doug the vampire hunter
Olivia was stood with Sarah and Erica when they saw Benny, Rory, Ethan and no one other than Doug Falconhawk. They were all dressed in matching outfits.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Olivia mumbled to them.
All the girls started to crowd round Doug, leaving the boys awkwardly stood there. Olivia laughed and walked up to Benny. "Nice outfit."
He grinned a toothy grin. "Thanks."
"Er, you guys head to chemistry. I need to talk to Sarah quickly." Ethan said, walking off.
Benny held out his arm. "After you."
***
"Great..." Olivia whispered to Benny when Doug walked into the class. "Hello, my young hunters! Today I'll be teaching you some tips from yours truly!"
"What?" He whispered. "Doug is awesome!"
"He really isn't." She chuckled.
Doug started to ramble on about the stuff you need to hunt and kill a vampire.
"Doug, I have done some Vervain! I've heard it's a sweet vampire repellent!" Ethan said, holding up a bag of it. "So I heard..." He added.
Both Benny and Olivia's attention turned to Rory once he fell of his chair. The whole class laughed. "You're not one of them, are you?" Doug joked. Rory then started laughing too much, and the rest of the class' laughter died down.
After that, Olivia switched off. She looked at her arm resting on the table, almost touching Benny's.
She then looked up at him. He seemed engrossed with Doug's stupid speech. He turned to her once he noticed her staring, causing Olivia to immediately look back down at their arms.
Benny turned back to Doug but could see their arms in the corner of his eyes.
She slowly moved her arm closer to his until they were touching. Benny's heart skipped a beat, he gulped and looked up at Olivia. She knew Benny was looking, so she smiled to herself and continued to look down at their arms.
They were both snapped out of their gazes when Doug announced class was over. Olivia frowned a little when she remembered her next lesson wasn't with Benny, little did she know Benny was feeling exactly the same.
Olivia and Sarah were sat next to each-other in History and Sarah knew something was up when she saw the look on Olivia's face.
"Okay, what's up?" She asked. "You look sad and as if you're in your own world."
"Nothing." Olivia sighed.
Sarah looked at her. "I'm not stupid - and you can tell me - I'm your best friend."
"Fine... I've been hiding this for a while and it's about time I admit it to someone." Olivia told Sarah.
"What is it?" She asked.
"I think I'm in love with Benny." She mumbled.
"What?!"
"Okay, I shouldn't have told you-" Olivia began.
She shook her head. "No! This is great! He definitely likes you too! Tell him!"
Olivia shook her head. "Oh, come on, Sarah! If we dated, he'd be flirting with other girls behind my back all the time - he's Benny!"
"Trust me, whenever he sees you his heart is beating - I can smell it."
"Yeah, well..."
Olivia was cut off by the bell - signalling school had finished.
"We're going to Ethan's." Sarah said. "You'll get to see Benny and I need to speak to Ethan."
She groaned. "Don't say anything to him!"
***
Sarah knocked on Ethan's door and he answered immediately. "I need blood, help me!" She took hold of Ethan's arms.
Benny saw Olivia and his heartbeat started to quicken. They both felt slightly awkward about what happened in chemistry but nevertheless gave each-other a small smile.
"Sarah! Doug's gonna see you!" Ethan hissed.
"Oh no! I'm paralysed with fear." Sarah answered, waving her arms around.
"What good is a camera that sees vampires when there's no vampires to see- holy cow! A vampire!" Doug gasped, jumping up from his seat.
"What? No! This is just a girl who just showed up to leave..." Ethan grinned, awkwardly.
"No! Give me a break!" Sarah shouted, turning to Doug and hissing at him, her fangs out and eyes yellow.
"Vampire! A vampire!" Doug shouted, running into the kitchen.
"Looks like I broke your hero! Can you science me some new blood?" Sarah pleaded.
"He saw you!" Was all Ethan could say.
"Yeah! Like he really looked like he was gonna do something-"
An arrow came flying from the kitchen and hit the wall right beside Sarah.
"A real vampire! The haters on my block can eat it!" Doug yelled, chasing after Sarah, leaving Benny, Ethan and Olivia alone.
"Sarah's in trouble." Olivia said.
Rory then ran in. "The best I could do was a Danish! Did I miss anything?" He asked.
Olivia looked at Benny and Ethan. "Let's go to the truck." Ethan said.
"This episode is gonna be awesome!" Benny exclaimed. Olivia then walked into the truck. "Seriously?"
"What?" Rory asked.
"This is just like school - all the chairs are taken and you have to get another one." She groaned, leaning against the wall.
"No," Benny stood up. "Sit here."
Olivia shook her head. "It's fine, you know what you're doing, I don't."
"Okay, well... if you don't want the chair... then we can share." Benny sat back down, shuffling up a bit. He patted the empty half of the seat. Olivia smiled and sat down. "Thanks, Benny."
Ethan looked at Rory and mouthed. "They're totally in love."
"Okay, Macowski, we're live. The ratings better be gold!" Doug's agent said.
"This is huge, Jerry." Doug said, running down the streets. "This bloodsucker's dead! Again!"
"Guys... we've gotta do something." Ethan said.
"Do you think Doug will kill Sarah?" Olivia asked.
"Even if he doesn't, the whole world's gonna know that she's a vampire and this town will be crawling with guys like Doug!" Ethan explained.
"So, what do we do? Doug's our hero. I don't wanna use any of my powers to rip his soul from his mortal form." Benny said, through gritted teeth.
"Yeah, good thing you're bad at magic." Rory said.
Benny shot him a glare.
