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Twas a day in Kuoh Academy, when all through the school not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Until some the wrath of both Hyoudou twins were incurred.

Kise: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA!!!!!

Issei: GO TO HORNY FUCKING JAIL BONK!!!!!

With the sound of an impact that could only be described as the hand of God, Matsuda and Motohama were down for the count, with the twins standing right behind them, and Asia surprised while they were out cold at her feet.

Asia: O_O

Kise: You fuck boys asked for that one!! Hands away from the angry yet adorable bean at all times!!!

Issei: No perving out on my watch, you hornball cunts!!!

Kiba: For once, I can see the resemblance.

Kise&Issei: Huh?

If it wasn't obvious before, Asia had been enrolled into Kuoh Academy, as at the end of the day the Perverted Duo had gotten more friendly then either twin could abide by.

Koneko: That was the most justified hit I haven't gotten the chance to join.

Kise: Next time.

The group had all decided to leave, soon arriving at the ORC clubhouse. Having gotten used to arriving there regularly, and people not quite minding his comical entrances, Kise had booted the door open.

Kise: I'M BACK BITCHES!!!

Rias: Kicking open the door today huh? 8 out of 10, there could've been a little more flair.

Kise: DAMNIT, one day I'll give a 10/10 entrance!

Rias: Well, now that you're here, here's the reward for the 10th Stray Devil in a row.

Rias handed Kise an envelop filled with money, as Kise's eyes changed into dollar signs.

Kise: Jackpot!

Rias: Honestly, this is quite the mutually beneficial pact we've entered.

Kise: Yeah that's a question. Why do you always refer to it as a pact?

Akeno: That's what a deal with a Devil is always called silly!

Issei: Oh right, you still know virtually nothing about Devil lives.

Kise: Meh, doesn't exactly matter to me all that much. As long as the Devil's a decent person, I couldn't care less- WOW that's a contradicting statement.

Rias: Wow, at least you're self aware!

Kise: OKAY, as long as the Devil isn't an ASSHOLE. I swear to God that was dumb on my-

Akeno: OUCH!

Kiba: ARGH!!

Koneko: NGH!!

Rias: Urgh!

The Devils had all held their heads in pain after Kise spoke.

Kise: O_O The fuck just happened.

Rias: Kise, PLEASE don't make a habit of doing that. "Promise" adjacent words and "God" don't exactly work well with a lot of Devils.

Koneko: At all.

Kiba: It's like a sword goes through our heads!

Kise: Noted. Promises to the G Man are not allowed even as a taking in vein thing.

Akeno: Well, usually it wouldn't be that bad, but with a former nun around...

Asia: Bite me.

Akeno: Maybe~!

Kise: Oi, keep down the horny.

Once that was said, each of them heard footsteps coming inside of the clubhouse. Through the door came Sona, and the rest of the student council.

Sona: Hello Rias.

Rias: Sona? To what do I owe the pleasure?

Kise: Hold on.

Kise looked at Sona up and down, before instantly realizing something.

Kise: Ah come on, how many Devils are there in this school?!!

Sona: The Hyoudou Twins and Asia Argento?

Asia: Who's this again?

Kise: -_- Sona Shitori, the Student Council President, along with the rest of her group.

Sona: How... Rias, you didn't.

Rias: Relax Sona, trust me it's better to leave it be. Kise has become a valuable ally to my household. In his terms, a close friend and business partner you'd say.

Sona: Seriously?

Sona looked at Kise once more.

Sona: Aside from an impressive physique, he stills seems like a normal human.

Kise: Oh, I'm sorry, would this help?

Kise smirked, before his presence completely changed, with the atmosphere getting slightly thicker as well.

Kise: Surprise shorty.

???: WOAH, THAT'S WEAK KNEES HYOUDOU?!!!

Kise looked at one of the other Devil of the Student Council, recognizing someone.

Kise: GENSHIROU FUCKING SAJI?!!!

GENSHIROU "BOOTLEG WHEELER" SAJI!!

Sona: You two know each other?

