my prank? oh, its good. well.. this is my first ever one. everybody tells me im too young to fly, prank, or just about anything. i set up my idea in the backyard, by the large enchanted table the WHOLE family would sit on.

i grabbed my inked water balloons and made them invisable with uncle georges 'invisible dye'. a diffrent color was put on everybodys seat; the colors differing from neons, to rainbow colors. i put a tray of oreos in the middle of the table, and i replaced the icing in the middle of the cookie with hardened ice- the type that you find at a built sledding place, the artifical stuff. so, the plan was that the ink would make their skin and hair that color for a week- you coudnt wash it off. the cookie was suppose to make them all puke within ten minutes of eating it. no ink was on my chair. i already sat in it.

the whole family came out, and i was greeted by rosie. "woah, lily. nice hair. shows how grown up you look." "yea, it does." "okay you lot! time for dinner!" the babys highchair wasnt played with. i woud be dead meat then. they all sat in the chair, and grabbed a cookie. they were inked.

"what the.... james! louis! fred!" shouted roxie. "it wasnt us! why would we inkourselves!?" fifteen minutes passed. only four began to puke. hey, i tried. they were all diffrent, those cookies. then Al noticed my smug smirk. "LILY!" "What are you talking about, lils would never do this. shes too innocent." thats where there wrong. but then i deided to smugly admit myself to the crime.

"Correct, Albiepoo. i did do this." 'b-but y-your s-so i-inoccent!" i let out a small laugh. "Think again, Freddie. ignoring me the whole school year because of my house? that wasnt so smart. im like that greek goddess Athena. when i seek revenge, i DONT give up." Suspiciously, Roxie asked me, "It was you, wasnt it? the one who made our lives hell at Hogwarts?" "You mean by playing all of those faul qudditch moves, and loads of other stuff?" "You made me admit that i did have a boyfriend!" exclaimed Rosie. "Well, you and Scorpius were going to be found out anyway. weird, your both in Gryffindor. the future- second thought that- i dont want to see the future."

that was it at Shell Cottage. well, that was the big climax. i mean, come on. who doesnt like the climaxes? ill tell you this, its deffenitly not Proffessor Binns, the history teacher at Hoggy hoggy hogwarts. dude, hes dead. just go live in your coffin, and dont comeback. i mean, everybody falls asleep in that class1 well, rosie doesnt. ive always wondered howd he died... why am i sooo offtopic? well, i guess its just natural for me.

at home, i sat on the sofa, talking to jay. "Why didnt i notice how brilliant you are?" "Jay, whens my birthday?" he better answer this correctly. "Uh....January fourteenth?" oh my Merlin. seriously? oh, wait! im lily! not Sirius Black! "no. June eighteenth. do you know me at all?" "Yes?" i guess... but that ended the convo.

i walked up to mum, and let tears fly. "im sorry im such an outcast. i didnt mean for me to be in Tribeca. i only have one friend, and mum... james and Albie are just making it worse. do you still love me?" "ofcourse i do. it doesnt matter to your father and i. please know that." "okay." i love you mum." "i love you too, sweetie."

the night ended with a good end.in fairy tales, you always get hapy endings. but in real life, you dont. cinderella, sleeping beauty.. ariel... i cant like that stuff. its all fake. you dont get happy endings. that night, when i got into bed, i felt as if I lived in one. sadly, it didnt last for long. it never does.