"Doug wants a show about vampires - we'll give him one." Ethan grinned. Benny was still glaring at Rory by the time Ethan and Olivia were stood at the door.
"C'mon guys!" Olivia urged.
***
Ethan, Benny, Olivia and Rory were stood in a garage. Benny's hair was slicked back and he was wearing all black with a leather jacket.
They used some of Olivia's makeup to give him black eye bags and make him look extremely pale - Rory looked the same.
Olivia finished Ethan's makeup before looking back and admiring her work. She then turned to Benny. "You look pretty good as a vampire." Benny smirked.
"You don't look too bad yourself."bHe replied.
Olivia looked down at her clothes. Ethan took two blankets from Jane's room: a red and pink one. Olivia was wearing the red and he was gonna give the pink to Sarah.
"Here's what we're gonna do: Benny, you're a vampire, Sarah is the vampire princess and she's being forced to marry to Benny by his father. But... Benny, you love Olivia, who is also a vampire. I'm a werewolf and I'm in love with Sarah and Sarah's in love with me. Rory, you are Benny's father. You're gonna need these," Ethan said, handing Rory, Olivia and Benny some fake fangs.
"I already have some." Rory said. "They need to be fake." Ethan answered.
"Wait, so Benny and I have to pretend we're in love but Rory's against the idea and wants him to marry Sarah, but she's in love with you and you love Sarah too?" Olivia asked, all in one breath.
Ethan nodded. "Pretty much. Now, I'm gonna find Sarah. Stay here. Oh, and Olivia, Benny, use a spell to disable Doug's crossbow." He then ran off.
They looked at each-other and shrugged. "Sounds like a plan."
***
Ethan came back pretty quickly with Sarah. She was dressed in Jane's pink blanket and was wearing a tiara.
The teens could hear Doug coming round the corner - commentating as he walked.
Benny and Olivia peeped through a whole in the boxes. "Trigerous, chillious!" They whispered when Doug was distracted.
Once they saw the trigger freeze, they looked at each-other and grinned before stepping away from the gap in between the boxes and over to Rory, who was waiting for his queue.
Ethan then howled and stomped into the main area of the garage.
"Holy cow!" Doug yelled. "A werewolf!" He held up his crossbow, ready to fire, but obviously, he couldn't.
"You trespass, human, on ground that is not yours!" Ethan growled.
"Maybe I can gain his trust," Doug said to his camera. "I'm tracking a vampire - your eternal foe!"
"You track my forbidden girlfriend?!"
"And unfortunately, my future vampire wife." Benny said, strutting into view.
"Another vampire?! Well, at least it's a fair fight now." Doug remarked.
"I am Fangstorm, the vampire. And I am in love with... Hannah... my girlfriend!"
Olivia walked out and put her hand on Benny's shoulder, showing her 'fangs'.
"My father wants me to marry Sarah, but my heart belongs to Hannah." Benny said, gazing at Olivia.
"In fact," Benny squinted at the name tag on Ethan's work outfit. "Greg and I are actually working together; we must destroy my father!"
Rory then strutted in. "Who dares to try and kill me... again?!" He bellows.
"I think I've stumbled... I mean hunted into a supernatural love story." Doug narrated.
"Alas, let us fight!" Rory announced.
"No!" Sarah said, awkwardly running in with high heals. "Don't fight! Let us be happy, Mr... Vampire!"
"No chance! This tradition has lasted for like... forever and we can't break it!" Rory argued.
"We must fight!" Benny announced.
Rory launched himself at Benny, Olivia and Sarah gasped. Ethan began to pathetically fight too.
Sarah and Olivia ran towards Doug. "We beg of you! Please don't let them kill each-other! You're the only human who can help!" Olivia pleaded.
"Do I keep my hunters instincts and check and play peace maker, or do bag myself a vampire and write my name in the history books? Yeah, I'll do that one!" Doug nodded.
Doug loaded his gun and turned to Sarah and Olivia. Within a second, Sarah kicked him, and he flew backwards. "Sarah, do you have to kick him so hard?!" Ethan said.
"Ethan! Sh!" Benny hissed.
"Ethan? Benny? What is this?!" Doug yelled.
"Hi Doug..."
Benny flashed a grin and put his thumb up.
***
"I'm sorry, Doug. When you showed up we thought it would be awesome to be on TV!" Ethan explained.
"I was live! I'm ruined! How could you do that to a guy? I just wanted to make a fan's day!" Doug answered.
"And maybe shoot a vampire." Olivia added.
"Yeah! And catch it on camera, instead I've been punked by a Dusk convention!" He threw a bag of equipment into the van. "I don't know why you wanna destroy your own hero-"
"Technically, you're not my hero, no offence." Olivia said, Sarah nodded. Ethan glared at them.
"All of this... just to get on TV! Dressing up as monsters, rigging my camera so she would show up as a vampire? Kids weren't like this before NoobieTube. Here," Doug said, throwing Benny his crossbow and wig. "You might as well keep these worthless things."
Benny's jaw dropped once he realised it was a wig.
"I think I need a rule #11: some scared just aren't worth finding." Doug said, walking into the the truck.
Olivia scoffed at his pathetic rule.
"Thanks for helping me and protecting Whitechapel's secret - you did the right thing. Kind of like a hero." Sarah said to Ethan, who suddenly looked proud because Sarah called him a hero.
"I'm sorry, guys." Ethan then sighed.
"I can't talk right now." Benny whispered, staring at the wig. "Everything I ever believed in was a wig..."
Doug then reappeared. "Are you actually a mechanic or was that part a lie too?"
Ethan nodded awkwardly.
"Worst episode ever." Doug sighed, walking away.
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