Kise: Know each other?!! This dickhead along with nearly every other guy in Kuoh has mocked me more than once for being a sting bean before!! Only reason he stands out is because he swore up and down that his grades were just as good as mine, WITH IT BEING BULL, I TAKE 3RD YEAR LEVEL CLASSES!!!!

Saji: Nyeh, well even now that you're 6'3 and probably 180 pounds of pure muscle, you don't scare me! I took up 4 Pawn Pieces bro!

Kise: ... Pawn pieces?

Rias: We reincarnate and assign humans with Evil Chess Pieces. Also, just a note, Kise's spirit is so incredibly powerful that I'm not even sure if the Evil Pieces could affect him.

Saji: HUH?!!

Saji quickly turned back to Kise, seeing the teen flipping him off.

Rias: Either way, as a partner that can easily deal with Stray Devils before we can get there ourselves, I think Kise has every right to know about what we do. And hey, if you feel confident enough to try and FORCEFULLY memory wipe him, by all means give it a try.

Sona: ... What was that about business?

Kise: At the right price, I can take care of any little problem you might have. Be it a stray Devil, or maybe something else. Basically you're talking to a literal Devil's Advocate if they liked their job.

Sona: Interesting...

???: Sona.

TSUBAKI "GLASSES GIRL" SHIRA!!

Tsubaki: You aren't actually thinking of entertaining this are you?

Sona: Tsubaki, BOTH of the Hyoudou twins are now aware of the Supernatural. One is a completely uncontrollable wildcard who would rather die then willingly help us-

Issei: FUCK OFF!!!

Sona: Whereas the other while not being nearly as powerful, is still more than likely on the same level, or even higher than high level Devil Queens.

Kise: JUST Queens?

Sona: What do you THINK a smart option would be?

Tsubaki: ... Fair point.

Kise: Well if you need confirmation, I basically took on Fallen Angels and an entire church without breaking so much as a bit of my skin.

Saji: BULLSHIT!!!!

Koneko: You should see how he kills things just to revive them as his own.

Sona: ... Can you repeat that?

Kise: Oh yeah, let me show you my favorite Shadow Soldiers!

Kise snapped his fingers, as from his shadows had come Yuma, Milly, Kali, and Don. And then last but not least, a kneeling Igris was beside him. The Sitri Peerage was shocked by this, but no one more than Sona.

Sona: S... Soldiers made of Shadows?

Kise: Yup! One Arise, and I can easily bring them all. They draw from my mana, so it's impossible to kill them permanently.

Sona: 'If I remember right... There's am old Legend of someone having that power.'

Kise: That, and the fact that I have the Gear of Palkia and Dialga.

Both rings appeared on Kise's hand, as it became apparent that he was just flexing his own arsenal to make the Devil's jealous.

And it worked on every single level attempted.

Saji: -_- Overpowered bastard...

Kise: Hey, I work for my power, what's your excuse?

Sona: ... So a Necromancer... With the potential... To rip apart even space and time itself... I'm not sure which one of the Twins is scarier to me at this point.

Issei: Want me to change that?

Sona: I'm good thanks. Having an ally like that who also hates the Fallen Angels is a massive relief.

Kiba: Honestly yeah.

Koneko: It's fun when someone can probably make Death sweat and also share food.

Rias simply looked at the immaturity of Kise, as he seemed to be holding this over the head of Saji specifically.

Dialga: So how long until he realizes it himself?

Palkia: Meh, probably the same time that moron does too.

TIME SKIP!!

Kise: Ahhh. Another day, another way to to show that I am THAT GUY. I am a WHOLE scumbag for abusing the Penalty area for my own gain. So many level ups it was crazy. At least Asia was dragged with me.

Asia: *Across the house* YOU CRAZY BUT GENIUS JACKASS!!!

Kise with improvements to the house -Via the Shadow Soldiers- had built another room in the house, this being his own so Issei would be able to have their old room to herself.

Kise: Finally, after all this time, my own room.

He laid back on his bed with a smile, closing his eyes. However that quickly changed as a Magic Circle appeared in the center of his room, and he sensed a familiar presence.

