there once was a guy whom ran a service station near school

couldn't sell enough gasoline and oil .. he decided to retool

took an ordinary brick .. painted it a high gloss gold .. boy did it shine

found a fool .. sold it to him for $500.00 .. got himself jail time and a fine

even though Crooked Slim was caught red-handed .. he's nobody's fool

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