Unicorns!

Lilly: hey Jack do unicorn exist?
Jack:WELL GEE GOLLY GOSH I DONT KNOW ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A UNICORN COMPASS OR SOME SHIT!
Lilly: then why is there a unicorn frappe?
Jack: I don't know!
Lilly: Do you think it taste like unicorn shit or farts or rainbow?
Jack: OMG WHAT IF THEY MURDER A UNICORN WTF WORLD!
Lilly: NOOOO NO CHARLIE!!!
Jack: Charlie? Who the fu*k is Charlie?
Lilly: (shows video) That's Charlie!
Jack; wth happened with my sister!
Lilly: LOGIC HAPPENED!
Jack: but you don't have any!
Lilly:THATS THE WHOLE GOD DAM POINT!
Jack:(slaps himself) How the hell are we related!
Lilly: I don't know(smiles like a crazy person) maybe I was adopted! Or I was chosen to end the whole world! Or stop the apocalypse!
Jack:WTF!!!

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