Kise: ... Now Rias, it's always a pleasure to see you... But WHY did you teleport into my house without giving me a heads up?

Rias: Kise, please, you have to take me!

Kise: ... Eh?

Rias: I need you to take my virginity, and I need you to do it now.

Kise: Kise.EXE has crashed.

Rias: D-Did he just Blue Screen?!!

After just another second, Kise had regained his normal functions.

And what he said may surprise you.

Kise: WOAH, BACK THE FUCK UP, I AM NOT PIPING YOU OUT OF NOWHERE WITH ZERO FUCKING WARNING!!! THAT IS NOT HOW I DO THINGS!!!

Rias: H-Huh? Does that mean-

Kise quickly got up, before grabbing Rias' hand, and dragging her through another door. The room they had gotten to showed a balcony, with a couch, and a beautiful view of the nature off of the opposite direction of the neighborhood. Seeing this, Rias was somewhat in awe, but found herself sitting down.

Kise: Okay you Cherry Headed Devil, talk! What the hell could have made you ask something so out of character?!

Rias: I-It's seriously hard to explain! I've thought of everything, but this is the only way to safely do things!

Kise: Rias, what part of anything I end up doing for you makes you think that I believe the best options end up being safe? If there's something that's so drastic that could make you act like this with ME of all living beings, then let me help you out in a way that I know I can do the best!

Rias: Kise, you're the strongest human I've ever seen, and there are even a lot of Devils that would struggle to measure up to you, but you're not invincible! Even you have limits to who you can fight!

Kise: ... Rias...

Kise grabbed the hands of the girl once more, looking into her eyes with a soft smile.

Kise: I know better than anyone else that I'm not the strongest thing alive. Though even if there's a chance, let me TRY. I'll climb any mountain, if I get to see that smile.

Rias: Wh... Wha?

Kise: Listen, I try not to talk about my feelings... But seeing you smile is something that just makes me happy. It makes me look forward to the times when I'm able to help.

Rias hearing this began to tear up, but before she could say another word, another Magic Circle appeared. From it, came a woman with silver hair, a maid's outfit, and what Kise has identified as a trait for female Devils, a ludicrously sinful body.

???: Really, my lady? You've come here to a lowborn human?

Kise: ALRIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

At his own limit, Kise stepped in front of the woman, surprising her.

Kise: I'm not an arrogant dumbass and can just FEEL that you are one of the number of people that can break me like a glow stick in a fight, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED BEFORE A SECOND PERSON BARGES IN MY FUCKIN' HOME AND RANDOMLY INSULTS ME!!!!

The teen fumed, as the woman had genuine surprise plastered on her face.

???: My... Apologies?

Issei: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!!!!

Issei and Asia had both come in, with the woman now more confused than shocked.

???: Issei Hyoudou? You live in this home?

Issei: And I do not like ANY Supernatural just barging in without giving a notice!! Also, DO NOT TRY TO GET IN MY BROTHERS PANTS WHEN I'M IN THE NEXT ROOM GREMORY!!!!

Asia: THAT'S WHAT WAS GOING ON?!!!

Rias blushed a shade of red, before the woman started to understand what was going on. She quickly looked at Kise, seeing that he wasn't just a simple human.

???: Now I understand. The Dual Dragon Emperor is the twin of the Red Dragon Empress. Fitting. However lady Rias, Sirzechs would be terribly disappointed if he knew the action you were willing to take.

Kise: ... Alright are you done taking shots?

???: Forgive my rudeness. My name is Grayfia. I am a Devil in the service of the House of Gremory.

GRAYFIA "THE QUEEN OF ANNIHILATION" LUCIFUGE!!

Kise: Yeah, I figured.

Rias: My virtue is mine to do with as I please. How is it a problem to give to whomever I want? And another thing.

Rias stood between Grayfia and Kise, seemingly having become increasingly protective.

Rias: I will not allow you to talk down about someone who has done so much as an ally and friend of mine, human or Devil. I don't care if you're my brother's Queen. Kise is an honored friend of mine, and I want him to be treated as such.

