves them with a swing of her arm, making pieces of bricks hit Heart Huntress. Lynn-23 then grabs her and rolls backward, then throwing her over her shoulder. Heart Huntress then took out her Crossbow then took aim, until Lynn-23 then grabs her hand, and slices it in half with one swing.
Heart Huntress: Oh no...
Lynn-23: No more games. No more toys.
Lynn-23 grabs her hair, and then punches her stomach, making her spit out some blood. She then punches her two more times, spinning her in the other direction, then impaling her from the back.
Lynn-23: Game over.
Lynn-23 then takes out her claws, as she then cuts through her neck, decapitating her.
Lynn-23: I win.
Lynn-23 cracks her neck and Lincpool suddenly kicks in the door.
Lincpool: Wow, we both did some decapitation!
Lynn-23 looks around, despite the brutal fight, most of the blood spilled was hers.
Lynn-23: Any reason why these guys don't bleed?
Lincpool: (looks up) Try asking them.
Lynn-23 looked up where Lincpool was and saw Dead Reaper and Heart Huntress.
Lynn-23: (unsheathes claws) How the hell are you alive!? I chopped your head off.
Heart Huntress: Simple shorty, you'd really fight us. You fought Synths.
Dead Reaper: We're mercs, but we're not stupid. Unlike you two, not everyone has the luxury of a healing factor. So we send in Synths, artificial humans that we can control with a headband that transfers all brainwaves to-
Lynn-23: I failed science class several times.
Lincpool: They used a fake human that they can control like a robot with your mind.
[You only know that from comic books.]
Dead Reaper: You can make it think and act like you, even perfectly copy your skills. Best way to gather money without risking your skin.
Lynn-23: Alright that's pretty smart. So what now, wanna go for round two?
Heart Huntress: Put your claws away short stuff. We're here to talk not fight.
Dead Reaper: Even with a thousand Synths I don't think the outcome would change. You two are mutants correct?
Lincpool: Yep.
[That's pretty obvious.]
Heart Hunter: Well, you're in the right town. Just make sure you visit the right places.
Lynn-23: That's it? No hints as to who we should go after?!
Lincpool: They're mercs, Lynn. They don't care or will do anything if they aren't paid. And we don't have the cash to pay them for a hint.
[We do kill for money too.]
[Yes, but we are unprofessional, childish, and insane.]
[You know what... Fair.]
Dead Reaper threw down a capsule that released a flash then smoke, and like that, the two were gone.
Lincpool: We'd better get out of here before the cops come busting down the door. (holds up a laptop) I already found their laptop, so all I need to do is try and see what I can-
Suddenly the laptop exploded, bursting open and burning to a thousand tiny pieces.
[Not sure what I was expecting.]
Lincpool: Oh course... Mercs leave no traces... Let's go get some pizza and go home... I'm sick of this already...
[Ooooo... Defeated tone... It's bad...]
Lynn-23: I'm down with that.
Lincpool and Lynn-23 quickly left the building as police stormed the building. Finding only carnage, and not the symbiote.
*****
Later at the Loud sibling's apartment. Ronnie Anne was joining Lynn and Lincoln in pizza.
Ronnie Anne: Man... That really blows about you right back where you started.
Lincoln: Maybe.
Lincoln then somehow eats a slice through his mask. Which just confused Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: Uh-
Lynn: (pinching the bridge of her nose) Don't question it. Trust me. It'll only make less sense and give you a headache.
[How in the hell are we eating through our mask?]
[You wanna take it off?]
[Fair argument.]
On the TV it was on the news again.
Newsman: With the mayor back in office, the criminals remain at large but the Royal Lakes police forces are still searching for these two criminals.
Newswoman: More breaking news, the competitor for mayor Prower has dropped out of running for mayor, after being admitted to the hospital for an undisclosed injury.
*****
At the hospital. Mike Prower had his hand in a cast. Dead Reaper and Heart Huntress then entered the room.
Dead Reaper: So. Ready to pay us what you owe? Or shall I rip the skin off your other hand?
Mike: It's over there. I hope you choke on it.
Heart Huntress opened the case to see the money.
Heart Huntress: It's been a pleasure.
Mike: Fuck you!!
Heart Huntress: You wish you could.
The mercs left the building without another word.
Mike: Damn... The others are on their own now... I need to recover both physically and financially from this mess!
Mike laid his head down as he rested. Until he heard a beep. Mike looked around, but just outside of his view, there was a beeping bomb at the foot of his bed. The beeping got faster and faster until-
*THOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
The bomb exploded and Mike was engulfed in flames. On top of an adjacent building, Dead Reaper and Heart Huntress were talking to someone.
???: Is the job done?
Dead Reaper: Yes. He's dead.
???: Good, another Anti-Mutant in the grave. The money will be sent to your account.
Dead Reaper hung up the phone and disappeared into the alleyways.
To Be Continued...
That's all for now, I hope you liked it. Bye!
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