Lincoln was annoyed with two people. They are his parents, he sometimes wonders if he was adopted or something. His sisters cause so much trouble not once have they done anything. They did nothing with the sister fight protocol, Luan fucking planking, and now they kick him out of the house because of the bad luck thing he made up. What kind of family does that? He was lucky that neighbors saw him and took him to their house. He just talked to pop pop and asked to live with him. He agreed because he was furious at Rita and Lynn Sr. Lincoln had enough with this family. He can't even relax without being bothered.

"Lincoln, why do you have bags and where is your suit?" Rita asked, glaring.

"One, I'm leaving, two fuck the damn suit. I'm leaving this hell because you guys are the worst parents ever!!! I mean really I'm surprised you are even allowed to have kids?"

"Lincoln"

"Don't Lincoln me, you lock me out of the house. Who the hell does that? Do realized how stupid that was? Guys, I lied. I'm sorry but I lied I was never bad luck. All those thing happen because I wanted for once to relax. Because I did almost everything in this. I helped everyone day in and day out not once get anytime for myself. The only reason I went to that fucking softball game because Lynn threatened me with a bat. And when she lost, she had the fucking nerve to blame me saying I was bad luck. Then spread it around the house. So clearly it her fucking fault that it started, mine for letting it happen, and your for taking this too far. I was at the neighbors and did you know I have convinced them not to call the cops and them arrest you guys." Both parents were shocked. "Don't be shocked you guys put a minor out of the house. Then they heard about the squirrel suit thank to your big mouth Luan making joke about it. They accuse you guys being abused." Rita gasped "think about it kid plus hot suit plus hot day at the beach plus being forced to wear it equal death."

"Lincoln we didn't kn-"

"How the fuck can you not know? It's common fucking sense. It was streaming hot at the beach. Speaking of that did you also know people was giving you guys dirty looks after tell his only son to put the mask put on when he was sweating his ass off. You guys have no right to call yourself parents. You're anything but parents, you allow the girls to run wild and do almost everything in the house. You let bring mud and dangerous animals here, you allow the youngest sibling to run experiments with a baby in the room. Instead of stopping Luan from going nuts on April's fools you two hide like cowards and you even let her bribe you with money we could have use for the house. Well congrats your daughter is America most wanted."

"What?"

"Yeah, one of her prank put a kid in the hospital. And how that they knew it was her because she was laughing and making jokes. The parents put two and two together then call the cops but she ran. And now you have a wanted criminal in the house. In case you wondering why cops aren't ask Lisa." Lincoln said, bring his bags to the door. "Oh let not forget the sisters fight protocol. Where the fuck were you guys. You guys are the parents you should have done something but no once again you hid like cowards. Make me wonder why have kids when stuff gets too much you guys just hide. Let the problem solved itself well guess what it didn't solve shit instead prove you guys can take action." He open the door. "Until you guys act like parents and not whining little bitches, maybe I'll come back but til then good bye." He then left hoping to never come back.

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