Kise: '... You know, it's times like this I remember.'

Kise watched the smaller girl stand in between them, as his senses were going off like mad.

Kise: '... Rias is actually the one who's strong enough to protect me. My emotions seriously make me feel more confident in my abilities... Or if I'm being more specific... Rias is one of the few girls I've ever met in my life who makes me reach into a deeper level of courage then I already have...'

Grayfia: ... Noted. But, think. You are the next head of Gremory, have a bit of respect. We'll get out of you way. Now.

Rias: I'm so sorry Kise. You're right, I haven't been in my right mind tonight. Can we just forget about this?

Kise: If it means I'm gonna forget one of your problems, then I think I can live with the memory.

Rias smiled, before planting a kiss on Kise's cheek.

Kise: ...O_O...

Rias: I suppose I should excuse myself.

Immediately after this was said, Rias and Grayfia had been transported away.

Issei: Oi, Kise? You in there bro?

Kise was still processing the kiss, before the appropriate reaction for any determined anime teen given such motivation had occurred within the boy.

And then immediately exploded out of him.

Kise: I CAN FUCKING DO THIS SHIT!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Asia: Wow. Looks like even Kise can be a boy...

Issei: ... I can't tell if this is pride, or annoyance I feel... No, it's both.

TIME SKIP!!

Kise marched over the the occult research club, as currently Koneko and Kiba were trying their best to physically restrain him from entering.

Kiba: AHHH, KONEKO HOW ARE YOU THE ONE STRUGGLING HERE?!!!

Koneko: YOU TRY IT ALONE THEN!

Kise: I don't know why you idiots think this would stop me in the first place, even if I wasn't putting my back into getting through, I can literally teleport!!

Kise managed to grab the door handle, as at this point the two got desparate.

Kiba: SERIOUSLY, A DAGGER TO SOMEONE'S THROAT IS NOT GONNA SOLVE THE PROBLEM!!!

Kise: WHY DO YOU INSTANTLY THINK I'M GONNA TRY TO MURDER SOMEONE?!!!!

Koneko: BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU WITH THIS GUY...

Kise finally managed to pull the door open, as after that, he Koneko and Kiba had all toppled over.

Rias: ... What's going on here?

Kise: THAT'S MY LINE, I'VE LITERALLY GOT NO-

Before Kise could finish speaking, a new magic circle appeared in the room, with flames emerging from it, and then a new figure.

Kiba: Oh no... Phenex.

???: Ahhhh, and Riser has arrived in the human world.

RISER "KENTUCKY FRIED CUNT" PHENEX!!

Riser: I've come all the way to see you, my beloved Rias.

Upon hearing this, a vein bulged on Kise's face. This was where Koneko and Kiba truly had to put all their might into keeping him down.

Kise: ... And who is this dickface?

Grayfia: This Gentleman is Lord Riser Phenex. He is a pureblooded Devil of Noble Birth, and is also the third heir in line to the House of Phenex. This also means he is the fiancé to the next head of the House of Gremory.

Kise: ... FFFFFFFFFFFUCK the thoughts in my head are so violent right now...!!

Koneko: Fight it, bite your tongue, and we get off. Promise?

Kise: ... I promise to TRY.

Kiba: Eh, c-close enough.

After things had become more peaceful, tea was made for everyone.

And Kise's patience had been put on full display, as while next to Rias, Riser at times not only played with her hair, but even moved his hands lower than any sane person would dare to go on Rias. Or any sane person would in front of Kise for that matter.

Koneko: 'Wow, he really is showing self control.'

Kiba: 'Thank you for being the level headed twin Kise.'

Kise: 'WHY DO I NOT HAVE THE POWER TO EXPLODE SOMEONE WITH A GLARE!!! DAMNIT REALITY BREAKING DRAGONS!!!!'

Having had enough herself, Rias stood up.

Rias: That's enough Riser. Let it go.

Kise: 'PRETTY SOON I WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!!'

Rias: Why don't you understand? I have no intention of ever marrying you.

Riser: But my darling-

Kise: NOPE CAN'T STAY SILENT, DISRESPECT MODE IS A GO!!!!

Kiba: I knew it was too good to be true.

Koneko: Yup.

Riser: Disrespect? Riser? This boy must-

Kise: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP YOU COCK-A-DOODLE CUNT!!!! I'LL BE DAMNED BEFORE I SIT AND LISTEN TO SOMEONE SPEAKING LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER AND NARRATOR OF THEIR OWN DAMN BOOK LIKE THEY'RE SELF AWARE!!!!

Akeno: ... This will be a while won't it?

Kise: How the fuck are you named after a Mythical Bird but it has the wrong spelling?!!! Your entire bloodline produces morons!!! And MARRY RIAS?!!! You look like the chicken Old Macdonald saw and went "E-I-E-I- OH FUCK NO!!!!"

At this, the members of the ORC started break, beginning to laugh. Even Grayfia had trouble keeping a straight face, with a shaky smile forming.

Riser: You dare to insult a superior you-

Kise: Oh you think I'm done?! Don't hate me cause I'M beautiful mother fucker!! Maybe if you used some of that money to get rid of that goofy ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick!! Or better yet, stop trying to fuck Rias and go back to the Queen when she's done fucking with that high class Bishop!! PUSSAY!!!

Riser: ... WHAT?!!!!

Kise: YOU HEARD ME FUCK APPLE!!!!

At that very moment, the younger Devils were on the ground, while Grayfia couldn't hide the smile on her face any longer.

Riser: Grrrrrr, the arrogance of this soon to be deceased mortal aside-

Riser grabbed Rias by the chin.

Riser: For the final time Rias, you will return to the underworld with me! Riser does not care if he has to incinerate everyone in this room.

Kise: Alright then, someone's going to Heaven.

Rias, Riser, and Kise had all let you a large amount of aura, ready for something to go down.

Grayfia: There's no need for incineration. My Lady Rias, Lord Riser, and Kise Hyoudou. As you know I am here by order of Sirzechs, meaning there will be no disruption of peace.

Kise: ... Tch.

Kise had begrudgingly lowered the dagger that appeared in his hand, which surprised Riser.

Riser: When told such a thing by someone known as the Ultimate Queen, even Riser can become somewhat fearful. 'When did that welp summon that weapon?'

Grayfia: My master anticipated there would be a conflict of some sort. As such, he assigned me a last resort should communication break down.

Rias: Yes, of course he did.

Kise: Fucking specify.

Grayfia: If my Lady is to put her personal preferences above those of her family, she is to settle this via a Rating Game with Lord Riser.

Kise: The hell is that?

Kiba: It's a game Noble Devils play with each other. Long story short, they and their servants compete in battle to see who will win.

Kise: Now I get it. No wonder you're all based on Chess Pieces.

Riser: Riser as played through several ratings games, and has scored several wins for himself. Unfortunately my inexperienced bride has never even qualified for an official game.

Kise: Ha, I guess it's only AGE that matters, and not mental maturity. However, ain't this a little rigged?

Kise looked at Grayfia, dead serious.

Kise: Rias only recently turned 18, and not only that, her Peerage only contains 4 actual Devils.

Koneko: We have more to worry about than that.

Riser: Rias I have to ask, is this adorable group truly the extent of your servants.

Kise: OOOOOH he's deaf as fuck too!!!

Riser simply snapped his fingers, as from one of his Magic Circles, 15 women appeared.

Riser: Riser has 15 pieces. In other words: I have a Full Set.

Kise: ... President of the Occult Research Club Rias Gremory, permission to scream my fucking lungs out to a deafening point?

Rias: ... Granted

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Kise: LITERALLY 15 OTHER OPTIONS!!!! I DO NOT GIVE AN AVACADO FUCK IF ONE OF THEM IS YOUR SISTER, TAKE YOUR GREEDY WOMANIZING ASS BACK TO HELL!!!!!

???: Geez, what a crashout.

Kise: OKAY YOU RUNT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH IN THE LAST YEAR I'VE ATTENDED THIS SHITTY ASS SCHOOL AND NOT ONCE HAVE I BLOWN UP LIKE THIS, THE BULLSHIT I'VE BEEN TAKING IN CAN NO LONGER BE PLUGGED UP BY SMILES!!!!

Koneko: Real.

Kise: I've had more than enough of EVERY WOMANIZING CUNT I see in this school, and THIS SON OF A BITCH IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THEM!!!!

Riser: My darling, what in the world could he be comparing Riser to?

Rias: Almost every other boy in this school fantasizes to have 15 women at their beck and call, but could only ever have it as a pipe dream.

Riser: I see. Yubelluna.

Yubelluna: Yes, my lord.

She walked over, as Kise noticed something off.

Kise: '... Why the hell is she both aroused and saddened?'

Once she was in front of him, Riser began to kiss Yubelluna, earning a disgusted look from Rias, and a blank stare from Kise, as after finishing this kiss he began to grope her as well.

Riser: This is the difference between lowly humans and Riser. No matter how long you live, you'll never have what I do.

Kise: ... You sick freak...

Kise began to glare at Riser, as by reflex, his Bloodlust Skill had been activated, although it didn't seem to take full effect on Riser.

Kise: Usually I don't like to meddle in someone else's business...

He began to walk forward, as his Dragon Fang Claws had appeared on his hands.

Kise: But that fact that you might not even be aware of just exactly what your servant is feeling sickens me...

A dark aura appeared around Kise, as Riser seemed to recognize the look in the eyes of Kise.

Riser: T-That's not possible!! You... It isn't possible for you to have the same eyes!!!

Rias: K-Kise?

Even Grayfia seemed surprised by this, but quickly regaining composure, she stepped between Kise and Riser, preventing the already diminishing distance to lower any further.

Grayfia: I now understand why Sirzechs was willing to make such an impossible exception. Kise Hyoudou, due to the lacking number of Peerage Devils of my lady, you have been granted to fight alongside them

Kise's eyes went wide, as the aura around him had become slightly calmer.

Akeno: A HUMAN being allowed to fight in a game meant for Devils only?

Kiba: Th-That has to be against the rules, right?

Grayfia: Well... Usually that would be the case, however it seems that there was a single wildcard variable within Mr. Hyoudou that went unseen by all... Except Sirzechs of course. There are two specific factions that are exempt from this rule for... Reasons. Reason being that they are from the origin.

Rias' eyes widened hearing this.

Rias: Th...The Origin?

Kise: What the hell are you on about?

Grayfia: If a Monarch would ever see fit, a rating game could be changed from a political match to an all out battle. And it seems that Kise Hyoudou, has the powers of the Shadow Monarch.

The Devils in the room were far too stunned to speak, as Kise was simply confused.

Kise: Shadow Monarch?! How the hell do people know that name?! I thought it was just a class!

Rias: Kise... The Shadow Monarch, like your Dragons, is one of the few beings alive that were put on a class even God would never have conflict with.

Kise: ... What? Then how the hell does everyone-

Grayfia: You are the Successor. The Current Monarch of Shadows, Jin Ashborn is still alive.

Kise's eyes went wide, as outside of the room, Issei was listening in, having the same reaction.

Kise: ... Did you just say... Jin Ashborn?

Grayfia: Indeed.

Kiba: You recognize the name of the Monarch of Shadows Kise?

Kise: ... Don't fuck with me...

Kise glared at Grayfia.

Kise: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS ENTIRE TIME MY FATHER HAS BEEN ALIVE?!!!!

Akeno: Kise is the son of the Shadow Monarch?

Kiba: Woah... Just how powerful can one person truly get?

Grayfia: His locations are unknown, but yes, he lives. What do you say to these terms?

Kise: ... Dad can wait... For now.

Kise looked at Riser angrily.

Kise: I'm gonna enjoy plucking this Phoenix's feathers.

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CHAPTER END!!